Got my new car

[KilaByte]

An ECU and TCU tune plus a few additional supporting mods and you can be pushing around 600 HP at the wheels the only downside is you will be spending many an afternoon scrubbing chocolate anaconda bits out of your seats when ladies prairie dog a hot log at launch

No he won't. Buddy got 500awhp tuned on e85

[Thunderpants]

I believe Apr software has dynoed at >600 awhp and >500 ft-lbs but the RS3 platform is not my game

[Eatforgains]

LMAO, it's not running 10s stock. How do I know? Because I'm not running 10s and I roll on rs3s that aren't modded to chit

I believe it’s just a stage 1 tune away from doing that

[ymer]

Hideous air vents/10

[Coal Man]

Why do your forearms have shoes on them.

[TheBannedBrah]

RS3 looks like it would be a blast to drive, congrats.

[Eatforgains]

Why do your forearms have shoes on them.

To bang your gf easier, she likes vans.

[Kawhilights]

Nice car, and good price.

You got ltc legs though. Gotta hit squats and deads more often.

[MikeLowrrrey]

Awesome car OP. Fuk the haters.

Who's hating on a RS3? Things are unassumingly fast and sound godly.

[Schnitzl]

R8 wheel? u wot m8

It says RS not R8. R8 has start-stop button (at least in gen 2) and diff paddles



Also fkin lol @ mid 10s 1/4. Stage 1 is under 500bhp with pump fuel & stock hardware. APR mid 10s were run on e85 with upgraded intercooler, intake and stripped seats. Still insane and love rs3 but you look tiny in the passenger seat.

[Coal Man]

To bang your gf easier, she likes vans.

****ing lmao @ the haters

sick car, cute legs

Fuking lol. I hope the misc never dies.

Happy for you op. Nothing beats the feeling of getting that new ride. Enjoy and stay safe.


And also train dem legs a little more.

[Eatforgains]

I forgot the spoon pic

[ProudKraut]

Congrats, nice car!

Stay save hitting the brakes with those matchstick legs.

[GordonXXX]

Drift that bitch outta the Twin Peaks lot next time you get shot down boyo SRS

this.

[EDcellent]

I forgot the spoon pic

You look like an oil field tradie. Why didn't you get a 90k pickup?

[naich]

No amount of money can buy respectable legs, and you're a manlet, so double wammy, brootal. Anyway enjoy the car, I'm sure you'll be showing it off to all the half interested single mothers on their cig break at the local chicken and blown out titties bar.

[Eatforgains]

You look like an oil field tradie. Why didn't you get a 90k pickup?

I drive a lot. This is my daily. I came out of an AMG.

[miscallday12]

I forgot the spoon pic

age: 35

brb loading up on micronutrients and ph level adjusted h20

[GordonXXX]

age: 35

brb loading up on micronutrients and ph level adjusted h20

smoking cigarettes, marijuana, drugs, alcohol, poor diet/processed foods, manual labor, poor genetics, stress.

[Eatforgains]

smoking cigarettes, marijuana, drugs, alcohol, poor diet/processed foods, manual labor, poor genetics, stress.

He’s not lying

[jeshelton]

smoking cigarettes, marijuana, drugs, alcohol, poor diet/processed foods, manual labor, poor genetics, stress.

Bro you're 60

[RICHSTRONG]

You have beautiful legs bro

[MyBaddBrah]

You look at least 10 years older than 35.

[notbadnotbrad]

I forgot the spoon pic

I thought you didn’t look like this? Both pics look legit the same lmao

[fate0311]

My GTI would smoke that

[Jms89]

nice!

[Eatforgains]

I thought you didn’t look like this? Both pics look legit the same lmao

You’re just gonna ignore a whole ass beard?

[Joesky20]

bullchit as*hole no one likes the tuna here

[Eatforgains]

bullchit as*hole no one likes the tuna here

That girl was so hot

[Midgetkiller]

Have fun OP, I personally disliked that generation RS3 as it looked barebones as fuk in there for an expensive car.