Misc I just smashed a brunette HTC for FREE ((everyone GTFIH pics /proof)

[Azzurri]

This girl has Havoc00 written all over her.

Obviously this girl is HTC++, but at least OP brings the luls.

[YUL]

OP self esteem levels in the negatives

[sapdori]

Honestly the funniest thread I've seen on misc. Can't remember the last time I laughed this hard reading the misc thread.

[kengriffeyjr24]

The best was reading this thread in mobile...being like...hmm not bad op...seems like a hnnng story (even almost popped a boner srs). Went to click pics thinking it would be an average to slightly above average gal that is misc standards average but low key decent for real life

Then I opened the pics.....

Fing lol

[OliverHeldens]

So hold on a second.... You ate this bootyhole?

[frankdtank20]

OP has sex without paying for it.
OP thinks it's a big deal, writes novel.

cringe factor 4/5

Edit: just saw pics from behind
cringe factor 5/5

Groce. You broke the rule about fat girls and mopeds. They may be fun to ride, but you don't tell anyone you did it.

[OliverHeldens]

How can you be so dense, that the misc has told u 34034093x what theyre making fun of you for, and you still don't understand?

Nobody cares you bang hookers, they care that you brag about it to the misc begging for props as if its an achievement, and post a wall of cope about how its just cos of 'logistics' that you bang hookers.

This thread is the same, you're bragging about banging a disgusting hambeast, thinking it proves you don't need hookers. The irony is, this thread shows exactly why you resort to hookers and why our walls of cope are complete cap, because evidently women in your league are disgusting.

The point remains in this thread; nobody really cares you banged her even tho its disgusting (and you ate her pussy you revolting gremlin), but the fact you're here, bragging about your 'free shag' with no sense of shame as if this is an achievement, is exactly what you're being ridiculed for.

I will say, however, that despite this the thread is quite frankly hilarious, mostly because of your naivety and cope over how revolting and disgusting she is. 'It's angles' LOL.

If you made this thread as pure banter with the lads, instead of using it to try to "prove" u can pull, it would have gone very differently.

Also, the fact you're on holiday with the lads but still felt the need to rush to the misc to make this thread with pics and all, makes me sad for you bro.

I don't think he's bragging. Moreso telling a story about life. I personally love his stories.

[mezner09]

I've said in another thread this dude is just out here livin his life. Lot of haters in here. He seems nice. Probably made her year, too. srs

[Godfrd824]

I'm late. But I'm here. And I will tell you OP, this is no good. No good.

[DustinTheHuss]

How can you be so dense, that the misc has told u 34034093x what theyre making fun of you for, and you still don't understand?

Nobody cares you bang hookers, they care that you brag about it to the misc begging for props as if its an achievement, and post a wall of cope about how its just cos of 'logistics' that you bang hookers.

This thread is the same, you're bragging about banging a disgusting hambeast, thinking it proves you don't need hookers. The irony is, this thread shows exactly why you resort to hookers and why our walls of cope are complete cap, because evidently women in your league are disgusting.

The point remains in this thread; nobody really cares you banged her even tho its disgusting (and you ate her pussy you revolting gremlin), but the fact you're here, bragging about your 'free shag' with no sense of shame as if this is an achievement, is exactly what you're being ridiculed for.

I will say, however, that despite this the thread is quite frankly hilarious, mostly because of your naivety and cope over how revolting and disgusting she is. 'It's angles' LOL.

If you made this thread as pure banter with the lads, instead of using it to try to "prove" u can pull, it would have gone very differently.

Also, the fact you're on holiday with the lads but still felt the need to rush to the misc to make this thread with pics and all, makes me sad for you bro.

Strong novel.

[Matty5RA]

I think a new classification has been birthed here, extra height test crew (XHTC)

I’m actually sat at a patient’s house right now and just burst out laughing again, amazing thread

[TappingTheZen]

I don't think he's bragging. Moreso telling a story about life. I personally love his stories.

If that was the case, he wouldn't need to respond to everyone with copes about how shes not ugly or fat its just angles, all other miscers are incels, hes 'gonna be a train driver one day and they are rich in uk', he just bangs hookers cos of logistics etc. All this are the actions of someone who feels the need to convince others with things.

If these threads were made without the cope, i think the misc would grow to love Ibby. He's a funny kunt at times and these threads are lulzy, but the copium is through the roof.

[iloveus]

I've said in another thread this dude is just out here livin his life. Lot of haters in here. He seems nice. Probably made her year, too. srs

It's called self respect

[AWillis]

I'm late. But I'm here. And I will tell you OP, this is no good. No good.

is this all you are going to contribute to Ibby getting his wood wet without a condom?

[Vascularmanlet]

I'm late. But I'm here. And I will tell you OP, this is no good. No good.

We need Blueberryboy ITT rn, really wanna hear his response.

[AWillis]

We need Blueberryboy ITT rn, really wanna hear his response.

one poster asked if you ate her butthole?

[kusok]

I think you’re using all these terms very loosely: brunette, htc, female etc.

what you actually did is you did something disgusting and repulsive with a disgusting fat pig. When people say brunette they mean at least a reasonable looking female, when people say htc they mean a woman with large ass and tits, they don’t mean an obese disgusting pig.

[tricepertops]

Immoral to show the girl's face and let people make fun of her.

The code of conduct for train drivers in the UK requires respect for people.
You're not train driver material in my eyes anymore, sorry.

[AshWar]

You’re bragging about smashing that?

Man..

[ImpressiveGainz]

That's gross, OP...but repped because you actually posted pics like a man.

[viccruise420]

We need Blueberryboy ITT rn, really wanna hear his response.

Blueberryboy thinks skinny and board shaped little chinese women are 10/10 so hes definitely going to rage over this lol

[8PointBuck]

alpha as fuk. misc's railway MOGGER mogs again.

the sloot posted in the OP is a 10/10 since miscers are all HTC members. I don't want to see a single one of you chubby chasing boyos say she's a dog.

[Vascularmanlet]

one poster asked if you ate her butthole?

Nah I didn’t just finger blasted her and briefly licked her fanny tbh.

She ate my Angus though, proper filthy smash tbf.

[kingmanaverage]

Nah I didn’t just finger blasted her and briefly licked her fanny tbh.

She ate my Angus though, proper filthy smash tbf.

I gotta ask. Wtf is up with the finger up the bum stuff? Sounds gay AF.
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[suave2000]

Lmao @ op raw dogging a fat whale. Imagine if he got her pregnant and then ibby has to deal with a disgusting fat trashy baby mama for life lmaooo

[wigwogzigzog]

HTC is a spectrum I suppose

[suave2000]

why would someone that fat buy expensive designer slippers, does she think its going to make her attractive or some ****? like cancel out that she is a fat slob? just spend the money and effort on losing weight.

i just googled it and they charge $700 for those slippers, it probably cost them $10 in materials to make.

Shut the fuk up you fat fuk. You don't get to hate of the whale when your an even fatter obese piece of chit. You look like a morbidly obese lesbian

[WHYCANTILIFT]

that is literally disugsting but congrats i guess

[blueberryboy]

Obviously as a yellow fever man who goes after ltc asian girls she's not my type

However , props for getting laid for free

Next time just up the quality and try to find a regular

About time you smashed again for free tho

[sapdori]

I'm actually impressed that OP managed to get his dick hard with that thing. I don't think most men can pull that off unless you are Indian. Ded srs.