You brahs ever fall in love at first sight? (Srs)

[N0rds]

Do NOT hit on a sloot at work.


We literally just had a thread last week from some miscer who thought it was a sure thing, and got shot down.



BRB shes stuck at work
BRB has to put on fake smile for losers like you or get fired
BRB shes trapped with some miscer hitting on her at work
BRB she cringes harder than ever before at you



Just don't. For the love of god please do not do this.

[drakkarman]

go wack off in a corner op

[ProSaibot]

Yeah, but like when I was 16-21

OP you are 27 which basically means a senior citizen. How dafuq do you have the ability to feel anything like that past 25, srs?

[Leonydus]

[NMS3]

Yeah, but like when I was 16-21

OP you are 27 which basically means a senior citizen. How dafuq do you have the ability to feel anything like that past 25, srs?

Because im not some basement dwelling incel that spews out the typical red-pill or blackpill nonsense about any sloot. Not saying that’s you btw, just in general.

[dopamine72]

That's called lust not love

[NMS3]

Ffs boyos, I’m not talking about some sloot that was wearing a mini dress/skirt and thought, “wow, totally wood.” Some of you only have experience with sloots that you’re desensitized to even feeling anything more than a one night stand. Up your standards and quit messing around with chlamydia ridden sloots, srs.

[Mckay23]

Do NOT hit on a sloot at work.


We literally just had a thread last week from some miscer who thought it was a sure thing, and got shot down.



BRB shes stuck at work
BRB has to put on fake smile for losers like you or get fired
BRB shes trapped with some miscer hitting on her at work
BRB she cringes harder than ever before at you



Just don't. For the love of god please do not do this.

Attraction should never be confused with a fake smile. If a woman is interested, she'll let it be known and circumstances won't matter.

[propreffered7]

i know what you mean.. ive prob cold approached more than most dudes in here and it happens

i think as dudes we want sex, but then you know women on the other end hear that all the time then youre like "no, chit, cant tell her i just want to fuk her" - then don't know what to do

honestly it [could] happen with anything you don't want to mess up. even married dudes "out of the game" for a while would prob chit their pants just getting back into it

women can be just as nervous though. some of it is supposed to happen - like cheeks turning red and chit, it's supposed to simulate sex

if the feelings are that intense i feel like you have to make a move but do it subtly - in the "get to know someone" vein as opposed to "i think you're sexy as fuk"

[GaryRidgway]

Yeah one time at a bar. After I fukked her in the back of her truck she told me when she first saw me she wanted me to rape her.

[SirFapsAIot]

[suave2000]

Middle school misc is that way ------------ Bucko

[suave2000]

Bump. The Mustang I’m buying is at a nearby dealership, so I might as well stop by one of these days immediately after I get the car. BRB subtle brah to her by mentioning I just got a manual GT and am now looking for some fragrance.

dude for gods sake if you want to have any sort of chance with her please please don't go on bragging about your new mustang to her. Don't be fuken autistic.

[NMS3]

dude for gods sake if you want to have any sort of chance with her please please don't go on bragging about your new mustang to her. Don't be fuken autistic.

Lmfao reppped

[TugOfPeace]

Yeah one time at a bar. After I fukked her in the back of her truck she told me when she first saw me she wanted me to rape her.

wtf. srs?

[LuigiMiami631]

Cool story. nice pics. good thread. thanks for posting

fuk kormo going in fully dry on OP

Yeah one time at a bar. After I fukked her in the back of her truck she told me when she first saw me she wanted me to rape her.

[GaryRidgway]

wtf. srs?

100% srs. It was at some beach bar. I walked up and our eyes met and then sat next to her and that was it.

[SirFapsAIot]

100% srs. It was at some beach bar. I walked up and our eyes met and then sat next to her and that was it.

Can confirm story is 100% true. I was in the car next to the truck fapping. Although to clarify, I was there fapping before Gary and the sloot were banging.

[Fang2]

Send her this romantic song to her for reps op

[GaryRidgway]

Can confirm story is 100% true. I was in the car next to the truck fapping. Although to clarify, I was there fapping before Gary and the sloot were banging.

You must have been mirin tha thickness

[Fang2]

My homie Chestbrah was in love with a broad name Penelope a while back. Here is the song he dedicated to her

[SirFapsAIot]

You must have been mirin tha thickness

I'm always mirin' the thickness of my dickness, knowmsayin

oh...you mean your dink?

cringE

My oneitis - smart, sophisticated, and sexy.

that's a good one srs, def. hard crush material

[Drhunglow]

[Briangumble]

Yeah. When I was in my early 20's and naive and didn't have much experience with girls, I seen this escort that was the most beautiful woman I had ever met in my life, and she had a really great personality. It felt like love at first sight, and by the 3rd encounter I felt like I was catching feelings and eventually fell in love with her and would see her regularly for a few years but then we had a bad falling out.

There's been a few other girls that I would run into sometimes at work that I thought were really hot and had a little bit of a crush on, but they both got fired before I could ask them out or catch feelings for.

[Briangumble]

There are better odds of winning the powerpall, than pulling a woman who works in retail.

Here's the thing, i dated one of these girls before they went into retail

And despite endless waves of gigachads making plays she never gave in.

That's when i realized the phsycology of a woman in retail, is that she may be in a chitty service job, but what remains of her pride is through restraint and rejecting every man who tries. In their mind its "Oh you think you can just waltz in here and sweep my off my feet huh? Nah hurry up and buy something then gtfo"

Its virtually the only power they have left at that point.

And if a single woman goes into retail, which is rare being as they're usually in retail cuz they spent too much time fuarking the football team to study.

Then you've got 1, maybe two days to make a play before her schedule is booked out to next month with endless dates.

I met a girl that worked at a weed dispensary and had a little bit of a crush on, she quit before I could ask her number, but then I tracked her down on instagram and started following her and talking to her on there. She wasn't interested in dating me but we became friends. 10 years later we're still friends and talk often, I feel like I could probably date her now if I wanted but I lost interest in that, but she's a cool friend so I want to just keep it that way.

[theory816]

OP is a ph4ggot

[rollerball]

Whatever you incels think you're falling in love with is a carefully curated illusion.

[rollerball]

Do NOT hit on a sloot at work.


We literally just had a thread last week from some miscer who thought it was a sure thing, and got shot down.



BRB shes stuck at work
BRB has to put on fake smile for losers like you or get fired
BRB shes trapped with some miscer hitting on her at work
BRB she cringes harder than ever before at you



Just don't. For the love of god please do not do this.

Unless you successfully sleep with them. Then it can be fun.

Until it doesn't work out and then it can be a problem or at the very least annoyingly awkward.

Also having a "work-wife" can relieve the monotony if you have an office job, speaking from prior-experience.