Misc I just smashed a brunette HTC for FREE ((everyone GTFIH pics /proof)

[sapdori]

Best thread of the year so far. Ded srs.

[Redundanteater]

Whale whale whale, what do we have here.

I'm normally not one to knock others' standards/lack thereof but op get some self-respect srs. Better off paying for a 6.

[AccountinggBrah]

That's a big gal. Good for you, OP.

[kengriffeyjr24]

Between ibby and mariomiami posting aboutbhim banging a 50 yeat old abuela....we've had some high quality threads this week

[CellyTech]

That's a big gal. Good for you, OP.

Thats somebodys circle

[AWillis]

based, mirin

did you put on the full sleeve tattoo yet?

[129iq]

I can't imagine the regret and how little sexual desire I would have post cum. Uh

[AgentSkyhawk]

was tl;dr so just scrolled down at first and went "Aint no fcuking way..." then read....

You could have saved your coom by not nutting at the very least.

[BillHendricks]

This is why i misc... what a great post. 10/10 would read again.

[Anachron]

The thing is the misc makes fun of me for smashing 9/10 Brazilian escorts

and makes fun of me for smashing average looking sloots for free lol (brahs like I said WAS BETTER LOOKING IRL DED SRS)

That's not "average looking", brah.

That doesn't even come close to "average looking".

That's a hambeast.

Your brain is fried from degenmaxxing...

[mezner09]

Don’t care what misc thinks I enjoyed myself and it wasn’t a bad experience and pics don’t do justice.

If you don’t care why do you come here to “prove” yourself?

[kingmanaverage]

Someone needs to summon thunder pants itt.

[Staller432]

constructive criticism for OP: bring that charismatic, carefree energy to hotter girls and you'll be surprised at how easily you start to get with them too. don't underestimate yourself.

the key is you clearly don't give a phuk - whether banging an escort or a girl like this - that proactive, carefree energy is a huge positive.

the biggest issue incels have is they live in their own head. you do the opposite and are proactively out there taking swings.

[AWillis]

This is why i misc... what a great post. 10/10 would read again.

[OptimusTrajan]

Lmao at bragging about fuking a fat ugly sloot.

[Vhagar]

Lmfao

I can’t imagine keeping pics of that. I’d want to forget the second I woke up

[DigDeeper1]

thats 1 more than what 95% of misc has done

[Thunderpants]

congratulations on intercourse with the young female version of Chris Christie I suppose but I mean beyond that you seem to have dodged a bullet because you are miraculously posting and not still aggressively plungering the toilet in your room with your tshirt pulled up over your nose

[WishIWasJawBrah]

Why are ppl hating on OP?

That's his looks match

[CrookedDink]

lmao @ pics. logged in to rep.

[Procta]

hope you had that oompa loompa back before willy wonka found out she was missing

[SmashinYoungVag]

Why are ppl hating on OP?

That's his looks match

Some cold hard truth right here

[unusefulidiot]

Fuk it mane this thread had motivated me to shag hotter sloots IRL for free.

Don’t care what misc thinks I enjoyed myself and it wasn’t a bad experience and pics don’t do justice.

That's all that matters brah. You'll be havoc tier before you know it.

[TOUCHEDbyMany]

Why cant people accept reality
OP would need to work 50x harder to pull an attractive girl
It's not worth it
Hence its better to whore max

[kingmanaverage]

congratulations on intercourse with the young female version of Chris Christie I suppose but I mean beyond that you seem to have dodged a bullet because you are miraculously posting and not still aggressively plungering the toilet in your room with your tshirt pulled up over your nose

Fuark off spread.

[Anachron]

OP talks about "pulling for free".

I think at her size, the correct term is "towing", not "pulling".

[TappingTheZen]

The thing is the misc makes fun of me for smashing 9/10 Brazilian escorts

and makes fun of me for smashing average looking sloots for free lol (brahs like I said WAS BETTER LOOKING IRL DED SRS)

How can you be so dense, that the misc has told u 34034093x what theyre making fun of you for, and you still don't understand?

Nobody cares you bang hookers, they care that you brag about it to the misc begging for props as if its an achievement, and post a wall of cope about how its just cos of 'logistics' that you bang hookers.

This thread is the same, you're bragging about banging a disgusting hambeast, thinking it proves you don't need hookers. The irony is, this thread shows exactly why you resort to hookers and why our walls of cope are complete cap, because evidently women in your league are disgusting.

The point remains in this thread; nobody really cares you banged her even tho its disgusting (and you ate her pussy you revolting gremlin), but the fact you're here, bragging about your 'free shag' with no sense of shame as if this is an achievement, is exactly what you're being ridiculed for.

I will say, however, that despite this the thread is quite frankly hilarious, mostly because of your naivety and cope over how revolting and disgusting she is. 'It's angles' LOL.

If you made this thread as pure banter with the lads, instead of using it to try to "prove" u can pull, it would have gone very differently.

Also, the fact you're on holiday with the lads but still felt the need to rush to the misc to make this thread with pics and all, makes me sad for you bro.

[GooBaaa]

Mogger

[faithbrah]

not trying to diss you or anything, but what's up with making a thread about smashing a chick, especially an overweight one? you make it seem like it's some huge achievement for you. but then again, if it really is an achievement and you wanted to share it, congrats

[leoaa777]

OP needs an LTC lay to balance the world. Lord have mercy.