Sony "Exclusive" Stellar Blade demo was accidentally released early

[bongowongo]

I hope the accessibility options are great because I might be playing this game using one hand only nomsayin

[freeburn]

Nice, another 3rd person weeb game with a hyper sexualized main character for the Sony virgins to jerk off too

I doubt Sony exclusives will ever see another white male protagonist now that I think about it.

[bongowongo]

Nice, another 3rd person weeb game with a hyper sexualized main character for the Sony virgins to jerk off too

I doubt Sony exclusives will ever see another white male protagonist now that I think about it.

u know how i know ur gay

[freeburn]

u know how i know ur gay

How do you know I'm gay? I haven't been the protagonist of a Sony video game.

[ChristmasFnatic]

Nice, another 3rd person weeb game with a hyper sexualized main character for the Sony virgins to jerk off too

I doubt Sony exclusives will ever see another white male protagonist now that I think about it.

Damn freeburn. Lately you have been harsh on Sony games more than usual. Is it cuz of your renewed rivalry against Coal lately?

Your heel turn is complete! Like Hogan joining Nash and Hall!

[bongowongo]

How do you know I'm gay? I haven't been the protagonist of a Sony video game.

holy chit lmfaoo

[BearyManilowe]

Definitely a weeb game, but looks similar to Nier: AutoTomatoes so it should probably be fun to play.

[LtGoose]

No woke transgender lesbian as a protagonist? Yeah no thx Jeff. How do they expect us to connect to the main character?

[Coal Man]

Nice, another 3rd person weeb game with a hyper sexualized main character for the Sony virgins to jerk off too

I doubt Sony exclusives will ever see another white male protagonist now that I think about it.

Lmao. What are you upset about tho? 3rd person? Well most big games coming out these days are in 3rd person. Dragon's Dogma, Final Fantasy, Helldivers, Shadow of Erdtree etc


You were also complaining how Sony intentionally makes females unattractive, gay, trans etc. K, so this has a hot straight one and you're still mad.

"NO male protagonists!" Dawg, Cloud literally just came out with his game. The game before that was SM2 which was Miles and Peter. Their release before that you played Kratos and Atreus, another 2 males. Lol.

[BraneyGumble]

freeburn with an excellent bait

[Coal Man]

freeburn with an excellent bait

This would apply if he was a sane actor and had some balanced takes once in a while but everyone knows he has a chip on his shoulder about Sony games. It's all he talks about if it's not a post bragging about his cool sound system or his l337 shooter skillz

[freeburn]

Lmao. What are you upset about tho? 3rd person? Well most big games coming out these days are in 3rd person. Dragon's Dogma, Final Fantasy, Helldivers, Shadow of Erdtree etc


You were also complaining how Sony intentionally makes females unattractive, gay, trans etc. K, so this has a hot straight one and you're still mad.

"NO male protagonists!" Dawg, Cloud literally just came out with his game. The game before that was SM2 which was Miles and Peter. Their release before that you played Kratos and Atreus, another 2 males. Lol.

This would apply if he was a sane actor and had some balanced takes once in a while but everyone knows he has a chip on his shoulder about Sony games. It's all he talks about if it's not a post bragging about his cool sound system or his l337 shooter skillz

Lmaooooooo

[Coal Man]

Lmaooooooo

Sucks to suck. Stop playing dem phaagy brain dead shooters and let's fight IRL in Tekken 8.

[ChristmasFnatic]

This would apply if he was a sane actor and had some balanced takes once in a while but everyone knows he has a chip on his shoulder about Sony games. It's all he talks about if it's not a post bragging about his cool sound system or his l337 shooter skillz

I honestly think he is saying such to annoy you or you caused him to go totally anti-Sony. He wasn't like this few months ago. He even defended the Boys spin-off show as not woke when everyone in the Misc say it is.

But lately, he went too far right. I think it is cuz of your arguments with him(you being pro Sony). That or he is trolling us all.

[Coal Man]

I honestly think he is saying such to annoy you or you caused him to go totally anti-Sony. He wasn't like this few months ago. He even defended the Boys spin-off show as not woke when everyone in the Misc say it is.

But lately, he went too far right. I think it is cuz of your arguments with him(you being pro Sony). That or he is trolling us all.

Recent? Lmao more than a year ago he "bought" a PS5 while high just to immediately start complaining how bad it was when he sobered up the next day. Was funny as fuk

[ChristmasFnatic]

Recent? Lmao more than a year ago he "bought" a PS5 while high just to immediately start complaining how bad it was when he sobered up the next day. Was funny as fuk

Yeah but before he was just passive aggressive about Sony. Now he really say it openly.

I like both of you(nh), and sucks you two constantly argue, though it is fun to read as well, I admit.

[freeburn]

Sucks to suck. Stop playing dem phaagy brain dead shooters and let's fight IRL in Tekken 8.

You don't even play online rofl

You play against your pajeet friends and act like you're competitive in tekken lmaoooo

Imagine being too scared to play online against people who will actually bop you. Imagine being subjected to a matchmaking system that would pair you against skilled players instead of your "friends" offline.

Couldn't be me, I actually embrace competition and other highly skilled players.

[bongowongo]

You don't even play online rofl

You play against your pajeet friends and act like you're competitive in tekken lmaoooo

Imagine being too scared to play online against people who will actually bop you. Imagine being subjected to a matchmaking system that would pair you against skilled players instead of your "friends" offline.

Couldn't be me, I actually embrace competition and other highly skilled players.

I'll actually put a real life 5 buck on this match up lmao.

Coalman wins the first round because weedbrah is cocky and thinks he can take it easy.
Freeburn beats him in the final two rounds once he gets his act together

always bet on sweat.

[Coal Man]

You don't even play online rofl

You play against your pajeet friends and act like you're competitive in tekken lmaoooo

Imagine being too scared to play online against people who will actually bop you. Imagine being subjected to a matchmaking system that would pair you against skilled players instead of your "friends" offline.

Couldn't be me, I actually embrace competition and other highly skilled players.

I don't play online right now because every 6 or 7th game there's people who plug when they're losing. They suffer no consequence for this and the winner gains no points. You even lose your win streak. My friends and I aren't playing ranked online right now because it's ass cancer and Namco says they will address it in the first patch.

[Coal Man]

I'll actually put a real life 5 buck on this match up lmao.

Coalman wins the first round because weedbrah is cocky and thinks he can take it easy.
Freeburn beats him in the final two rounds once he gets his act together

always bet on sweat.

Lmao he has zero chance. His brain is too wired to use aim assist and press one button to pewpew for an auto win. He doesn't have enough neurons to handle all the buttons and moves in tekken.

[freeburn]

I don't play online right now because every 6 or 7th game there's people who plug when they're losing. They suffer no consequence for this and the winner gains no points. You even lose your win streak. My friends and I aren't playing ranked online right now because it's ass cancer and Namco says they will address it in the first patch.

Oh boo hoo someone rage quit to abuse the online system, grow a pair Fkn geek

It's an annoyance at best, imagine using that as your excuse to be too scared to play online lmaaooo


Absolute soy

[freeburn]

I'll actually put a real life 5 buck on this match up lmao.

Coalman wins the first round because weedbrah is cocky and thinks he can take it easy.
Freeburn beats him in the final two rounds once he gets his act together

always bet on sweat.

Coal Man doesn't have a competitive bone in his body.

Years of playing soy filled single player adventure games have made him too scared to play online against real people. He might get his feelings hurt.

As long as he stays offline he knows he will never have to post his win loss record for me to make fun of him because he's trash.

I almost exclusively play online games against other people. I only play ranked mode in apex. I eat sleep and chit competition.

Coal Man acts like I didn't play thousands of hours of umvc3 on a stick

Oh yeah, when I played umvc3, the only offline play I did was in person at arcades against other way more skilled players.

Meanwhile the dude is playing tekken with his little brother in his living room, dodging online play, and acts like he's good at the game. ****in delusional at best.

[Coal Man]

Coal Man doesn't have a competitive bone in his body.

Years of playing soy filled single player adventure games have made him too scared to play online against real people. He might get his feelings hurt.

As long as he stays offline he knows he will never have to post his win loss record for me to make fun of him because he's trash.

I almost exclusively play online games against other people. I only play ranked mode in apex. I eat sleep and chit competition.

Coal Man acts like I didn't play thousands of hours of umvc3 on a stick

Oh yeah, when I played umvc3, the only offline play I did was in person at arcades against other way more skilled players.

Meanwhile the dude is playing tekken with his little brother and acts like he's good at the game. ****in delusional at best.

I have more online hours in a single game than you have an any other game. I guarantee you that soyo.

[freeburn]

I have more online hours in a single game than you have an any other game. I guarantee you that soyo.

Yes we are aware that you spent the prime years of your life moderating an online forum and playing dota 2, Lmfao

[Coal Man]

and playing dota 2, Lmfao

Which is an online game. So to say I never played online/competitively is just BS. Glad you conceded.

[mgftp]

No woke transgender lesbian as a protagonist? Yeah no thx Jeff. How do they expect us to connect to the main character?

I have never felt more represented

[freeburn]

Which is an online game. So to say I never played online/competitively is just BS. Glad you conceded.

I never said you didn't play online. I said years of single player games made you soft.

The implication being that I'm aware you used to play online, and now you're too much of a b1tch, which is obviously true now as you have found the perfect excuse to stay offline in your protective safety bubble.


How can a rage quitter ruin your streak if you don't have one, perfect safespace logic for a real soyboy.


Maybe i should stop playing apex, someone MIGHT use a cheat against me and give me a death onto my k/d oh noooo

[BearyManilowe]

Is this a thread about Stellar Blade or a thread about how much coal and burner want to bottom each other out?

[Coal Man]

I never said you didn't play online. I said years of single player games made you soft.

The implication being that I'm aware you used to play online, and now you're too much of a b1tch, which is obviously true now as you have found the perfect excuse to stay offline in your protective safety bubble.


How can a rage quitter ruin your streak if you don't have one, perfect safespace logic for a real soyboy.


Maybe i should stop playing apex, someone MIGHT use a cheat against me and give me a death onto my k/d oh noooo

I stopped playing dota when I got my PS5. That's like 2 yrs ago lol.

Anyways what do you even mean by soft? Acting like playing online makes you some hardass or something lmfao. I can't play you in a shooter but no matter how "soft" I am (lmao) you have zero chance against me in tekken. My friends I play with are all around my level and above. I can wait a month for a patch brah, the game will last the next 10 years.

[Coal Man]

Is this a thread about Stellar Blade or a thread about how much coal and burner want to bottom each other out?

Nothing to really talk about Stellar Blade since they immediately pulled the game and barely anyone got to play it. All I know is the first thing I'm doing is equipping that skin suit.

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