i am not gonna be the best man or anything just invited to a wedding. it seems like a big wedding with an open bar.
already got a suit and going to the tailor tomorrow to make it fit right. is it kinda like bar vibes? like people go to dance floor. is it okay to chat up females?
any tips?
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09-22-2023, 07:18 PM #1
first time attending a wedding srs any tips?
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09-22-2023, 07:24 PM #5
Since it's an open bar I'd get loose at the reception, but not wasted.
Yeah you can chat up the females just be casual, and ask them how they're liking the wedding so far, and how they know the bride, and groom.
Then you can ask if they're from around the area, but you can also let them talk about themselves for awhile. As you know girls love talking about themselves.
Then later you can ask for her number, but if you think that's too forward you can ask for her instagram that's if you have social media. Then if she does have instagram you can slide in her DM's later on in the week or a week after there you can ask for her number.
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09-22-2023, 07:26 PM #6
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09-22-2023, 07:29 PM #7
Yeah you can talk to females. Weddings turn into a party after all the traditional stuff... if you give a speech, don't be the dude who rambles on and on about boring childhood memories for 15 minutes. Make it short and sweet.
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09-22-2023, 07:36 PM #8
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09-22-2023, 07:56 PM #10
when they say “does anyone here know a reason this man and this woman should not be joined together as husband and wife?” that’s your cue
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09-22-2023, 09:31 PM #11
If you're not a part of the wedding (best man etc), your only prerequisite is to bring a small gift and wear a suit....and not a black suit (those are for funerals). Something light like a tan or light blue suit or whatever color the sloot that orchestrated the event set the color coordination as.
Also take some empty tupperware with you, leave it in the car and towards the end of the reception there's always food left over. You can stash a bunch of the hors d'oeuvres and chit to eat later
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09-22-2023, 09:42 PM #12
It's basically bar vibes. Getting smashed on your host's dime and start talking with people. "How do you know the couple" is the EZiest opener ever with anyone you run into. If they're drunk and having fun too, they'll play ball. You can keep talking to different people for hours even as an incel.
If you have a tailored suit, you are good looks wise. Just get drunk and have fun. Let the bride's dad cover the five-digit bill.Last edited by FAPhaggot; 09-23-2023 at 08:04 AM.
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09-22-2023, 09:51 PM #13
I'll go against the grain here and say to maybe take it easy on the alcohol, don't want to get too crazy and possibly embarrass yourself/ruin anything. But nothing wrong with having a few drinks and trying to chat up girls that don't seem to have a partner (also the good thing is it's obvious when they're single because most people bring their partners to a wedding, so you'll see based on who they're sitting next to).
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09-23-2023, 03:07 AM #14
1. make sure you bring a satisfactory gift. $150 check minimum in a nice card. no cash - in case it gets stolen.
2. don't drink too much and get sloppy - stick with beer only - no liquor or mixed drinks no matter how tempting.
3. keep your expectations low for meeting eligible women.
4. socialize and work the room. look for eye contact and buying signals then chit chat.
5. don't be late to the ceremony.
6. know when to cut your losses - if there's no prospects - just go home or straight to a bar.
7. Uber don't drive.
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