Smashed a 5ft nothing massive ass ginger Brazilian last night, did anal (pics)

[Vascularmanlet]

Ya boy was meant to go on a hinge date but she cancelled last minute, even though talking to 10+ different free sloots atm couldn’t be asked trying to get another date last night at short notice.

Saw this huge Angus HTC Brazilian in the ads who’s been on my hotlist for a while but never saw her.

This was my first ever time doing anal aswell (srs)

You know the drill lads time for another punting style review!


Services: FS, DFK, OWO, RO, CIM, rimming, A-Levels (anal)

Price/time: £80/$100 for 30 mins but paid an extra 30 quid for anal so spent £110/$135

The girl: Looked same as the pics. 5 ft, massive joocy Angus and big teddies. Typical HTC shape facially not bad looking IMO, probably not conventionally attractive but had that look where you wanna fuk the chit out of her. English was pretty decent and fairly friendly.

Meet/Action:
So I get to the apartment, go up the lift she opens the door. Was rock hard when I saw her. Fully confirm services then hand her the cash before she goes to stash it.

Comes back in room and starts full on snogging my face off, I start suckling on them massive tits then spin around and bury face in dat Angus which tasted fresh AF.

Get on the bed and starts sucking me off OWO, nice sloppy wet blowjob with tons of ball sucking slobbering over my cock, have a brief tit wank aswell, she then starts rimming my Angus furrk.

Pulled her into 69 as I wanted that massive ass in my face and she rims my Angus more furrkk.

Put the condom on and start fuking in doggy, then in sidepoon and pronebone which sticking fingers in her mouth amd grabbing her hair I had to slow down as I could feel the sap rising srs.

Fuk her in pronebone, then ready for the seen her joocy Angus and slowly stick it in her ass, was slow going in but got there. Went in nice and smooth then pounded her Angus felt just as good as the fanny tbh.

Pull out of her Angus, she gets on top in reverse CG and that ass in my face was a lovely sight while I pulled her hair then she switches to CG while I lay down and suck the teddies, snogging each others faces off and starts biting my lip srs.

Fuk her again in mish, legs over shoulders pounding like a mogger and she’s moaning hard AF.

Decide to fuk her Angus one more time, get in doggy and pounded dat ass for a few mins felt pretty good tbh, pull out then fuk her fanny and doggy and dat massive ass was jigging in my face furrk.

Was sweating hard and felt the sap rising so pulled, removed the condom and splattered a huge load in her mouth.

Get cleaned up, quick small talk then leave. In and out in 30 mins.

Summary: definitely a top punt and would do it again, good shag, good head and huge bunda. very rare an escort offers anal at a reasonably price tbh.


Pics and logistics:




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Pic of hinge date who cancelled last night:




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[stevemckenna]

Does your mum know you pay women money for sex?

[stupid000]

Does your mum know you pay women money for sex?

I can imagine his mom asking him at the breakfast table if he got to DFK or CIM for free last night as she pours his OJ.

[DDSF1]

Brah you’re an addict. Stop cold turkey and start focusing no-pay pulling.

[GODself]

Seems like you are not tired of being pathetic...

[skier!]

Anal and oral with a prostitute

Good look with your AIDS

[Vascularmanlet]

Brah you’re an addict. Stop cold turkey and start focusing no-pay pulling.

Bro this was my first paid shag in like 6 weeks.

Far from an addict lol.

[Visel]

Prostitution is lame but legal in some areas. If you're truly an incel who can't get any, I'd rather you go find a service like this, than do something drastic/illegal IRL. That said, I don't think that was worth $135 if you get random tail often OP, but it's worth every dollar and more if you're incel.

Better than throwing the $135 away though, but there's better use out there. Hope it was fun, and I think it's worth it based on your post and excitement. I'd be excited too if I were in your situation and on a 6+ months dry spell, or virgin. But I'm LTC so I'm critical.

[Akd123]

Bro this was my first paid shag in like 6 weeks.

Far from an addict lol.

lol ok buddy.whatever helps you sleep at night

[Polaris]

Ya boy was meant to go on a hinge date but she cancelled last minute

You were so insistent, in the past, that you can "easily get free shags" yet continue to fail to do so...

[stupid000]

You were so insistent, in the past, that you can "easily get free shags" yet continue to fail to do so...

At least he's honest about his failed attempts though, from what I have seen he at least tries and doesn't hide his failures.

[BalognaNbeans]

Classic Ibby

[Gainzzz]

Services: FS, DFK, OWO, RO, CIM, rimming, A-Levels (anal)

[Shysty021]

What do any of those mean except rimming

My guess is that he kissed her too LOL

Edit: wouldve smashed tinder chick instead tbh

[PotatoGuy]

You ****ing autist, your hinge date didn’t cancel on you. You didn’t make plans and your idea of setting a date was to text her an indecisive “hey plz you still want to meet today?” on the day of, at the end of the day, expecting her to be available at the last minute. You played yourself, idiot

Still, decent way to save the thread with the whoremongering story

[Mulloway69]

LOL @ your date pulled out last minute when you told her you would let her know tomorrow and texted her at 6pm. You were in the special class at school weren't you OP.

[OliverHeldens]

Lol, Ibby the Misc mogger is back!!!!

You fuked up the Hinge date, she was obviously still interested in hanging out. You needed to set a time the day before and not 1 hour before like an autist. But still, methinks you probably subconsciously did this last minute thing on purpose so you could save money on a date and instead bang that hot Brazilian.

[Tuga88]

Bro....that chick was actually down to meet up but you asked her at 6pm on the night if she was "still up for it".

You don't make life any easier for yourself.

[PotatoGuy]

Bro....that chick was actually down to meet up but you asked her at 6pm on the night if she was "still up for it".

You don't make life any easier for yourself.

It’s like Oliver said, he most likely self sabotaged, though I don’t think it’s for a financial reason, because I doubt he’s that autistic considering he has a social life

[Shysty021]

And here misc gives me chit on my text game lol

[Khumatmibro]

When did you progress to trannys op?

[kengriffeyjr24]

Services: A-Levels (anal)
....

and bury face in dat Angus which tasted fresh AF.

bruh, if shes doing "A-levels" with clients, and you are also eating ass on this chick, you are literally eating out some other clients anoose load (srs)

thats not it mayne (srs)


also, she looks quite cute and normal. loling at the image of her going on a date with you

[mulletwarrior]

OP, I’ll Venmo/PayPal yiu the price of your prostitute if you text your OP to your hinge girl. Ded Fukn srs.

[kengriffeyjr24]

OP, I’ll Venmo/PayPal yiu the price of your prostitute if you text your OP to your hinge girl. Ded Fukn srs.

she looks a totally normal semi non corrupted gal, imagine reading ops post knowing you almost went a date with the lad

[FinBra]

Damn. Nice. You do you, player

[mulletwarrior]

she looks a totally normal semi non corrupted gal, imagine reading ops post knowing you almost went a date with the lad

Exactly. Which is why I’m willing to pay $$$ to OP.

Am actually lol-ing at the thought of her reading that

[akferd]

That hinge girl looks way cooler than the hooker. I feel bad for her if she actually ends up liking your degen ass, lol.

Maybe you could teach her your wh0remaxxxing lingo. That'll impress her, lmao.

[r32gojirra]

Congrats on the anal OP

Did she use a strap on or is she packing her own meat?

[IlChosenOne]

Fake asses are so unnatural looking and off putting


Edit:

Fkn lol @ “she cancelled last minute”

You didn’t make a date
She wanted you to but you didn’t

She’s probably a kind hearted “refugees welcome” kind of girl
Which is why despite her level of attractiveness she agreed to go out with op


Imagine if she knew this is what you did instead
Lmao she dodged a fukking bullet

[pondus_levo]

I can confirm, i am custom house.

Pic of hinge date who cancelled last night:

She didn't cancel on you, idiot.

You failed to be a man and set a place and time.