Yo yo lads I fuking told you incels and blueberryboy and soyboys that I can pull for free IRL. The logistics just hold me back when am in UK due to working weird shifts on the railway.
Anyway as some of you I just landed in Benidorm/Spain FIRST NIGHT AND GOT A FREE SMASH FIRST NIGHT! GOT MY OWN APARTMENT BRAHS.
I was put with 5 of my mates, one of my mates went to shag another random sloot , two went home by themselves and only me and this other lad were out by ourselves
My and other lad went to brothel, no decent sloots there so thought fuk it we’ll go out to girls try pull for free.
Anyway my mate who I was with was sat with this with this tranny looking fuker while I was grafting the HTC biological female sloot.
I approached first and just chatted chit to her saying what’s on my mind while not caring what she thinks, this made her laugh and I had good charisma IRL.
I swear she’s much better looking IRL pics don’t do justice.
Anyway I get back to my apartment with said sloot, she said she had her flight in two hours so said do i’tll be quick one nomsayin
With the action we started with snogging each others face off (we did this previously in bar) but yeah started taking clothes off then I finger blasted her while eating dat fanny.
Then she sucked me off OWO while sucking balls
Fuked her rawdog in multiple positions including doggy, mish, side spoon and CG, slight poosy smell but nothing too off putting.
Was a good shag, stuck fingers in hex mouth and spat on her while we were licking each others earlobe and smacking day ass.
Felt the sap rising, she sticked a finger up my Angus while rimming it while I wanked off then nutted a massive load in mouth while she cleaned coom of my cock.
She had her flight back to England in two hours so couldn’t stay but atleast I got it done brahs.
Didn’t fuking spend a single penny intact she brought me and my brah drinks srs:
Meeting some more sloots tomorrow, already got two others insta/snap.
SEE I told you boyos.
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06-08-2023, 12:51 AM #1Registered massive niche
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Misc I just smashed a brunette HTC for FREE ((everyone GTFIH pics /proof)
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06-08-2023, 12:53 AM #2Registered User
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Imagine the smell.
why did you even smash that thing? She has no attractive qualities. How can you even get hard for such a beast?
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06-08-2023, 12:54 AM #3Registered User
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in on 1st page
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06-08-2023, 12:54 AM #4Registered User
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Unbelievable lmao op I like you and I'm giving you friendly advice please delete this thread
It's not to late
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06-08-2023, 12:54 AM #5Banned
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Lmfaoooo OP brings the lulz
She’s fukin disgusting but I’m proud of you for getting pussy for free. Respect
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06-08-2023, 12:55 AM #6Registered User
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I swear you're looking uglier everytime you post a pic of yourself.
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06-08-2023, 12:56 AM #7Registered User
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Please delete this thread and go back to paying stacked wh0res for sex.
I'll pretend this never happened.
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06-08-2023, 12:57 AM #8Registered User
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2nd and 3rd pic..... nothx
1st pic not bad tho
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06-08-2023, 12:58 AM #9Registered User
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ibby plsOriginally Posted by Vascularmanlet
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06-08-2023, 12:59 AM #10Registered User
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You can still delete this
That aint it chief
Seriously though you can still delete this thread before American Misc wakes up
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06-08-2023, 01:00 AM #11Registered massive niche
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Bro she was better looking IRL I swear to it’s just angles srs.Originally Posted by miscallday12
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06-08-2023, 01:00 AM #12Registered User
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you couldn't pay me to do that lmao
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06-08-2023, 01:01 AM #13Banned
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one of the rare times where it would be better if pics weren’t postedOriginally Posted by akferd
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06-08-2023, 01:01 AM #14I ❤ TECHNO
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brah burst out laughing at work, have to play it off now
thanks a lot+++ miscin' at work crew +++
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06-08-2023, 01:01 AM #15Steppin' Into
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looooooool.
Imagine bragging about having sex with THAT
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06-08-2023, 01:03 AM #16Registered massive niche
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Brahs I swear she was better looking IRL you gotta take my word for it, smashed worse for free
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06-08-2023, 01:04 AM #17Registered massive niche
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Fuk it mane a free shag is a free shag.
Realistically I ain’t gonna be banging those 8/10 escorts Brazilians for free5'8 manlet crew
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06-08-2023, 01:04 AM #18Certified Quality Poster
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LMAO you have to be retarded. First you brag about fukin literal whores, now you brag about banging a whale hhhhhhh
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gjdm
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06-08-2023, 01:05 AM #20Registered User
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Hahahahaha
This is gold
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06-08-2023, 01:05 AM #21Registered User
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Op is the best miscer
In on 10 page thread
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06-08-2023, 01:08 AM #22Registered User
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angles can only save so much....Originally Posted by Vascularmanlet
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06-08-2023, 01:09 AM #23Registered User
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lol imagine if you forget you didn't pay and asked her if it was extra to cim while fckn her
Now 235 is what I'm benching, but nowadays it's still not enough - ICE CUBE
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06-08-2023, 01:09 AM #24Registered massive niche
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The thing is the misc makes fun of me for smashing 9/10 Brazilian escorts
and makes fun of me for smashing average looking sloots for free lol (brahs like I said WAS BETTER LOOKING IRL DED SRS)5'8 manlet crew
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06-08-2023, 01:10 AM #25Katy mogs you 🍼😫🍼
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Bruh why u keep bragging about that smashing 2/10s. I have a 10/10 105lbs gf and don’t feel the need to constantly brag.
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06-08-2023, 01:13 AM #26Biggest loads in the NW
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I am honestly speechless
Lol
Everything about this thread is killing me rn srs
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I’m in bed with a sloot rn reading this chit, trying my damndest to not get asked “what’s so funny?” because how the fuk would I possibly explain this lmaoLast edited by IlChosenOne; 06-08-2023 at 01:20 AM.
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06-08-2023, 01:17 AM #27Registered User
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Originally Posted by Vascularmanlet
Sorry bub
Thats cap
A paperboy cap
Thats a whole sombrero
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06-08-2023, 01:18 AM #28Registered massive niche
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Fuk it mane this thread had motivated me to shag hotter sloots IRL for free.
Don’t care what misc thinks I enjoyed myself and it wasn’t a bad experience and pics don’t do justice.5'8 manlet crew
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06-08-2023, 01:19 AM #29Registered User
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This is 1000x worse than paying for sex with an actual girl who doesn’t make me want to vomit srs
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06-08-2023, 01:20 AM #30Registered User
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you delivered big time but she definitely isn't "average" hahahahahah
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