Another day at the bottom of the Hinge ELO feed

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

Go for the 2nd one, not fat and long hair puts her above average srs. That's a 6

[FlexLex]

One thing I realized while dating, is that there are so many more ugly, fat women out there than I could ever imagine. Honestly have some empathy for them, they are destined to stay alone forever. Literal wretched creatures. And so many of them, I must have given myself early carpal tunnel by the amount of swipes I had to do on ogres

[FastBack6]

Post pics if yourself op. I find it hard to believe you're that hideously ugly.

You don’t have to be ugly. My feed looked like that, I’m 6’1” white dude that’s about a 7 in the face, with a mane of blonde hair at 31. I can bench press 225. Got a career, live alone etc. I’d get those “likes” that you can’t see until you swipe them and holy crap at what some of those beats looked like. Literally shrek. Lots of trannies too.


Apps are brutal if you’re sub-8.

[WoofieNugget]

You need decent pics for sure. Doing cool stuff or that has a hook. Mine used to have a pro photo of me on stage singing with my band, one in the gym I owned, a group shot with a couple of hot girls, one with my dog, paddleboarding, etc.

But if it's obvious that a paywall is in place, just delete the app. Don't support that crap.

[nothingshocking]

Go for the 2nd one, not fat and long hair puts her above average srs. That's a 6

Found the guy from England

[PenorBrahNoHomo]

Found the guy from England

[cavillac]

Funny from what I hear all over the net you could swap any of the bolded around in any order and would be echoing what everyone else is saying.

You're right, I'm not sure how the apps algos work but I have downloaded bumble and hinge and gotten zero likes after like 6 hours which is exceptionally rare so by just deleting my profile and recreating it the same I start getting the normal amount of interest within the first 6 hours.

I do pay for Tinder gold, which I have had great success plucking the rare thin woman from. Currently dating one now

[FAPhaggot]

So these are my first five swipes on pay-mode Hinge this morning.











Huge difference from the OP. Wood smesh all 5 of those girls like Khabib on Conor. Except for #2. She gives me way too many warm and fuzzy tradwife feels to be hammer-fisted into the canvas of the MGM Grand.

Maybe I am on a 24 hour hot girl promo boost, but I doubt it. They already have my simp bux, no need to upsell me any more. I think this app is just pay to play.

Zero matches so far, which is always the measuring stick.

[LargePeter]

27 and waiting on my first hand hold.

Kunt, just go see a hooker at this stage

I got into a habit of seeing them when I was bored - the $300 was fuk all money and I saw it as practice for when you land someone you want to be with. Worked out well.

[blueberryboy]

So these are my first five swipes on pay-mode Hinge this morning.











Would smesh all 5 like Khabib on Conor. Except for #2. She gives me way too many warm and fuzzy tradwife feels to be hammer-fisted into the canvas of the MGM Grand.

Maybe I am on a 24 hour hot girl promo boost, but I doubt it. They already have my simp bux, no need to upsell me any more. I think this app is just pay to play.

Zero matches so far, which is always the measuring stick.

Forget it bro it's over . A guy like you will never succeed on a mainstream dating app.

You are a virgin at 27 for fuk sakes

Definition of insanity : attempting the same bs over and over again with the same result

You keep complaining about your lack of viable female attention , but your whole game is swipe right swipe left

I'm not even on apps rn and gaming harder then you

Those hot girls on those apps just have better options than you , face it.


And I know you are a sissy who put me on ignore list because you called for " mods to ban me " & I took exception but still...cut it out with online dating bs because clearly it doesn't work for you...unless you are willing to get point cucked as evident already In the thread


Go out cold approach, but you are too much of a wimp for that clearly .

Hell, I had better luck on Facebook and ig then legit dating apps . But you aren't willing to re think the strategy

[imbored21]

Yeah I don't bother with white girls. I just set it to asian only and most of them are thin. Sucks that it keeps showing me indian girls but oh well.

[WoofieNugget]

Forget it bro it's over . A guy like you will never succeed on a mainstream dating app.

You are a virgin at 27 for fuk sakes

Definition of insanity : attempting the same bs over and over again with the same result

You keep complaining about your lack of viable female attention , but your whole game is swipe right swipe left

I'm not even on apps rn and gaming harder then you

Those hot girls on those apps just have better options than you , face it.


And I know you are a sissy who put me on ignore list because you called for " mods to ban me " & I took exception but still...cut it out with online dating bs because clearly it doesn't work for you...unless you are willing to get point cucked as evident already In the thread


Go out cold approach, but you are too much of a wimp for that clearly .

Hell, I had better luck on Facebook and ig then legit dating apps . But you aren't willing to re think the strategy

Judging from your history, you are one of the last people who should be giving dating advice to anyone.

[TomPaine]

Yeah I don't bother with white girls. I just set it to asian only and most of them are thin. Sucks that it keeps showing me indian girls but oh well.

Haha, the Indian girls have figured out the game and are trying to leech attention off of the Asian girls. They know that no one actively searches for Indian. See, they are smart.

[Broady78]

You can do better bro...

[metroins]

When I was online dating, I put in my profile that I didn't want fat girls.

Can you do that on hinge? If I were going to date again I would be here.

https://www.millionairematch.com/

[blueberryboy]

Judging from your history, you are one of the last people who should be giving dating advice to anyone.

I'm just extremely honest / fourthcoming about my shortcomings in the department

So far in my life I probably slept with 40 ~ women ( didnt pay a single one)

And had 3 long term relationships


Op is a virgin and never had a gf

-#s don't lie my guy , that's just my honest advice to op .

But like I said he became a sissy and blocked me because like I said..I took exception once when he called on mods to ban me lmao ....and has held a grudge ever since

[Muzzlrpress]

Good luck with the matches, but don't use this as your only means of dating bro srs. Utilize your network. Go out a bit more with friends, and talk to more randos. Use the apps as an appetizer, not the main course. You got this bro.

[imbored21]

Haha, the Indian girls have figured out the game and are trying to leech attention off of the Asian girls. They know that no one actively searches for Indian. See, they are smart.

Race filter is the best thing. There are some flaws tho like indians being classified as asian and black girls putting all races so they don't get filtered out by 90% of men. Now we just need a weight filter and Hinge will be perfect. Imagine an app where you don't have to see fat girls/black girls. Man that would be so nice ....

[propreffered7]

Don't listen to the HTC guys here; you'll never forgive yourself for fukin a fatty.

why?

i don't remember some of the girls ive fuked

[imbored21]

So these are my first five swipes on pay-mode Hinge this morning.











Huge difference from the OP. Wood smesh all 5 of those girls like Khabib on Conor. Except for #2. She gives me way too many warm and fuzzy tradwife feels to be hammer-fisted into the canvas of the MGM Grand.

Maybe I am on a 24 hour hot girl promo boost, but I doubt it. They already have my simp bux, no need to upsell me any more. I think this app is just pay to play.

Zero matches so far, which is always the measuring stick.

#1 has no lips
#2 has short hair
#3 has frog eyes
#4 has freckles
#5 has short hair

Couldnt pay me to go on a date with these slags. LOL@whitewomen srs

[LargePeter]

So these are my first five swipes on pay-mode Hinge this morning.











Huge difference from the OP. Wood smesh all 5 of those girls like Khabib on Conor. Except for #2. She gives me way too many warm and fuzzy tradwife feels to be hammer-fisted into the canvas of the MGM Grand.

Maybe I am on a 24 hour hot girl promo boost, but I doubt it. They already have my simp bux, no need to upsell me any more. I think this app is just pay to play.

Zero matches so far, which is always the measuring stick.

1. Looks crazy
2. Pic is from the 80s and she looks too old then, lmao
3. Eyes too far apart
4. Dogpilled
5. Hot + Horse = Nutcase - use a fake name, fake number and only ever meet in public or bang at her house

[SamIAm1892]

That alone would make me check into therapy.

My mind is completely obliterated from all the trauma.

[twovalvekid]

Good luck with the matches, but don't use this as your only means of dating bro srs. Utilize your network. Go out a bit more with friends, and talk to more randos. Use the apps as an appetizer, not the main course. You got this bro.

This post couldnt be more true. Make friends (especially female ones that you DONT want to fukk), develop solid relationships with people, and dont be afraid to talk to people.

Never underestimate what happens when you have female friends who are in your corner. Good lord theyre a hive mind. I dont have female friends specifically for this, but dont be afraid to just hang out with anyone while youre out and about with said friends.

[miscbro333]

Did you make any progress op?

[CurryMoggin]

is this actually you?

[Matty5RA]

Not to brag, but mine are all 7 and above and it says at the top I’m most compatible with most of them, not sure how the algo works

[aherpderp]

Race filter is the best thing. There are some flaws tho like indians being classified as asian and black girls putting all races so they don't get filtered out by 90% of men. Now we just need a weight filter and Hinge will be perfect. Imagine an app where you don't have to see fat girls/black girls. Man that would be so nice ....

lmao would never happen
best can hope for is someone makes a third party AI that swipes for you and is publicly available

welcome to your 2023 looksmatch OP

thanks for playing!

[DesiredUserphag]

A gun in the mouth would be more fun than those disgusting pigs

[FoulSmell]

That's one thing I'm struggling with right now, srs.

There's a girl on my kickball team who I've probably got a shot with -

Kickball team? Hole-lee chit son. I didn’t think anyone over 10 played that. If mixed softball is too hardcore maybe try larping?

[mulletwarrior]

1. Looks crazy
2. Pic is from the 80s and she looks too old then, lmao
3. Eyes too far apart
4. Dogpilled
5. Hot + Horse = Nutcase - use a fake name, fake number and only ever meet in public or bang at her house

3 and 5 are hottest. 5 is probably horse pilled though - no human on earth can satisfy her.