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07-27-2023, 04:35 AM #1based on actual events
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Did the math - I’ve had over 10,000 orgasms in my life
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07-27-2023, 04:36 AM #2Registered User
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And yet a female was never present during any of themOriginally Posted by jtaylor2010
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07-27-2023, 05:30 AM #3based on actual events
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What does that have to do with anything??Originally Posted by Pats2022SBwin
But srsly, they were present for probably at least half of them+positive crew+
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07-27-2023, 05:31 AM #4Registered Weapon
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07-27-2023, 05:36 AM #5
Weird flex, but okay.
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07-27-2023, 05:39 AM #6Paddling to New Zealand
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I just did a quick calculation, I'm on 11, 315 orgasms.
Busted my first nut in 2002 when I was a young teenager (it came out yellowish and looking like Spam goo, is that normal?). After that, I routinely wanked twice a day so that is two nuts per day. After I lost my virginity I replaced one of those wanks with sex when I had sex but it still came out to two nuts a day.
Over the last decade though I slowed down to one nut per day from either sex or wanking. Add it all up and its 11, 315 orgasms since 2002.
I wonder how much sperm that would be. Let's do another calculation. Average nut is around 5ml of sperm from memory. That's 56, 575 ml of sperm since my first wank. That's 56. 575 litres of sperm.
An average milk bottle is 2 litres here. So, all the orgasms in my life have produced around 28.25 milk bottles of sperm.
You could make this into a song:
"28 bottles of my sperm on the wall. 28 bottles of sperm....
You take one down, pass it around....
27 bottles of my sperm on the wall."Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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07-27-2023, 06:14 AM #7based on actual events
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Would you prefer I make Covid/injection thread #4,782?Originally Posted by J.L.C.
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07-27-2023, 06:17 AM #8My pronouns are Bro/Brah
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07-27-2023, 06:26 AM #9🥋 A Karate Kid age 64 🔥
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07-27-2023, 06:27 AM #10CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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07-27-2023, 06:30 AM #11Nukem
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I'll raise you: I did the math and I've taken approximately 13,000 stinkin' ass dumps in my entire life.
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If each dump is approximately a quarter pound, that means that 3250 pounds of schit has catapulted out of my ass since birth. That's 1.6 TONS of feces rocketing out of my crap factory.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
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07-27-2023, 06:43 AM #12Paddling to New Zealand
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Originally Posted by lightsarefallin
I'll raise you: I did the math and I've taken approximately 13,000 stinkin' ass dumps in my entire life.
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If each dump is approximately a quarter pound, that means that 3250 pounds of schit has catapulted out of my ass since birth. That's 1.6 TONS of feces rocketing out of my crap factory.
That seems a little low. I think I've been doing at least two poos a day for as long as I remember. So since I'm early 30s, I think that's over 20, 000 poos.
You must be doing one poo a day, if you're a male somewhere around his 30s.Back off, Warchild.
Seriously.
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07-27-2023, 06:59 AM #13based on actual events
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It’s feels goodOriginally Posted by Procta
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07-27-2023, 07:00 AM #14Registered User
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We all know what’s on your walls, and it ain’t no bottles of spermOriginally Posted by Bodhy
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07-27-2023, 07:04 AM #15Nukem
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Yeah I was doing 1x a day. Although, as a child, my diet was abysmal and I had terrible IBS, so it'll definitely be more than that.Originally Posted by Bodhy
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*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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07-27-2023, 08:50 AM #16Registered User
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Explains why your face is always sticky.Originally Posted by jtaylor2010
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