When your wife/gf comes home

[Condo41]

Sitting peacefully on the couch

Dog resting soundly next to you

No worries. Inclined to sit and rest in silence


Wife/gf comes home

Immediately everything explodes into noise, rustling, and talking. She immediately groans about her day uuughghgh and says I had the worst day can I tell you about it? Blablabla goes on to a 5 minute speech that could've been culminated into one sentence "some guy at work undermined me and it was annoying" immediately goes on to the things that need to get done around the house immediately talks about spending money.

You want to tell her to stop and to join in on the peaceful atmosphere but you know if you open her eyes to the fact that she is ushering chaos into the moment she'll immediately get sad and be sad for another 12 hours and then bring it up again in 3 weeks.


But the bright side is this....your role is to vanquish these problems that she brings. She's bringing them to you because she knows you can manage and handle them. You're not so weak that she relies on herself. So that's a good thing.

[87dman]

Have learned to let mine talk it out and after 45 mins or so she usually winds down and things are back to as they were. Works most days, but the others.......

[DolphinPilot]

The alternative is you come home and the house is a mess because your wife didn't clean anything up and left her plates of food on the couch instead of taking them to the sink. Her clothes are left on the couch for you to move if you want to sit down but she's too busy TikToking da fuk up.

[BrahMike]

Sounds like you have the wrong wife.

[Condo41]

Sounds like you have the wrong wife.

No she's good, all women do this, it's a female trait

[BrahMike]

No she's good, all women do this, it's a female trait

Maybe a low value female trait.

[lightsarefallin]

So if your wife has a bad day you don't want to hear her out?

[baldbrah]

Sitting peacefully on my recliner watching destruction derby on youtube.

Doggo sitting peacefully at my side.

Wife/gf comes home

Immediately everything explodes into noise, rustling, and talking. She immediately groans about her day uuughghgh and says I had the worst day can I tell you about it? Blablabla

I tell her to come over to me. Unbutton her pants and slide my hands down around her ass. Pull her pants down and spin her around. Pull her tiny little ass down onto my lap. Grab her hips and gyrate her kunt into my throbbing chode.

Stand up, throw her over my shoulder. Walk her into the bedroom and toss her face down ass up onto the side of my bed. Grab the KY from the top nightstand drawer and lather my cock with the jelly. Force myself into her from behind. Go king Kong bundy on her tight little muff until I explode inside her. Pull my cock out of her kunt and watch the semen run down her leg. Calmly tell her my dinner isn't going to cook itself.

Back to youtube while she makes my dinner.

[Condo41]

My last paragraph tells you that this is a good thing and I am willing to be the one that vanquished her issues.

And then I come to thr misc and offload on yall. My dudes. And yalls job is to tell me to stop being a p*ssy, and I do.

[EvanStroud]

Inafter miscers didn't read the whole thing.

Agreed OP. We're blessed with fiercely strong mental constitution to be able to shoulder both our own burdens and the burdens of those we care about.

It's a blessing.

[Retoaded]

i am divorce and let me tell you, being divorce is actually a great thing...

[DolphinPilot]

Inafter miscers didn't read the whole thing.

.

Because he edited his post after I posted my reply

[LateShow]

Why is she at work and you are at home?

“Do you want my sympathy or do you want me to help solve your problem?”

[EvanStroud]

Because he edited his post after I posted my reply

Huge if true

[OverSimplified]

The best part is when they bitch at you for trying to come up with solutions to their 10,000 made up daily problems and issues they come up with on a daily basis.


"Can't you just listen, and let me talk sometimes?! Sometimes a girl just wants to vent!"

then you do start clamming up to her bs, and next thing you know it's...

"We need to talk about 'us' soon"

[Cleveland33]

you guys haven't figured out that if you just nod and occasionally put in an "uh huh" and "that sucks" it is over so much faster

[FarmersSon]

Mine's usually home waiting for me with dinner when I get home.

Most of our long unload style talks are about kids' troubles/stress. It's not the most fun topic, but she honestly soaks up most of the stress on that subject, so I don't have to. Life's not perfect but I think we have it pretty good.

[sooby]

lmao

lol @ making your wife work

i come home to my wife and she has the place all prepped up nice and clean, dinner cooked and all that. looking pretty too.

if she isn't making your life easy and bringing you peace you picked the wrong wife bro

[kimm4]

No she's good, all women do this, it's a female trait

No we don't...

[NYPat]

OP why not have everything done before she gets home? Maybe she'll be in a better mood and won't whine about work so much and might be able to sit down and enjoy a little peace and quiet herself.

[Gainzzz]

You sound like a cuck

A nice guy

But a cuck

[Ratfish]

she pretends works sucked but she was rly under her boss' desk after a few AMFs at lunch frk

[Silencespeaks]

You should provide for your wife like a real man so she doesn’t have to work so she is always home and relaxed. Then you wouldn’t have to deal with these problems.

[baldbrah]

You should provide for your wife like a real man so she doesn’t have to work so she is always home and relaxed. Then you wouldn’t have to deal with these problems.

Ah yes because a grown ass person should be responsible for the welfare of another grown ass person.

[Procta]

do you realize how hard it is not to tune this out and actually pay attention

[FoulSmell]

Just pull out your cawk and say “what are we going to do about this?”.

[natypes]

I put in a 30 minute rule. You can bitch about your day for 30m, after that we move on and focus on our night.

[Ken-O]

Ah yes because a grown ass person should be responsible for the welfare of another grown ass person.

No, they shouldnt, as in it shouldnt not be an obligation or an expectation, but OP should become the provider if he doesnt want a nagging wife with work problems, stress, tired all the time, etc.


If a man doesnt want to be a provider, so be it, its his life his choice, but that comes with its own set of negatives too. I know what id want tho, a relaxed stress-free woman that is at the kitchen cooking a warm meal for when i get home, nothing to complain about, no work **** or employer/customers trying to fuk my woman, willing to suck the dick since her feminine side gets activated and feels the need to make her man relax etc.

[XcelerateNYC]

First thing I do when she gets home is smell her breath for possible AMF consumption.

[leoaa777]

First thing I do when she gets home and smell her breath for possible AMF consumption.

OP has proven that 1 AMF has enough alcohol to disguise the smell of cum on his wife’s breath.