Looks like OP has already been stabbed to death by the new tenant.
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01-17-2024, 07:07 AM #31
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01-17-2024, 07:08 AM #32*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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01-17-2024, 07:08 AM #33
I think you're homeless now OP
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01-17-2024, 07:14 AM #34
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01-17-2024, 07:16 AM #35*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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01-17-2024, 07:19 AM #36
Ifnyour story is true and she won't leave then there is no telling what she is capable of. You would be wise to set up cameras ASAP and record all communication with her. I cnt stress enough the importance of having proper audio and or video for things like this.
"it takes a wise man to know when he is in error and a noble man to admit to it"
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01-17-2024, 07:21 AM #37
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01-17-2024, 07:27 AM #38
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01-17-2024, 07:29 AM #39*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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01-17-2024, 07:34 AM #40
Why would she ever leave back into the freezing cold where she was previously if she can just stay in your dry hallway or whatever? Do you understand what 'homless' means LMAO. Don't think you thought this one through, boyo. This is why cities put up these spikes on the ground, so they can't fukkn camp in places, it's just like repelling pidgeons.
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01-17-2024, 07:38 AM #41
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01-17-2024, 07:40 AM #42
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01-17-2024, 07:41 AM #43*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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01-17-2024, 12:54 PM #44
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01-17-2024, 01:49 PM #48
If SRS, OP you made a major mistake.
If you try to call the cops to remove her, they'll actually remove YOU from your own home. And then they'll say "sorry, sir, you'll have to process this through the court system".
It's easy to let sh/t people into your life, but it's extremely hard to get rid of them.Everything I post is satire.
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01-17-2024, 01:52 PM #49
Well, that's one way to meet a girl. There's hope for the misc after all.
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01-17-2024, 01:56 PM #50
LMFAO! no they wont. at that point shes trespassing.Only time they cant make someone leave is if they can prove they have residency there. Whats defined by residency is state by state. But no way in hell is a cop gonna kick you out after a day or 2
And dont give me some anecdotal bullchit cause i know the law.
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