Misc I just smashed a brunette HTC for FREE ((everyone GTFIH pics /proof)

[Guyfawkes1010]

I'm good fam I'd rather pay.

[Vascularmanlet]

Ibby no way you enjoyed that lmao

How did you even find her fanny?

Look at her tits. What even is going on there? Her nipples pointed down didn't they?

You need to hold yourself to a higher standard brah. You can pull better than that. Pls ibby

The thing is I was like 15 drinks in so she looked half decent with the beer goggles.

It wasn’t a bad experience, if I was stone cold sober would be a different story.

[RICHSTRONG]

Ibby is fkn killin it. Low key one of my favorite posters on the Misc rite now. Sometimes you gotta seperate the wheat from the chaff^^^^. Props my boy

[AWillis]

a lot of jealous brahs in this thread. maybe they secretly would like to smash that absolute unit Ibby got his wood into for free last night, and she swallowed by the sounds of it

looking forward to seeing what he manages to conquer tonight

don't be a poosayhole and not bang tonight.

trust

[DingleLarry]

The thing is I was like 15 drinks in so she looked half decent with the beer goggles.

It wasn’t a bad experience, if I was stone cold sober would be a different story.

Were you still drunk when you pulled those pics of her from her IG and posted them here??

[Vascularmanlet]

How can you be so dense, that the misc has told u 34034093x what theyre making fun of you for, and you still don't understand?

Nobody cares you bang hookers, they care that you brag about it to the misc begging for props as if its an achievement, and post a wall of cope about how its just cos of 'logistics' that you bang hookers.

This thread is the same, you're bragging about banging a disgusting hambeast, thinking it proves you don't need hookers. The irony is, this thread shows exactly why you resort to hookers and why our walls of cope are complete cap, because evidently women in your league are disgusting.

The point remains in this thread; nobody really cares you banged her even tho its disgusting (and you ate her pussy you revolting gremlin), but the fact you're here, bragging about your 'free shag' with no sense of shame as if this is an achievement, is exactly what you're being ridiculed for.

I will say, however, that despite this the thread is quite frankly hilarious, mostly because of your naivety and cope over how revolting and disgusting she is. 'It's angles' LOL.

If you made this thread as pure banter with the lads, instead of using it to try to "prove" u can pull, it would have gone very differently.

Also, the fact you're on holiday with the lads but still felt the need to rush to the misc to make this thread with pics and all, makes me sad for you bro.

The thing is even if I smashed a legit 8/10 for free I’d still get hate for ‘bragging’.

Why do you care so much how I write my threads? At the end of the day I had a good night and deliver unlike 99% of the misc.

[Vascularmanlet]

a lot of jealous brahs in this thread. maybe they secretly would like to smash that absolute unit Ibby got his wood into for free last night, and she swallowed by the sounds of it

looking forward to seeing what he manages to conquer tonight

don't be a poosayhole and not bang tonight.

trust

Yeh swallowed my coom and licked it all off.

Proper good shag tbh, gonna try smash some better looking sloots for free as I’m here till Tuesday.

[mattb717]

So, you had to leave the country to get a fat girl, for free..........

[TappingTheZen]

The thing is even if I smashed a legit 8/10 for free I’d still get hate for ‘bragging’.

Why do you care so much how I write my threads? At the end of the day I had a good night and deliver unlike 99% of the misc.

Where did i say i care? Honestly i find most of it quite funny, and have no problem with you continually making these threads, even though i do think it's a bit sad.

You seem to be struggling with understanding why you're being ridiculed, so i'm explaining it to you; it's really that simple. The real question is, why do you care so much about misc validation, that you go and make a thread about banging a whale and sit here and reply to people when you're supposed to be on fukkin holiday LOL. Then you spend the next hour coping because you didn't get the approval you wanted lol.

If you legit banged an 8/10, you don't know you'd get hate, because you've never banged a legit 8/10 for free to find out, this is just pure cope to justify making these sad (but hilarious) approval seeking threads

[AWillis]

Yeh swallowed my coom and licked it all off.

Proper good shag tbh, gonna try smash some better looking sloots for free as I’m here till Tuesday.

nothing better than a sloot swallowing and licking off the coom

try get a cialis for the weekend. you can smash a couple of different sloots each day on the weekend if you start early enough

[iamdetermined]

Dude...you're getting too much out of this. Don't log in for the next 30 days. Looked at the OP for 2 secs but she looks fatter than the girl I hit last night and she was the last pick. Sell or ride all the trains you want but you're issues are deeper than free pussy. Especially if this is the first place you come brag to over chicken feed smh.

[AWillis]

Dude...you're getting too much out of this. Don't log in for the next 30 days. Looked at the OP for 2 secs but she looks fatter than the girl I hit last night and she was the last pick. Sell or ride all the trains you want but you're issues are deeper than free pussy. Especially if this is the first place you come brag to over chicken feed smh.

did yours swallow?

[Postmort3m]

You definitely should have paid……….to not have that beast anywhere near you.

You must love your job though- found a chick that resembles the train’s caboose.

[AccountinggBrah]

More rolls than a Thanksgiving dinner. But you do you, OP.

[x-trainer ben]

fk who you want to fk, you are 28 and no one should really care.

[piramparam]

Ay lmao das it ibby DAS IT

Fk what anybody else say fr

[Anachron]

So many scooterbrahs on the misc these days....

[RayBoccini]

Why are ppl hating on OP?

That's his looks match

[Vascularmanlet]

Where did i say i care? Honestly i find most of it quite funny, and have no problem with you continually making these threads, even though i do think it's a bit sad.

You seem to be struggling with understanding why you're being ridiculed, so i'm explaining it to you; it's really that simple. The real question is, why do you care so much about misc validation, that you go and make a thread about banging a whale and sit here and reply to people when you're supposed to be on fukkin holiday LOL. Then you spend the next hour coping because you didn't get the approval you wanted lol.

If you legit banged an 8/10, you don't know you'd get hate, because you've never banged a legit 8/10 for free to find out, this is just pure cope to justify making these sad (but hilarious) approval seeking threads

Again I don’t care for misc validation, I made this thread purely for entertainment purposes and the banter.

Plus it’s funny AF reading the responses in here lol.

Yeah I may be on holiday but I still like to deliver while enjoying myself IRL, if anything I get a buzz off making threads like this.

[bananastand11]

The hilarious part is that girl is in a group chat with her girlfriends sending photos of OP and they're all bursting out laughing at his hair, his everything.

And OP thinks he was the one who settled.

Absolutely brutal.

[Anachron]

To be honest, I wouldn't kick the girl in OP out of bed for eating cookies...

Maybe if I had a lever and a fulcrum I would be able to.

[Derplington]

How can you be so dense, that the misc has told u 34034093x what theyre making fun of you for, and you still don't understand?

Nobody cares you bang hookers, they care that you brag about it to the misc begging for props as if its an achievement, and post a wall of cope about how its just cos of 'logistics' that you bang hookers.

This thread is the same, you're bragging about banging a disgusting hambeast, thinking it proves you don't need hookers. The irony is, this thread shows exactly why you resort to hookers and why our walls of cope are complete cap, because evidently women in your league are disgusting.

The point remains in this thread; nobody really cares you banged her even tho its disgusting (and you ate her pussy you revolting gremlin), but the fact you're here, bragging about your 'free shag' with no sense of shame as if this is an achievement, is exactly what you're being ridiculed for.

I will say, however, that despite this the thread is quite frankly hilarious, mostly because of your naivety and cope over how revolting and disgusting she is. 'It's angles' LOL.

If you made this thread as pure banter with the lads, instead of using it to try to "prove" u can pull, it would have gone very differently.

Also, the fact you're on holiday with the lads but still felt the need to rush to the misc to make this thread with pics and all, makes me sad for you bro.

Somebody seems jealous ^

[sothrowedmex]

OP did his thing. Do you bro, I am not condoning such behavior, always practice safe s3xors mane. To each his own.

[CellyTech]

I think its rather impressive how shes managed to make herself equally as wide as she is tall.

Circlemoggering

[FoulSmell]

ITT op proves to the misc, he is by far the most high test poster. (And it’s not even close)


One question though. What were the smaller chicks orbiting her, stuck in her moon sized gravity, doing while you were tongue darting her turd cutter?

[drvillain]

how can you go from decent looking escorts to that?

[yewotm8]

Didn't read just scrolled down to the "HTC". Have not laughed this hard in several days. No way OP is a real person.

[kcadrenalin]

Reps to OP for delivering the lulz.

[300Lane1]

That's a fukn whale Ibby!

[TappingTheZen]

Again I don’t care for misc validation, I made this thread purely for entertainment purposes and the banter.

Plus it’s funny AF reading the responses in here lol.

Yeah I may be on holiday but I still like to deliver while enjoying myself IRL, if anything I get a buzz off making threads like this.

Honestly, i wish this was true, i think if this thread was made for banter, you did a good job and it's funny. As i've said many times, i find your insecurity and validation seeking a little grating but you do seem like a laugh and i bet if we had a pint IRL we'd have a right laugh.

But... the fact you respond to everyone with a wall of cope about how she looked better it was angles, and all the other cope shows you do care for misc validation,otherwise why would you work so hard to convince people she wasnt that bad, and you can get pussy for free etc etc so regularly? If you didn't care you'd just lean into it and/or laugh it off.

Keep the banterous energy and these threads are legendary and hilarious, just stop the cope, this isn't brag worthy but it is funny.

Somebody seems jealous ^

proper