Teen jumps off cruise ship on a dare

[Smithers115]

https://twitter.com/crazyclipsonly/s...15214098862080

Jesus christ at the dude going BYE BYE

[blissful88]

You know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc


NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship

[DBoyDaRealest]

as dumb as this was, I am mind blown the crew couldn't manage to get him back on

[LtGoose]

He caught the entire misc mirin for winning a dare

Legend

[NitrogenWidget]

a great example of natural selection.
he is sure to win a darwin award for this.

[blissful88]

as dumb as this was, I am mind blown the crew couldn't manage to get him back on

Kid probably got mauled by an ocean pitbull within 2 minutes srs; they follow ships in packs because workers/guests just throw left over food overboard to save costs

Either that or the current dragged him under since no flotation device



It's pitch black out there, no way they could see him

[Smithers115]

as dumb as this was, I am mind blown the crew couldn't manage to get him back on

cruise ships take like a mile to turn around

[DBoyDaRealest]

cruise ships take like a mile to turn around

wasn't a cruise ship

[TokenV]

wasn't a cruise ship

was only a matter of minutes brah, as soon as the ship passed it was game over

[digital022]

wasn't a cruise ship

Doesn’t matter. One square mile is 27,848,400 square feet. A bobbing head in the ocean is 1x1 square foot. And at night nonetheless. Good night sweet prince.

[multiplemiggs]

Play stupid games
Win stupid prizes

[Smithers115]

wasn't a cruise ship

https://youjustsawthat.com/372-2/

the article in the first comment says it was a cruise in the bahamas

edit: "The group left for the pirate-themed boating expedition four hours after they arrived."

LOL nvm, what a retarded article title. I thought it was a legit cruise ship

[Jms89]

Natural Selection at its finest. This is the product of youth raised by tik tok.

[CockSalesman]

damn, he's on video right there. couldn't send a lifeguard in after him within 5 minutes?

[Ironmanlet]

You know.. it would've saved his life if public school actually taught anything useful, you know like don't jump into the ocean on a booze cruise, how currents work, that sharks follow ships etc etc


NPC personality, no inner conscious speaking to him; teens do retarded things(myself included) but it never occurred to me to jump off a perfectly good ship

An NPC would stay on the boat…..

[TryingMen]

Kid probably got mauled by an ocean pitbull within 2 minutes srs; they follow ships in packs because workers/guests just throw left over food overboard to save costs

Either that or the current dragged him under since no flotation device



It's pitch black out there, no way they could see him

Even if none of that were true, it's surprisingly hard to stay afloat in the middle of the ocean for very long without anything to hang on to or keep you afloat. People seem to think it's just like swimming on top of a pool or lake, but it's not.

[MEDITATE]

donkey

[Bigbuster1]

Even if none of that were true, it's surprisingly hard to stay afloat in the middle of the ocean for very long without anything to hang on to or keep you afloat. People seem to think it's just like swimming on top of a pool or lake, but it's not.

Isn’t it harder to float in lake water because there’s no salt so no bouncy?

[anonkunbrah]

nothing of value was lost

[leafs43]

Almost certain that kid was eaten by a shark.


At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.

[CockSalesman]

Even if none of that were true, it's surprisingly hard to stay afloat in the middle of the ocean for very long without anything to hang on to or keep you afloat. People seem to think it's just like swimming on top of a pool or lake, but it's not.

it's easier to stay afloat in ocean. but waves could carry you far very quickly.

[MrSchons]

What a stupid kunt

[iamdetermined]

Almost certain that kid was eaten by a shark.


At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.

This, terrible way to go.

[TryingMen]

Isn’t it harder to float in lake water because there’s no salt so no bouncy?

If you're just talking from a scientific perspective of saltwater vs. fresh, then sure. But the middle of the ocean has waves too, some of which are plenty big. You'll have to work much harder from getting dunked under stranded in the middle of the ocean than a lake or a pool. I'm not even talking about currents pulling you one direction or another, just the activity of the waves themselves requires much more exertion to keep your head above them.

[SuperHercules]

Probably a jabbie

[FinBra]

Isn’t it harder to float in lake water because there’s no salt so no bouncy?

Exactly this, you could do nothing but breath and still stay afloat in the ocean (see many folks be on their back chilin floating at the beach). Though people flail and tire themselves out and drown.

Boat current either got him, or the sharks did.

[FinBra]

If you're just talking from a scientific perspective of saltwater vs. fresh, then sure. But the middle of the ocean has waves too, some of which are plenty big. You'll have to work much harder from getting dunked under stranded in the middle of the ocean than a lake or a pool. I'm not even talking about currents pulling you one direction or another, just the activity of the waves themselves requires much more exertion to keep your head above them.

Negative ghost rider, hes in the Atlantic. They have rolling raves, with long periods. They don't have 2-4 second periods like we do in the gulf where the waves appear choppy and consistent. If the guy knew how to float on his back he could chill for days providing the sharks didn't get him.

[DBoyDaRealest]

Almost certain that kid was eaten by a shark.


At 3 seconds in the video there is literally a shark that he spooked.

in the top left of the video that's a shark?

[FinBra]

in the top left of the video that's a shark?

Yes it ****ing is. Great eyes son! This dood got ate.

[xxAchillesxx]

in the top left of the video that's a shark?

Yes it ****ing is. Great eyes son! This dood got ate.

Night night