I'm serious. If you are bored and there's nothing to do, why not turn your life into a role-playing game, albeit devoid of the fantasy elements?
Give it a try. Get in your car and travel the lands. Visit different towns, and go on quests.
What do you mean by quests, you ask? Simple. Visit public noticeboards and go into the taverns (pubs) and ask around for things of interest. Meet the people there, have conversations, listen to their stories. Does someone need help painting their house? There's a quest. Is there a missing person around the area? Investigate it and see what you can find. Has someone lost something valuable, like a ring, or a pet? Investigate that, too. Is there an awkward guy who doesn't know what to say to a girl he likes? Give him some advice.
Stay in hotels, or if finances don't permit, set up camp wherever you wind up. Or trade hospitality for your services.
There's a million quests out there to do. Why not turn your life into an RPG? Make a YT channel even, document your adventures.
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10-02-2023, 01:21 AM #1Paddling to New Zealand
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Nothing to do, you say? Why not turn life into an IRL RPG?
Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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10-02-2023, 01:25 AM #2Banned
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too many demons and zombies out there in a world where we don't respawn after being slain
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10-02-2023, 01:55 AM #3This is the end...
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"Incels should be euthanized for the sake of humanity." - Vhagar
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10-02-2023, 02:07 AM #4Registered User
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I want to live in the slums of Midgar
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10-02-2023, 02:47 AM #5Quadzilla
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OP can go on a quest to smear sh*t on walls, or finally bang that tranny he's been masturbating to.
Thanks RPG LARPing!
(also in on obvious rep begging thread)Worst jew in the world.
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10-02-2023, 02:58 AM #6Registered User
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OP RPG'd chit all over his walls and let a tranny's rocket propelled cawk rape his gay ass.
Absolutely disgusting
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10-02-2023, 03:02 AM #7Registered User
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Unaware of chit smearing tranny story, tell me OP. This can be your own quest. Srs
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10-02-2023, 03:04 AM #8Interlinked
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goes to show how any retard can go to school cram in exams and all of a sudden they have a phd.
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10-02-2023, 03:06 AM #9Quadzilla
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Can't prove what he doesn't have. It's quite the farcical claim with no tangible evidenceOriginally Posted by davik
Worst jew in the world.
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10-02-2023, 03:20 AM #10Paddling to New Zealand
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Originally Posted by davik
This advice is for you, and I don't have a PhD and never said I did. Instead of being a whiny miserable chitbitch on the internet all the time, hop in your car and go on quests around the world.Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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10-02-2023, 03:23 AM #11Registered User
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I used to be an adventurer like you.. but then I took an arrow to the knee
post reproductive trannymaxxing crew
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10-02-2023, 04:35 AM #12Unregistered User
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Is this how you justify letting someone phuck your ass with a dildo?
It's a side quest, brah...Boomer Rep Crew #1
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10-02-2023, 04:40 AM #13Registered User
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Fuark, I think we stumbled onto the reason behind the smearing of the chit...Originally Posted by Cleveland33
I think he was just trying to make himself a slime from Dragon Quest so he's not lonely in covid hail.
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10-02-2023, 04:42 AM #14Paddling to New Zealand
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Originally Posted by Anachron
Fuark, I think we stumbled onto the reason behind the smearing of the chit...
I think he was just trying to make himself a slime from Dragon Quest so he's not lonely in covid hail.
Cringe, and rent-free. Jesus Christ.Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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10-02-2023, 04:45 AM #15Registered User
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Yes, the fact that you responded a mere two minutes after I posted, but only to me and not Cleveland, confirms that I own all the real estate in your head for free. .Originally Posted by Bodhy
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10-02-2023, 04:45 AM #16Registered User
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I was in Ohio at this wedding with this girl who was like a few years older than me playing truth or dare
And I got dared to lick her vagina over her shorts
Is that you?“Where we go one, we go all.”
~qanon
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10-02-2023, 04:55 AM #17Unregistered User
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Our hero Bodhy has traveled great distances to the exotic land of Siam, where he conquered a coven of ladybois.Originally Posted by Anachron
Yes, the fact that you responded a mere two minutes after I posted, but only to me and not Cleveland, confirms that I own all the real estate in your head for free. .
But what our hero doesn't know is that he has been cursed!
Cursed with chlamydia!Boomer Rep Crew #1
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10-02-2023, 05:39 AM #18Registered User
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Whats ironic is your entire posting style, your signature, your username and everything about you is infinitely more cringe than anything I've ever seen on this forum.Originally Posted by Bodhy
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10-02-2023, 05:46 AM #19Quadzilla
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Peggy when he finds a chick to peg him with a strap on
Worst jew in the world.
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10-02-2023, 07:40 AM #20This is the end...
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Originally Posted by ClivesTriceps
Peggy when he finds a chick to peg him with a strap on
"Incels should be euthanized for the sake of humanity." - Vhagar
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10-02-2023, 07:49 AM #21Registered User
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they should literally make an app for this type of thing srs. You can go on quests (do the laundry) and get XP if you complete it to level up ur character. Maybe the fkn nerds will actually get off their ass and do something
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Neg on site for reddit and tiktok threads dedsrs
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10-02-2023, 07:50 AM #22Registered User
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Sounds boring AF. Also, unless wolves and giant spiders dropped literal gold when I slay them, I'd run out of gold to spend at the tavern.
Out of every one hundred men,
ten shouldn't even be there,
eighty are just targets,
nine are the real fighters, and we are lucky to have them, for they make the battle.
Ah, but the one, one is a warrior, and he will bring the others back.
― Heraclitus
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10-02-2023, 07:51 AM #23Paddling to New Zealand
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Originally Posted by nickh04
What would the levelling up involve? You can only get stronger by working out, you could get paid, or earn points through the app which you can redeem for something. The riskier the quest, the bigger the reward. Do laundry is one point, tracking a dangerous fugitive is 100,000 points.Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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10-02-2023, 07:52 AM #24Registered User
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Inb4 we see OP in the news for beating up hookers for XP and "gold".Originally Posted by Tuksonrider
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10-02-2023, 07:59 AM #25
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I actually used to do this to make money, but Craigslist and odd job apps were my job board.
My short time being a self employed jack of all trades was fun.
When it comes to learning new skills I sometimes do visualize certain things as a skill tree to fill out."...I refuse to die until things are better...And that is a THREAT..." - Null Entity 369
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