Re-installed Hinge with fresh, debloatmaxxed pics this week. I got the standard promo bump of hot chicks until the app found my level, and then it just started feeding me straight 1/10s.
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06-02-2023, 09:14 AM #1Pasty Pajeet
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Another day at the bottom of the Hinge ELO feed
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06-02-2023, 09:15 AM #2🇷🇺🇧🇾
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dear fukking lord
Make Europe Germany Again
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06-02-2023, 09:17 AM #3Registered User
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Hinge does that sometimes. It’s like that SpongeBob episode where he accidentally rides the bus too far and ends up in the town with the freaks
*honkpilled crew*
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06-02-2023, 09:17 AM #4Registered User
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Such is life for timothy
Lol at guys who literally haven't touched a female a day in their lives thinking they are going to score a hot chick on an ultra competitive dating app
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06-02-2023, 09:22 AM #5💖💖 Registered Stacy 💖💖
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At least you have Hinge,
I’ve been perma banned on Hinge for a long time.
Will have to get a whole new phone new number new iPhone email etc to make a new account.💖💖💖💝💝💝💗💗💗💕💕💕💖💖💖💝💝💝
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06-02-2023, 09:28 AM #6Chocolate nipples of peac
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What disability does the 2nd one have?
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06-02-2023, 09:31 AM #7small hat. big heart.
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ask your coworkers to set up a Shaadi profile for you
https://www.shaadi.com/see Krackerjacked's sig
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06-02-2023, 09:33 AM #8Registered User
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What would you rate yourself OP?
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06-02-2023, 09:34 AM #9Pasty Pajeet
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I don't know. Felt a little bad about including her cause she's clearly got some problem she can't control. 95% of the girls on there are just fat as fuk, or trans.Originally Posted by Muzzlrpress
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06-02-2023, 09:35 AM #10Pasty Pajeet
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I'm on the bottom half of anyone's scale, but I'm running in the 17%-20% zone for BF. The Joe Burrow avi pic is pretty accurate.Originally Posted by miscbro333
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06-02-2023, 09:38 AM #11Zipper Suited Sun God
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the cursed matches.
holy moly opie.I only read thread titles and my own posts.
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06-02-2023, 09:39 AM #12Biggest loads in the NW
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Fookin brutal m8 lol
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06-02-2023, 09:45 AM #13Pasty Pajeet
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That's one thing I'm struggling with right now, srs.Originally Posted by monster0ultra
There's a girl on my kickball team who I've probably got a shot with - I've been talking to her like another guy, and she seems really receptive. Mid 30s, good conservative midwest girl personality (she made custom-printed koozies for the team), decent job. Personality wise, she's GF material, and I am a lot pickier about personality than looks. But looks wise... she'd fit right in with these Hinge feed pics.
Apps make me want to blow my face off, and I am well aware that it could be another 6-12 months before I even say hello to another single girl IRL. But this is a real looks-threshold test brahs. Like can the little guy get it up.FA Crew
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06-02-2023, 09:51 AM #14ClosetBrah
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Hinge did that to me too back in the day. Bumble was better. Still none were as good as Tinder back in the college-aged years. Get off the apps, they aren't reflective of the real world.
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06-02-2023, 10:51 AM #15Registered User
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- Age: 53
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This is what I don’t get about FA’s. They say they are bottom of the barrel but also don’t want the equivalent.
Work you’re way up boyo
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06-02-2023, 10:53 AM #16Registered Goomba
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Hinge has went to sh!t. You have to essentially pay for it for it to work and give you normal matches. Tinder has stepped up their game and Bumble is good too. (Ded fkn Srs)Originally Posted by mezner09
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06-02-2023, 10:54 AM #17Registered User
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what a bunch of behemoths.
met my current GF on hinge, but this was 3.5 years ago.
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06-02-2023, 11:53 PM #18Registered User
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Go for it bro. You’re just catastrophizing. It’ll be fine. You don’t have to wife her up after.Originally Posted by FA*******
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06-02-2023, 11:59 PM #19Registered User
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Yea I didn’t even know hinge had an ELO so I was swiping right on everything and now I get nothing but hambeasts
I might try tinder instead
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06-03-2023, 12:02 AM #20Deathcon 3
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Respecting number 5 with the full body shot.
Bet anything she is actually less fat than #3 or #4.
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06-03-2023, 12:03 AM #21Registered User
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Some mighty fine U.S 11/10s.
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06-03-2023, 12:46 AM #22Age 62
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Fark is this real ? If that’s all there is to offer for you young lads on these dating sites , you may as well just install Grindr and get it over with
Every sloot is Bi, you just need to figure out if it’s polar or sexual.
When you turn sloots upside down, they’re all sisters .
Sloots are never yours,it’s just your turn .
Sloots would sooner be beat to death than bored to death .
Women are spring loaded, just looking for a reason to do something slooty.
Once you realize a woman is nothing more than a child in an adult body, the more you’ll understand them . Go to TikTok for reference.
Sloots gonna sloot.
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06-03-2023, 12:50 AM #23Pasty Pajeet
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Bought a month of primo Hinge for $50. It's expensive as fawk, but I figure I can write off this app for good if that doesn't turn over a leaf.
Got instantly hit with a wave of normal chicks. Looks like they've been hiding behind a paywall this whole time. I'll take some screenshots tomorrow.
Rambo'd through like 50 likes + comments tonight. We'll see if any match and respond.FA Crew
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06-03-2023, 12:53 AM #24Fuk off, Lahey!
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Wait, are you a legit virgin OP?
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06-03-2023, 12:55 AM #25P E R V E R T
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Jesus. This is worse than anything on POF in 2017.
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06-03-2023, 12:58 AM #26CEO of the Unified Fund
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Looking good brah. Smash any yet?
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06-03-2023, 01:04 AM #27Pasty Pajeet
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27 and waiting on my first hand hold.Originally Posted by LargePeter
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06-03-2023, 01:14 AM #28CEO of the Unified Fund
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Sounds like it's time to saddle up one of these bloatmoggers and go to town??Originally Posted by FA*******
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06-03-2023, 01:21 AM #29Bonrard
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Wow. I'm glad I got off dating apps years ago. Still single, but yeah fuk that noise. It's better to be FA than the present alternative here, OP. Don't listen to the HTC guys here; you'll never forgive yourself for fukin a fatty.
Funny from what I hear all over the net you could swap any of the bolded around in any order and would be echoing what everyone else is saying.Originally Posted by gmenfan40
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06-03-2023, 02:13 AM #30Terrible poster
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Post pics if yourself op. I find it hard to believe you're that hideously ugly.
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