T’was the night before Rentmas!

[r32gojirra]

'Twas the night before Rentmas, and all through the houses
The section 8 husbands were beating their spouses
Because they all knew it was time to pay rent
But lo and behold all the money was spent!
The cupboard was bare and the cars were all broken
And all of the weed had already been smoken

[SoutheastBeast1]

If breads gettin broke then I'm breaking it with my peeps
Body Head bangers we're taking over the streets
You couldn't get us no tighter with pliers
Nothin but womanizers so bitches despise us
Pensacola I'm a rep it to death 'cause I'm a Florida boy
Nothing more nothing less
You disrespect or test what I say
It's Body to the Head til **** go my way

[r32gojirra]

The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
They’d had sleep for dinner, instead of being fed

When out on the porch there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.
Away out the back door I flew like a flash,
For it was the landlord, and I had no cash!

[r32gojirra]

Rentmas is just around the corner boyos!!!

[EDcellent]

11/10 thread



Also, rent-a-center took all of my furniture. FML

[theory816]

brootal.

[BalognaNbeans]

lol

[r32gojirra]

Evictions were taped to the front doors with care
In hopes that the Sherriff soon would be there

[Unstumpable]

Good one lol

[Muzzlrpress]

[r32gojirra]

MJ is said to be pretty high IQ with an unbeatable work ethic

Wonder if he knows about renting and investing the difference

[r32gojirra]

4 days out misc!

[MrSchons]

On the first day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me,
A key for my rental property…

[r32gojirra]

On the first day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me,
A key for my rental property…

On the second day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[BigDeeps01]

On the third day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Three day notice to pay rent or quit
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[MajorTendonitis]

Now Miscers were scurrying to shop for their wives
Who am I kidding,as if Miscers have lives
Most were at the liquor store , getting their Christmas stash
When out came Kormo, jerking off on pornhub , for some last minute cash
Unfortunately Kormos mom kicked him out of the house
So here he was miscing on Christmas Eve
Never having a spouse
Luckily for Kormo , Getter_done was driving by
But Kormo looked far too autistic
So Getter_done just kept driving ,asking himself why


Work in progress lol

[r32gojirra]

On the third day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Three day notice to pay rent or quit
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

On the fourth day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Four busted faucets
Three day notice to pay rent or quit
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[Bracket199]

In on first page.

Wonder what rentcels bought their landlords for Christmas, because they gave them a roof over their head.

[jtaylor2010]

On the fourth day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Four busted faucets
Three day notice to pay rent or quit
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

On the fifth day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Five pending liens
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[latverian41]

Well done OP


Just think someone read that and is thinking "that was my xmas"

[r32gojirra]

On the fifth day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Five pending liens
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

On the sixth day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Six sheriffs knocking
Five pending liens
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[BigDeeps01]

On the sixth day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Six sheriffs knocking
Five pending liens
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

On the seventh day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Seven black mold exposures
Six sheriffs knocking
!!!FIIIIIVE PEND-ING LIEEEEEEENS!!!
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[lightsarefallin]

[AlwaysFocus]

It's the most stressful time of the year
With the rent overdue and the bills so near
And everyone telling you "be of good cheer"
It's the most stressful time of the year

It's the cra-craziest season of all
With those eviction notices and collection calls
And the landlord knocking on your door
It's the cra-craziest season of all

There'll be much pennypinching
And hoping for a miracle
You'll be praying for some kindness
From the people who have more

It's the most stressful time of the year
There'll be no joy or peace for you here
You'll be dreaming of a better new year
It's the most stressful time of the year

[SirFapsAIot]

lmfao

[Cleveland33]

fuk that reminds me my mortgage got sold and I gotta pay the new lender

[Redfish225]

Meanwhile the homeowner’s mortgage was low and was fixed, and with each check sent in, a small portion was nixed. They also knew that someday, a big bonus existed… “Appreciation, compounded!”…but the renter resisted.

[BigDeeps01]

Meanwhile the homeowner’s mortgage was low and was fixed, and with each check sent in, a small portion was nixed. They also knew that someday, a big bonus existed… “Appreciation, compounded!”…but the renter resisted.

On spread fuuuuuuuarkkkkkk

[TheParish]

On the seventh day of Rentmas my landlord gave to me

Seven black mold exposures
Six sheriffs knocking
!!!FIIIIIVE PEND-ING LIEEEEEEENS!!!
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

On the 8th day of Rentmas, my landlord gave to me

Eight bills for maintence
Seven black mold exposures
Six sheriffs knocking
!!!FIIIIIVE PEND-ING LIEEEEEEENS!!!
Four busted faucets
Three rent demands
Two surprise inspections
And a key for my rental property

[Lefticle]

In a rented domain, as Rentmas drew near,
Whispers of hardship, and shadows of fear.
The stockings were hung, yet wallets in bind,
Eviction's specter, a truth to remind.

No silver bells echoed, just the ticking of time,
Parents in discord, children in crime.
A somber narrative, where hopes might fray,
For Rentmas is darkened by bills in delay.

Beneath the adorned tree, with ornaments gleaming,
Children's tears mingled, no Netflix streaming.
Eviction's stark reality, a daunting sign,
As the essence of Rentmas began to decline.

Yet, in this dire moment, let it be known,
The importance of paying rent, in a stern tone.
Rentmas not just about festivity and cheer,
But the payment fulfilled, with responsibility clear.

No carolers sing, no mirth to pretend,
When rent's unpaid, troubles won't end.
In the rented abode, where struggles unfold,
Paying rent stands, no exceptions be told.

On Rentmas Eve, in the cold moonlight,
A stark reminder, amidst the plight.
Eviction's menace, a formidable mime,
Yet, paying on time, a beautiful chime.

In the midst of battles, where tempers flare,
Remember your obligation, your duty to bear.
Children crying, parents in dismay,
A harsh reality, where paying rent must not stray.

So, in the heart of Rentmas, let it be clear,
Paying on time, a duty sincere.
For a community's strength, a responsibility sent,
Turning away from chaos, by paying rent.