Wild night boyos.
7am: check into the hospital for them to induce labor. Our son was 9lbs 6oz and almost caused her to need a blood transfusion. They did not want my wife going full term and risking that.
2pm: On pitocin for 7 hours already and basically nothing happening. We're both bored waiting for the doctor to show up.
3pm: Doctor breaks water. Still nothing happening.
6pm: Contractions are closer together but nothing major.
7pm: Monday night raw starts. Wife is having first heavy contractions during the Sami Zayn / Baron Corbin match.
7:30 Wife says she wants epidural now, had been waiting til things felt closer to happening. Nurse says it'll take like 30 min to get anesthesia up to do it. The Dolph Ziggler match is boring.
7:35: Wife is pacing around the bed and yells out of nowhere that she thinks the kid is coming soon. The nurse panics and runs out of the room. We both panic and slam the call button for another nurse. Nobody comes.
7:40: I have to lift the wife onto the bed myself and start catching the baby as her head and shoulders are coming out. Wife is screaming because they didn't get the epidural done. Zero pain meds. Blood everywhere. I'm trying to keep her calm and catch the kid.
7:41: A whole ****load of nurses come running into the room. I've already got the kid 75% out. They basically tell her to push once and hand her the kid.
7:43: Random doctor we've never met from another department runs in and finally starts doing stuff to stop the bleeding. Original nurse who had noped out is back. The doctor yells at her because he realizes she had shut off the pitocin drip, which is part of why she's still bleeding everywhere. She fumbles around
7:47: Everything finally under control. I get to finish watching the Asuka match with the new kiddo.
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02-21-2023, 07:19 AM #1
Gather round and listen to the story of Catbrah delivering his own kid.
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op delivers
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Lol
Ok listen up future fathers!
Never induce labor, it hurts unbelievably, is extremely unhealthy for both the mother and the child, there are much easier ways to induce labor Naturally, never let doctors to do it, an acupuncturist or even things like evening primrose oil, and exercises any Doula or Midwife can teach, you can easily induce labor,
Next, you have to refuse every single piece of garbage chemical poison they will try to shove at you in the hospital, the result of your refusal to poison your wife and child will be that you will have a child that doesn’t cry, a mother that doesn’t tear her vagina, super strong healthy child who is going to hold his head up often in the first 24 hours, even though you will be told children do not hold their head up for two months, total horseshiet, You can even see newborns holding their head up less than 24 hours after being born on youtube, that’s what happens when you have unmedicated natural birth, there are plenty of natural ways to reduce pain and speed up and delivery, obvious things like weight lifting, collagen, and obvious prenatal yoga exercises do wonders,
Do the above and delivery nurse will just stand there, and your wife will simply perform a couple of abdominal crunches, and the baby will pop right out, been there/done that/cut the cord myself,
Congrats op.
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cant wait for the "misc, I just got delivered divorce papers, wut do?" thread
Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.
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