Drove for an hour for this.
Surprised really our government brothels are usually trash with full of 60 yo hags offering to suck dick. This one wasnt that bad its somewhere 20 miles west of Istanbul.
Most of the sloots were good and it wasnt crowded full of with truck drivers, boot camp recruits and high school boys (as it is usually the case) so I didnt have to wait.
Here in government brothels you usually have 4-5 mins to jizz and leave, I took longer than that and the brothel mama (slang here for brothel manager) yelled at me from outside "be quick my boy!" . At first I thought she was yelling at this small puppy that I saw earlier but it was addressed to me lmao.
Much better service in Germany though been to Artemis FKK you have the sloot all for yourself for 30 mins do whatever you want, bj, doggie, missionary, cowgirl, hj, play pingpong, cuddle, french kiss, discuss politics, bitch about your pig wife
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10-03-2022, 06:27 AM #1Registered User
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Just smashed a hooker in a brothel AMA
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10-03-2022, 06:28 AM #2Podunks Alt Account
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Did he tip you once you were finished making him climax?
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10-03-2022, 06:30 AM #3Registered User
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5 minutes? Might as well just jerk off.
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10-03-2022, 06:32 AM #4Registered User
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Drove an hour?
Is this a Google translate issue or am I reading this right?King of the Misc as Chosen by the 5 Kings
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10-03-2022, 06:32 AM #5Registered User
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Yeah sex industry isnt that developed here. Our illegal brothels have much better service but there are risk like getting busted in a police raid, getting robbed by the mafia, STDmaxxing whatsoeverOriginally Posted by OliverHeldens
Forgive myOriginally Posted by KingBert
Me englis vary bad
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10-03-2022, 06:35 AM #6Registered User
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Raj has 2 accounts?
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10-03-2022, 06:39 AM #7Registered User
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Drove an hour for 5 min with a hooker?
*MFC*
*AP4C*
*HTC*
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10-03-2022, 06:41 AM #8Registered User
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2 hours actually since I had to drive back homeOriginally Posted by jstn0127
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10-03-2022, 06:45 AM #9Registered User
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LmaoOriginally Posted by Sinan09400
Anyway tell me about artemis, is that the one where you pay an entrance fee in germany, and then whores just walk around inside. You then pick a whore and bang her, infront of everyone or what. Heard theres like food and a pool as well lol. Are thrse girls actually young and hot or old german hags.they / them
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10-03-2022, 06:45 AM #10Registered User
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Pics, also was OWO and ball sucking included in the price? What about CIM?
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10-03-2022, 06:48 AM #11Registered User
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Govt brothel with 5 minute time limit? Do you pay for this or is this some social service for poor horny incel type chit?
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10-03-2022, 06:50 AM #12Registered User
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Boasting about banging a prostitute is the same thing as showing someone your authentic olympic gold medal that you bought online
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10-03-2022, 06:58 AM #13Registered User
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Why the hostility brah I didnt go to the one where your mom works at dont worryOriginally Posted by Condo41
Lmfaooooooooo ahahhahaha I call them government brothels because its legal and regulated dunno what else I shouldve saidOriginally Posted by CellyTech
Yeah I dunno man I visited there in 2019 so its been some time. You described most of it already.Originally Posted by mcdojo
The women are fine but I went at a wrong time (after a huge international fair so most 10/10s were taking a day off)
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10-03-2022, 07:09 AM #14Pinochet Did No Wrong
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Pics of the hooker?
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10-03-2022, 07:10 AM #15Registered User
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Brothels here dont have websites Wincel. No picsOriginally Posted by AccountinggBrah
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10-03-2022, 07:29 AM #16Misc Enthusiast
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Why do you all Turks ride this guys dick?
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10-03-2022, 07:32 AM #17Registered User
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Theres something sinister behind him. He is paid by the Gulf countries/ Turkish govt to scam people from both countries. I dunno how well known he is among western foreigners but if most brahs on Misc are aware I'll make a thread about that ph@aggotOriginally Posted by WishIWasJawBrah
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10-03-2022, 07:40 AM #18Misc Enthusiast
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Scam ppl how?Originally Posted by Sinan09400
I only know of him because he's made alot of stupid videos of him with euro football players
I doubt anybody on here knows him
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10-03-2022, 07:40 AM #19⚔️
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Erdoğan would be proud bro!
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10-03-2022, 07:41 AM #20Registered User
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Nah brah its too risky. She offered me that too but I refused. Told me they get checked often and all. You never knowOriginally Posted by LargePeter
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10-03-2022, 07:41 AM #21
How is it that you guys are Muslim, but not fanatical like other Muslims, like in Saudi Arabia, and Syria, and Iraq, and Afghanistan, etc? In other words, how have your people been able to separate religion and government where those others have not so much? You don't have Sharia law, etc?
Could you elaborate on the sexual practices you performed with this lady? Anal? Ass to mouth? Did you go raw or wear a god damn rubber?
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10-03-2022, 07:42 AM #22Throbbing Member
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That would be interesting. I only know him from cooking memes.Originally Posted by Sinan09400
#sunyourballs
Unvaxed sperm is the next Bitcoin
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10-03-2022, 07:46 AM #23Registered User
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Government has a project of making an artificial river and then slowly turning it into a strait. Kinda like a second Gallipolli. Of course its a sham and will go nowhere. They did it to send lands to random people but they couldnt find that much dimwits here thatd buy any so they made arrangements with Gulf country governments.Originally Posted by WishIWasJawBrah
People like him (he is one of the many) are used to spread propoganda through social media to mainly the Arabs. They believe once the project is finished theyll own skyscrapers and be given citizenship.
Irl all the money goes into pockets of Turkish and Arabic politicians
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