Another day at the bottom of the Hinge ELO feed

[FAPhaggot]

Re-installed Hinge with fresh, debloatmaxxed pics this week. I got the standard promo bump of hot chicks until the app found my level, and then it just started feeding me straight 1/10s.

[Ratfish]

dear fukking lord

[HokieBrah]

Hinge does that sometimes. It’s like that SpongeBob episode where he accidentally rides the bus too far and ends up in the town with the freaks

[blueberryboy]

Such is life for timothy

Lol at guys who literally haven't touched a female a day in their lives thinking they are going to score a hot chick on an ultra competitive dating app

[Silencespeaks]

At least you have Hinge,

I’ve been perma banned on Hinge for a long time.

Will have to get a whole new phone new number new iPhone email etc to make a new account.

[Muzzlrpress]

What disability does the 2nd one have?

[BrianDaMan]

ask your coworkers to set up a Shaadi profile for you

https://www.shaadi.com/

[miscbro333]

What would you rate yourself OP?

[FAPhaggot]

What disability does the 2nd one have?

I don't know. Felt a little bad about including her cause she's clearly got some problem she can't control. 95% of the girls on there are just fat as fuk, or trans.

[FAPhaggot]

What would you rate yourself OP?

I'm on the bottom half of anyone's scale, but I'm running in the 17%-20% zone for BF. The Joe Burrow avi pic is pretty accurate.

[Ironmanlet]

the cursed matches.


holy moly opie.

[IlChosenOne]

Fookin brutal m8 lol

[FAPhaggot]

The second one isn't that bad. Why not go for it and see if you can get the virginity thing over with and put some points on the board?

That's one thing I'm struggling with right now, srs.

There's a girl on my kickball team who I've probably got a shot with - I've been talking to her like another guy, and she seems really receptive. Mid 30s, good conservative midwest girl personality (she made custom-printed koozies for the team), decent job. Personality wise, she's GF material, and I am a lot pickier about personality than looks. But looks wise... she'd fit right in with these Hinge feed pics.

Apps make me want to blow my face off, and I am well aware that it could be another 6-12 months before I even say hello to another single girl IRL. But this is a real looks-threshold test brahs. Like can the little guy get it up.

[mezner09]

Hinge did that to me too back in the day. Bumble was better. Still none were as good as Tinder back in the college-aged years. Get off the apps, they aren't reflective of the real world.

[miscbro333]

This is what I don’t get about FA’s. They say they are bottom of the barrel but also don’t want the equivalent.

Work you’re way up boyo

[gmenfan40]

Hinge did that to me too back in the day. Bumble was better. Still none were as good as Tinder back in the college-aged years. Get off the apps, they aren't reflective of the real world.

Hinge has went to sh!t. You have to essentially pay for it for it to work and give you normal matches. Tinder has stepped up their game and Bumble is good too. (Ded fkn Srs)

[mchabs]

what a bunch of behemoths.

met my current GF on hinge, but this was 3.5 years ago.

[miscbro333]

That's one thing I'm struggling with right now, srs.

There's a girl on my kickball team who I've probably got a shot with - I've been talking to her like another guy, and she seems really receptive. Mid 30s, good conservative midwest girl personality (she made custom-printed koozies for the team), decent job. Personality wise, she's GF material, and I am a lot pickier about personality than looks. But looks wise... she'd fit right in with these Hinge feed pics.

Apps make me want to blow my face off, and I am well aware that it could be another 6-12 months before I even say hello to another single girl IRL. But this is a real looks-threshold test brahs. Like can the little guy get it up.

Go for it bro. You’re just catastrophizing. It’ll be fine. You don’t have to wife her up after.

[TooAnabolic]

Yea I didn’t even know hinge had an ELO so I was swiping right on everything and now I get nothing but hambeasts

I might try tinder instead

[Kewbrah]

Respecting number 5 with the full body shot.

Bet anything she is actually less fat than #3 or #4.

[Rylol]

Some mighty fine U.S 11/10s.

[MajorTendonitis]

Fark is this real ? If that’s all there is to offer for you young lads on these dating sites , you may as well just install Grindr and get it over with

[FAPhaggot]

Bought a month of primo Hinge for $50. It's expensive as fawk, but I figure I can write off this app for good if that doesn't turn over a leaf.

Got instantly hit with a wave of normal chicks. Looks like they've been hiding behind a paywall this whole time. I'll take some screenshots tomorrow.

Rambo'd through like 50 likes + comments tonight. We'll see if any match and respond.

[LargePeter]

Wait, are you a legit virgin OP?

[multiplemiggs]

Jesus. This is worse than anything on POF in 2017.

[ErnieMccracken]

Looking good brah. Smash any yet?

[FAPhaggot]

Wait, are you a legit virgin OP?

27 and waiting on my first hand hold.

[ErnieMccracken]

27 and waiting on my first hand hold.

Sounds like it's time to saddle up one of these bloatmoggers and go to town??

[DolphinPilot]

Wow. I'm glad I got off dating apps years ago. Still single, but yeah fuk that noise. It's better to be FA than the present alternative here, OP. Don't listen to the HTC guys here; you'll never forgive yourself for fukin a fatty.

Hinge has went to sh!t. You have to essentially pay for it for it to work and give you normal matches. Tinder has stepped up their game and Bumble is good too. (Ded fkn Srs)

Funny from what I hear all over the net you could swap any of the bolded around in any order and would be echoing what everyone else is saying.

[kingmanaverage]

Post pics if yourself op. I find it hard to believe you're that hideously ugly.