Calling out miscers with big dinks

[Max7771]

How do you get sloots to let you piitb? Srs thread is srs

[RIKTER]

Its easy...when thats the only hole they have...

[milfmanmilk]

piitb is gay

[JeffPesos]

[azzspankr]

what up, playa?



oh, you said DINK

[Ravishing_Rick]

took me a full year

or when they are drunk they might try

[Uhyeahokay]

Proudmanlet is usually here by now, strange.

[Max7771]

Confirmed miscers are all small peen virgins

[multiplemiggs]

Just tell them you want to rub the head in their butt crack.
Then the head accidently slides in. Then you pull it out.

"Oops sorry"

Then you rub it around a bit more and stuff it back in there.
Keep doing this.

Next thing you know the dirty sloot's taking it to the hilt.

[strenffgains]

what up, playa?



oh, you said DINK

That thing is huge, so much girth

[proudmanlet]

I don’t, never was interested in trying that cuz it just seems gross to me, guess it’s lucky I’m not interested since had some girls bring it up to tell me “don’t even think about it” lol, I said don’t worry I’m not

[NitrogenWidget]

Just tell them you want to rub the head in their butt crack.
Then the head accidently slides in. Then you pull it out.

"Oops sorry"

Then you rub it around a bit more and stuff it back in there.
Keep doing this.

Next thing you know the dirty sloot's taking it to the hilt.

at no point ever, even with lube applied has the head of my cawk just slid into a chicks angus.
if they have never done anal i might as well be hitting them with a tazer the way they jumped when i started to put it in.

True story.
i was in the whirlpool tub with a chick and the Dr. Teals was put in so it was sudsy and we had drained a few wine bottles.
the water was lubed
we were lubed and facing each other so pushed the boner down and slid it in.
she kept lifting up and her ass was tiny AF so i kept seeing her back door. So i decided to just go there.
it slid right in!
and she loved it.
Bish was holding out on me.
i'd known her for yrs and banged her on and off and not once did she mention she was into anal.
Apparently it was a new thing she got into but felt weird talking about it?

[multiplemiggs]

at no point ever, even with lube applied has the head of my cawk just slid into a chicks angus.
if they have never done anal i might as well be hitting them with a tazer the way they jumped when i started to put it in.

Yeah they jump. That's what the "Opps sorry" is for. Deep down they all like it.
Best position for this is them laying on their side.

[MyBaddBrah]

Are we talking long or thick?

[multiplemiggs]

Are we talking long or thick?

Both

[Samraiwise]

Well, I'm gonna tell my secret...

[NitrogenWidget]

Yeah they jump. That's what the "Opps sorry" is for. Deep down they all like it.
Best position for this is them laying on their side.

i've had a few skinny chicks like the anal missionary or with them sitting up and me just going in that way.
That don't work if the chick has a big ass though.
when skinny it just a matter of dropping down an inch or so.
but those women were already into it and just told me how to get it in there.

[multiplemiggs]

i've had a few skinny chicks like the anal missionary or with them sitting up and me just going in that way.
That don't work if the chick has a big ass though.
when skinny it just a matter of dropping down an inch or so.
but those women were already into it and just told me how to get it in there.

I found that they'll relax their baloon knots more laying on their sides. Once you've done a sloot in their ass they'll do other positions.

[NitrogenWidget]

I found that they'll relax their baloon knots more laying on their sides. Once you've done a sloot in their ass they'll do other positions.

i'll remember that next time i get a new one.
the side thing.

however first time i bang a chick i make her my sexual pretzel.
you need to show them what is expected of them sexually first time.
otherwise if you just do missionary the first time they might decide that's all you get.
I don't know why women are like that.

[PyleShazam]

I bought her 3 different sized silicone butt plugs and she got into it. She made it her goal to fit this monster in. Psy feels better though

[multiplemiggs]

i'll remember that next time i get a new one.
the side thing.

however first time i bang a chick i make her my sexual pretzel.
you need to show them what is expected of them sexually first time.
otherwise if you just do missionary the first time they might decide that's all you get.
I don't know why women are like that.

Smart move. Nothing worse than a sloot that does just missionary, except a sloot that does missionary and lays there like roadkill.

[Strawng]

I don’t, never was interested in trying that cuz it just seems gross to me, guess it’s lucky I’m not interested since had some girls bring it up to tell me “don’t even think about it” lol, I said don’t worry I’m not

This. I've had a lot of girls say it wasn't happening, and I told em I didn't want to anyway. It's something that looks good in porn but has no appeal to me whatsoever IRL.

[Babayagawick85]

piitb is gay

Ask southeastbeast

[Max7771]

I don’t, never was interested in trying that cuz it just seems gross to me, guess it’s lucky I’m not interested since had some girls bring it up to tell me “don’t even think about it” lol, I said don’t worry I’m not

They say the same thing to me kinda ticks me off cause my mind has been rotted by porn so I wanna do it

[Babayagawick85]

You’re aware anal sex can damage a woman’s anus areA right? Plus other issues.

Take a anatomy class

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/art...4637#pregnancy

[SmillironS]

I don’t, never was interested in trying that cuz it just seems gross to me, guess it’s lucky I’m not interested since had some girls bring it up to tell me “don’t even think about it” lol, I said don’t worry I’m not

All of this

[ooph]

Some girls just love ****ing anal bro. Others have never let anything go in. If its the second? Then you've got to slowly coax them into it, start with a finger in their ass while you're ****ing them. Then just slowly keep introducing the idea and go from there.

[Newgirl23]

agreed

[azzspankr]

agreed

Come on, guy. Why bump this?
You want a big dink in your butt while you play with your weenie?

[Newgirl23]

Fuark