Poor People Don't Like AEW

[yieldtonothing]

at what point do we start questioning wether the metlzer/cornette feud is a work?

[Deathstroke]

Cornette man, you yap worse than 6 barbers.

[FelixTheCat1919]

Cornette man, you yap worse than 6 barbers.

He's hard to listen to

[BrickEX]

How is Cornette somehow easier on the ears than Meltzer?

[yieldtonothing]

How is Cornette somehow easier on the ears than Meltzer?

i enjoy listening to corny. i like when he says southern chit like crazier than a cat in hay field or whatever the fuk.

meltzer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth when he's talking.

[cheerupemokid]

i enjoy listening to corny. i like when he says southern chit like crazier than a cat in hay field or whatever the fuk.

meltzer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth when he's talking.

“Ummm, yeah that’s the ummm…you know the thing.” He also takes five minutes to say something that should take two.

[BrickEX]

Fuk Dave Meltzer

[JUSA]

Poor people do not like AEW. In addition to rich people, lukewarm people, people of color, people of no color, people with heads, people who do not own TVs and people who drink water, who all do not like AEW.

[DirtyD79]

i enjoy listening to corny. i like when he says southern chit like crazier than a cat in hay field or whatever the fuk.

meltzer sounds like he has a dick in his mouth when he's talking.

Corny also has some great stories about back in the territory days. To me that's where he shines.

[Phil9]

How is Cornette somehow easier on the ears than Meltzer?

Cornette doesn't sputter and take 20 seconds to make a 3 second point.

[JUSA]

Cornette doesn't sputter and take 20 seconds to make a 3 second point.

In his defense, he's just spouting his (mostly) honest opinion, with a cooperative cohost.

Dave has to carefully measure his response, to try and 100% shill for AEW, couch his words so that it's not completely obvious (he often fails) but at the same time not anger the incredibly thin-skinned Tony Khan who will not tolerate anyone on his payroll making even the slightest whiff of criticism of anything he does.

That's a lot of plates Dave is juggling and if I had to try and speak in complete 180s, often in the same sentence, I'd probably say Uh, Uhhhh, Errmmm endlessly, too.