Sayings I can’t stand

[Ausaric]

“You’re doing too much” and “You picked the right one”

It’s like lol please

[nothingshocking]

Op, you're doing too much.

[zknarc]

Anything that comes out of an MBA's mouth in the workplace

[BalognaNbeans]

OP you picked the right one

[BrianDaMan]

bro really think we axed him 💀

you doin too much bro

[Redfish225]

Saying I love.

“I wish a mf would”

[AdvancedDreamer]

“I can’t”

[FelixTheCat1919]

"I seen" when they meant to say "I saw"

[BrianDaMan]

"I seen" when they meant to say "I saw"

I been peeped that

[meanstringbean]

"say it with your chest" - spoken by deeply insecure libs trying to sound tough

"we need to have a conversation on X" = you need to sit down shut up and listen to my opinion on X

"X wasnt on my bingo card" = you suck a lot of dink

[r32gojirra]

“I could care less”


Idiot

If you could care less, that means you at least somewhat care

[Redfish225]

"I seen" when they meant to say "I saw"

It’s “seent” btw


I seent it

[jimbone21]

"Hello, Mr. Jimbone21. How are you?"
"Fine, how are you?"
"OH GREAT...THANKS FOR ASKING!"

Absolutely hate this fake response. You don't care. You KNOW I don't care. Why play these games?

[Ironmanlet]

“I could care less”


Idiot

If you could care less, that means you at least somewhat care

Maybe that is the exact message they are trying to articulate….


What if you are just listening wrong?

[FelixTheCat1919]

These are some terms I hate:




Axe instead of ask

Y'all

[RICHSTRONG]

"We'll circle back to that" or " Bob will be here in my steed" when someone is off on vacation.

[FelixTheCat1919]

When one of my troops says

"How are we gonna beat off all these men?"

"We'll circle back to that" or " Bob will be here in my steed" when someone is off on vacation.

*acts like a completely and utterly filthy disgusting whore complimenting your lulzy comment while being on spread*

[Retoaded]

when zoomers say "slay".

when miscers use "cuck" to mean almost anything when it has an actual meaning.

[Ironmanlet]

When one of my troops says

"How are we gonna beat off all these men?"

“One my of troops” is the biggest ick I have.

when zoomers say "slay".

when miscers use "cuck" to mean almost anything when it has an actual meaning.

Sounds like something a cuck would say.

[PlanoLifter]

"I'm going to go ahead and ...." rather than "I'm going to ....". The "go ahead" is not needed


"I'm going to plan ahead and ...". How do you plan other than ahead?

[Murph0408]

"there's a lot to unpack here"

"standing on business"

[rollerball]

Any popular AA saying is annoying as fukk.

[Retoaded]

"I'm going to go ahead and ...." rather than "I'm going to ....". The "go ahead" is not needed


"I'm going to plan ahead and ...". How do you plan other than ahead?

Miscer 747 Heavy please taxi straight ahead to ramp A.

[PlanoLifter]

Miscer 747 Heavy please taxi straight ahead to ramp A.

lmao

[Basedbaby]

I hate it when people say “you dodged a bullet” most cringe saying ever

[Postmort3m]

Every single line repeated ad nausea in corporate dork-speak.

The current flavor of the month seems to be “we will have to pivot” (and all its variations)

[stevebec]

"I seen" when they meant to say "I saw"

I used to work with a guy who would say "I says".

"I told him, I says, you can't do that."

He also said "irregardless" fairly regularly. Fairly lulzy when our native Chinese speaker co-worker called him out on it.

[FelixTheCat1919]

I used to work with a guy who would say "I says".

"I told him, I says, you can't do that."

He also said "irregardless" fairly regularly. Fairly lulzy when our native Chinese speaker co-worker called him out on it.

Yeah, good move by Chinese brah knowing it was on him to be the member of the gang to call that guy out, as he knew society would allow it from him

[Broady78]

People saying axe instead of ask....

[wildchild11]

You picked the right one to be doin too much with OP