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Would drag my dick through a yard of broken glass and dirty aids needles (foreskin pulled back) just to be able to eat the ass of the alcoholic janitor that once cleaned up her muddy shoeprints when she came in from grade 8 soccer gym class.
*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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11-01-2022, 08:56 AM #16
i like her look so much , like nature decided to maxx out the ****ability to 100/100 and some side effects of too much estrogen makes her look different to most women and maybe like fridge for you , but for me that's like pure ****ing hotness , not as cute as other chicks , but the whole form is just to make whole billions of dicks hard and ejaculate ocean's worth of cum
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11-02-2022, 09:33 AM #30Barbers offer to cut my throat instead of my hair because of my ugliness crew
Cry myself to sleep while humping mattress and clutching pillow crew
Once threw a party only pet turtle showed up crew
T-Mobile worker laughed at me because only had one number for 5-friends/family plan crew
Got jumped and bystanders laughed/recorded it crew
Take out trash and trash man mistakes me for garbage crew
Mom slides food through slot in my door without saying a word crew
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