This neighbor lady is trying to marry me with her daughter lmao. PIC

[Destor]

I don't think that spill was accidental, mom is gauging how comfortable you'll be with the home birth

[DesiredUserphag]

Why not pull your cock our at dinner and fuk all 3? Having smashed a mother and daughter before (organically, not with $), I can't imagine it would be too hard in a 3rd world shthole

[Sinan09400]

I don't think that spill was accidental, mom is gauging how comfortable you'll be with the home birth

Hahahahahhaha

[Sinan09400]

So this is what a 3rd world country looks like.

Oh fukc off I have seen the trashhomes those astronauts of America live in lmao youre talking like everyone in America lives like a Lord

[IPoopStandingUp]

Kinda felt uncomfortable but surely its now a story worth telling lol

A story worth telling would be you spilling your turnip juice all over her back tattoo

[TBO1313]

That pic looks like a still from one of those cartel torture videos

[Uhyeahokay]

Kinda Reminds me of that dude flexin in a crack den....

Edit...

Why was his right arm larger than his lef... nvm.

[CalmWind]

Kinda felt uncomfortable but surely its now a story worth telling lol

trashy women trying to trap you for resources.

[keyboardworkout]

I can't imagine looking down at Simba while banging doggie style.

[Ratfish]

So just moved in to Istanbul had to rent a flat from a poverty neighborhood because it was close to work.

This family (dad isnt around and no sons) of 3 women invited me over for dinner, its a cultural thing here to invite new neighbors but its not usually done when its a single male like me lol.

Its free dinner so I went there. The mom kept on talking to me about the daughter who kept looking at me funny. 15 mins later the mom accidentally spilled the turnip juice all over the kitchen.

Then they apologised and told me theyll invite me some other time.

Here is a ninja pic. My future wife is the redhead with the back tat=



Good fukin God I neee to move the fuk outta this gypsy infested neighborhood its just been a week

this, coupled with the pic, is easily in the to 10 funniest things i've seen on the misc srs

fkn LMAO

The place looked like they butchered a horse in there lmfao.

Its called Şalgam. Turnip juice with gas or something like that I had to google it. She probably shook it before opening hence the kitchen became a Pompei

i'm fkn dying here

How many dates in do you spill the turnip juice about hating jews?

fixed, you bigot

show some knowledge of other cultures

[jamalfudge]

I’ll take a hot gypsy girl. There’s none here in Texas.

I live in a college town and have met some hot Turkish broads. I guess the difference is they are usually the studious engineering types. They do come off very flirty, even in front of their husbands. Not sure if they actually are or just are naturally more feminine than American broads.

[Sinan09400]

at least they're encouraging their daughter to settle down. In America they encourage their daughters to whore themselves out, party and live life as a "dog mom" on prescription drugs.

But she is a fatherless gypsie with tattoos so it's really hit or miss here, OPie.

If I was in your situation, I'd entertain it. She lives so close and you have nothing to lose plus she's probably a nasty little bitch in bed. hhnnggggggggggggggg

Dude Im not marrying her or any other gypsy I made the thread to share the lulz not ask advices to score her

Btw for gypsies fatherless means dad is locked up. Most of their males are

[BootneckBrah]

I’ll take a hot gypsy girl. There’s none here in Texas.

Plenty of white trash in Texas.

They’re basically gypsies anyway as they live in trailers, don’t wash, steal and cause embarrassing public scenes.

So fill your boots.

[LateShow]

You never said how old said daughter was

[SouthDakotaBrah]

solid 5 star thread (srs)

[OffwhiteBrah]

is the sister in the white special needs ?

[adamsz]

looks like a murder scene lmfao

[mchabs]

where is kebab?

[Sinan09400]

where is kebab?

Kebap*

Hanging freely between my legs. Come get a bite no homo

[mchabs]

Kebap*

Hanging freely between my legs. Come get a bite no homo

brb booking flight to Turkiye

[natypes]

Why are they cleaning up a murder scene?

That's why daughter needs a new bf....Stay safe OP, you bout to get Dahmer'd

[Shysty021]

10/10 thread

[DolphinPilot]

Lmao marrying off her whore daughter lol. Should have hit the mom with "you aware of 'no hymen no diamond'?"

I had some mom try to set me up with her pos daughter once. She was a doodlebitch dogmom with a serious case of borderline personality disease. Funny when moms are so clueless about how garbage their daughters are lmao I was lmao

[CLTRD]

wait until they learn how to swim

lol

[Sinan09400]

That's why daughter needs a new bf....Stay safe OP, you bout to get Dahmer'd

Didnt watch the Documentary brah. Cliffs?

[beebell12]

A story worth telling would be you spilling your turnip juice all over her back tattoo

This 100%

[dabbmw2002]

It's a ninja pick when they don't catch you.

She don't look too bad though

[saltypits]

They went beta after being renamed from Constantinople.

[MajorTendonitis]

is the sister in the white special needs ?

That’s the one I’d smash . Need more pics to confirm

[Sinan09400]

It's a ninja pick when they don't catch you.

She don't look too bad though

Nah the blonde did not notice.