What’s The Worst Date That You’ve Ever Been On?

[Medussa]

The worse date I've been is with the biggest douchey guy that I've ever met on my life.

He just keep on staring at the girl right in front of me . Saying how hot she is and why is she with that ugly guy. At the end of date , he didn't see anything that he did wrong. A total douchey.







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I am not 52 not sure why is stating that as my age. I am 29

[4Bertuzzi4]

I dated this goofy looking chubbo who said she wanted to start miscing some day. The girl in front of us was smoking hot, but with a total 2/10 goober who probably couldn't lift his own dink. She was hot, I couldn't stop staring at her milk suppliers. Girl called me a douche afterwards, and I dunno why, but she was a 6/10, would probably smash if drunk. Not sure if srs.

Was afraid to look at my date, as she had snake hair which reminded me of Medusa, and I'd prefer not to turn to stone.

[smashedurgfx10]

met the 2nd and last chick i ever met off tinder

was aggressively texting me from the get-go, even sent me a ton of voice notes. felt creep as fuk srs

we met up the very same night cos she wouldn't take no for an answer. picked her up from her 'friends' place, who now in retrospect i think was actually a guy who she may or may not have just fukked

anyway, it was like 7pm so we got coffee. then after that i kind of insinuated we should go back to my place and she was like meh, so we drove around for a bit instead, then i got pissed off and i said, i wanna go back to my place. if you wanna head back thats fine. she didn't, so we went back

in the lift, she started complaining about guys, and one of the things she said was 'i hate it when guys touch me when i dont want them to' i was like bertstare.jpg

I already hated this girls company, now she's making me feel uncomfortable af. we never broke the ice, idk why she's even still here and im getting tired at this point, and shes saying she doesn't like guys touching her - bear in mind she's being super icy to me, so im just assuming she doesn't want me to, so i dont.

we go into my place. i offer her a drink. we sit on opposite sides of the sofa. we talk for legit 1hr. she says she better get going, im like thank fuk - fuk outta my place i dont even want to bang you at this point. then she somehow coerces me into dropping her back -i wish id just told her to f off, but i did it - felt like a massive pussy. and at the end she just got out and left.

was absolutely pathetic but made me learn i cba with tinder, and it massively shortened my threshold when it comes to bs from girls

[TsarChasm]

Early 20s I went on a date with this girl I met through a mutual friend and she explained to me in detail about her suicide attempt a year prior.

[GoobyPls]

- wasnt too bad honestly but pretty lulzy

- match with a girl on tinder, talk a bit and set up a date for tomorrow

- day of the date she tells me shes not the person in the pics. fukk

- says shes semi famous so isnt using her real pics.

- sends me a real pic, doesnt look bad, turns out shes a polish z list celeb that everybody makes fun of

- I never heard of her, saw some vids, looks very slutty, big fake tits, lips etc so I meet up with her for the lulz

- 3 minutes after meeting her she grabs my hand and we're walking like we're a couple or something

- another few minutes later we're kissing

- she proposes we buy a bottle of whiskey and go to my place

- no problem!

- after a short while shes all over me, asks me to play guitar and starts sucking my dick, we fukk, shes loud as hell, like a caricature of a porn star

- when we're done she gets drunk as fukk, starts screaming, crying, wont shut the fukk up

- had to get rid of her because I had something to do in the morning and she was going crazy. I couldnt sleep because she would just start screaming crying

- threatened to call the police, lol. she finally left after a couple hours of me telling her to get the fukk out

- next day she apologizes, we meet up a few more times because it was pretty cool fukking her but I ended up ghosting because she was just a bit too crazy for me and it was kinda embarassing being out with her because people recoginzed her

[gycraig]

Was on a bit of a dry spell, matched a girl with massive tits but no pictures below that. thought meh it’s a 50-50 chance she’s not fat.

Drove to pick her up, yep whale, I ordered burger she ordered a fking starter then a mixed grill then a desert and numerous alcoholic drinks Got to the end of the date the waiter passed me the bill I said well mines 16 quid so I’ll Chuck 20 in for a tip as well. Followed by her kicking off that a “real” man should pay.

“Nah thanks I’m not paying 80 quid for a burger and chips”

**** got awkward but I wasn’t backing down waiter came back with literal tears in his eyes when he got the card machine for her.

Drove her home as she lived 10 miles away and I’m not an arsehole. She invited me in but I really wasn’t feeling it but hadn’t any for like 3 months so I came in like 3 minutes popped my clothes on and left. Never spoke to her again

Worst thing was I’d taken her to my first date place, it was round the corner from my house and moderately cheap but opposite all the clubs if it went well.

Every single time I went in the Waiter would ask me if I was splitting the bill this time. “Why’s he asking that” “why don’t you ask the waiter”

Every single first date that story got told for years.

[badreligion]

If I can ever get out on a date, I'll let you know

[bradlehman]

In before Malodrax.



But srs, mine was kind of like the brah above with the suicide attempt story. My buddy's gf set me up with her friend. She drove down to where I was going to school and I drove us to a semi-upscale but not too expensive restaurant. They had a variety of food but they were focused on seafood. She starts talking about how she doesn't like any of that and wants to know if they have chicken nuggets. Then out of nowhere she starts asking me how I feel about criminals. Not sure how to respond. She keeps asking weird follow-up questions until finally just asking me whether her felony DUI conviction is a turn-off or not. Uh, now that you told me about it on a first date it sort of is. Never saw her again.

[Lentilsbrah]

Just pretty much any date where I feel exhausted by then end of it. Had to lead the whole conversation.
Also when catfished by Sloot.

[LikeAMachine]

Went on a date with a girl who got lost, was 30 minutes late, told me she had no friends, drank one glass of wine and openly cried at the bar. Then wanted to make out in the car, nah girl I'm good.

[DustinTheHuss]

50 year old guy told me he was a billionaire and even sent me to his web site.

Then when we met he looked 20 years older than his pics and told me he just got out of prison for an art heist. Then I said my daughter texted me so I got out of there quickly. I searched him online and they said he was bipolar and threw his belt at the judge when he was sentenced. He was also in jail for tax evasion back in 2010.

Since then he has called me from 5 different numbers so I finally texted him and said if he contacted me again I would inform his parole officer. He stopped for a few months but just messaged me on IG with a new account that I blocked. Clearly a psychopath and he was no longer a billionaire.