Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg. Who ya got?

[mtpockets]

[Mark1T]

Zuck IMO has the edge because word is that he is pretty good at BJJ.

[Karl_Hungus]

Zuck IMO has the edge because word is that he is pretty good at BJJ.

This is another one of those lose-lose situations for Musk. Let's face it, Zuckerberg flat out exudes "uber-dork" with his ridiculous Caesar haircut, pencil-necked physique and programmed personality. Hard for me to imagine that he didn't spend the bulk of his high-school years with a permanent wedgie and a hairstyle in the shape of a swirlie.

So if Musk wins, he just beat up the world's biggest neo-maxie zoom dweebie. If he loses, he just got his @ss kicked by a billionaire version of Skolnic from Revenge of the Nerds.

What is likely to happen? Well, despite Zuckerberg's physical limitations, he is actually practicing BJJ which is what allowed a skinny 170 lb weakling (Royce Gracie) to win against a 260 lb steroid monster in the form of Kimo Leopoldo. Zuck is certainly no Gracie, but Musk isn't exactly a physical force to be reckoned with either. He looks to be carved from a block of large-curd cottage cheese and soft tofu. This in combination with little to no training will mean he will suffer the permanent humiliation of getting bested in physical combat by the world's geekiest BJJ practitioner.

[Mark1T]

This is another one of those lose-lose situations for Musk. Let's face it, Zuckerberg flat out exudes "uber-dork" with his ridiculous Caesar haircut, pencil-necked physique and programmed personality. Hard for me to imagine that he didn't spend the bulk of his high-school years with a permanent wedgie and a hairstyle in the shape of a swirlie.

So if Musk wins, he just beat up the world's biggest neo-maxie zoom dweebie. If he loses, he just got his @ss kicked by a billionaire version of Skolnic from Revenge of the Nerds.

What is likely to happen? Well, despite Zuckerberg's physical limitations, he is actually practicing BJJ which is what allowed a skinny 170 lb weakling (Royce Gracie) to win against a 260 lb steroid monster in the form of Kimo Leopoldo. Zuck is certainly no Gracie, but Musk isn't exactly a physical force to be reckoned with either. He looks to be carved from a block of large-curd cottage cheese and soft tofu. This in combination with little to no training will mean he will suffer the permanent humiliation of getting bested in physical combat by the world's geekiest BJJ practitioner.

All true. LOL @ Uber-Dork lmao

[7Seconds]

“That’s one of the big problems with boxing right now. It’s all about these gimmicky-type fights. And that’s just not what I do here.”- Guy who is promoting an Elon vs Zuckerberg fight


Although I would love it if it ended up like a Kimbo Slice garage fight video on YouTube.

[7Seconds]

Let's face it, Zuckerberg flat out exudes "uber-dork" with his ridiculous Caesar haircut

Zuck seems to idolize Caesar but has big Commodus energy.

What is likely to happen? Well, despite Zuckerberg's physical limitations, he is actually practicing BJJ which is what allowed a skinny 170 lb weakling (Royce Gracie) to win against a 260 lb steroid monster in the form of Kimo Leopoldo.

Who knows, I could see Elon having a mix of autistic rage strength and 80s villain energy like Captain Bennet in Commando.

With his superior range perhaps he catches Zuck, lifts him over his head with both arms and brings him down with his back over his knee. You never lnow.

[fishnbrah]

Zuck

[ChazWood]

Nope, zero zucks given.

butt this

This is another one of those lose-lose situations for Musk. Let's face it, Zuckerberg flat out exudes "uber-dork" with his ridiculous Caesar haircut, pencil-necked physique and programmed personality. Hard for me to imagine that he didn't spend the bulk of his high-school years with a permanent wedgie and a hairstyle in the shape of a swirlie.

So if Musk wins, he just beat up the world's biggest neo-maxie zoom dweebie. If he loses, he just got his @ss kicked by a billionaire version of Skolnic from Revenge of the Nerds.

What is likely to happen? Well, despite Zuckerberg's physical limitations, he is actually practicing BJJ which is what allowed a skinny 170 lb weakling (Royce Gracie) to win against a 260 lb steroid monster in the form of Kimo Leopoldo. Zuck is certainly no Gracie, but Musk isn't exactly a physical force to be reckoned with either. He looks to be carved from a block of large-curd cottage cheese and soft tofu. This in combination with little to no training will mean he will suffer the permanent humiliation of getting bested in physical combat by the world's geekiest BJJ practitioner.

is GOLD.

[LWW]

These guys are now both fuking losers trying to get publicity with this.........or this their agents at work.

I sense the average joe has lost interest watching two men roll around on the floor for entertainment.

LOL.

[Corbi]

Musk is a lot bigger than Zuck and a telling thing was said by Zucks trainer that while he gives it his all he's not sure Zuck could beat Musk.
I think Musk with a couple weeks of training would win easily.

[steffo99]

Elon surely knows the location of the deactivation switch and can shut down the positronic network if need be. Then again, Zuck could have moved it to his butthole which would cause some problems.

[Kewbrah]

Most entertaining part of this whole joke was all the online commentators listing Musk's weight as 180lb.

[fishnbrah]

These guys are now both fuking losers trying to get publicity with this.........or this their agents at work.

I sense the average joe has lost interest watching two men roll around on the floor for entertainment.

LOL.

i dont give a care about pro fights, but i would definitely be tuning into this.

[LWW]

i dont give a care about pro fights, but i would definitely be tuning into this.

Not so sure what would be so entertaining about it.

MMA is so trendy now, everyone and there mamma is now a MMA person these days. All you need to do is go to your local dojo and watch some pencil necks roll around which is what this will be.

It won’t be as epic as Joe Badafuko beating up Chyna.

[mtpockets]

These guys are now both fuking losers trying to get publicity with this.........or this their agents at work.

I sense the average joe has lost interest watching two men roll around on the floor for entertainment.

LOL.

Are you drunk posting again?

They don't need this for publicity

It may not be for you but this would get a substantial audience and has the potential to raise a lot of money for charity if it goes that route.





Elon Musk agrees to train with UFC legend Georges St-Pierre before potential cage match with Mark Zuckerberg

[fishnbrah]

Not so sure what would be so entertaining about it.

MMA is so trendy now, everyone and there mamma is now a MMA person these days. All you need to do is go to your local dojo and watch some pencil necks roll around which is what this will be.

It won’t be as epic as Joe Badafuko beating up Chyna.

2 of the richest people to walk the earth fist fighting interests me

[LWW]

Are you drunk posting again?

They don't need this for publicity

It may not be for you but this would get a substantial audience and has the potential to raise a lot of money for charity if it goes that route.





Elon Musk agrees to train with UFC legend Georges St-Pierre before potential cage match with Mark Zuckerberg

You must be the one drunk if you don’t see this as just publicity, for them and Dana if he’s the one promoting it.

This is the ultimate “MARK” match for a sport that entertains “MARKS”. LOL.

I liked Superstar Billy Graham as an athlete strongman etc. And I liked Buzz Sawyers athletic ability and respected his real wrestling experience, but watching and anticipating pro wrestling is also for “MARKS”.

[SPP1]

How about they fight each other with a sword and a shield for ten minutes and then they release the lions.

Do it in Rome

Best PPV ever.

[mtpockets]

How about they fight each other with a sword and a shield for ten minutes and then they release the lions.

Do it in Rome

Best PPV ever.

No You're talking...

[steffo99]

[mtpockets]

Steffo, that is absolutely Hilarious... Gonna watch it again lol

[mtpockets]

Do it in Rome

Elon Musk and Mark Zuckerberg offered Rome's Colosseum as cage fight venue