Common Things You've Never Done

[DandyDink]

never been to a wedding

never got a drivers license

never been to a super fancy restaurant

never been outside the country

never went on a proper first date

never busted on a girls face

[nattyandweak]

Sad to admit it but ive never ever took a dump in the great outdoors.

[Scarrdbutsmartr]

Have never gotten a tattoo and never plan to...

No hate, its just not my thing.

[MarinoMike]

Never really given a **** about ****.

[Goat_187]

Haven't experienced/seen snow in real life.


Going to see snow this xmas since will be staying in a cabin next to ski resort. I'm not excited, I don't think I'm missing much.


brb make a snow angel
brb throw snowballs on my gf face
brb laugh
brb run back inside after 10 minutes because its ****ing freezing
brb take 20 layers off
brb avoid going outside after that for the whole trip

[miscbro333]

never driven a motorcycle

[Goat_187]

Never done anything gay.

ok.... super sus that's the first thing came to your mind.


you want to? asking for a friend.

[H00J]

I’ve never shot a gun (srs)

Thinking of just going to the range by myself to get it over with but I really don’t give a fuk (srs)

[BrooksKoepka]

Have sex

[truesteez]

never been to strip club

[DandyDink]

never been to strip club

damn. a lot of dudes will say its a waste of money, but if you sit at the bar chilling with ya boys drinkin beer and watch naked bitches shake ass and tits...thats a good time.

[StoneColdMarko7]

Holy **** Im everything OP except being on a date. I was on my first date about a year ago and I never busted on hoes face only ass. But yeah pretty much all resonates with me

[truesteez]

damn. a lot of dudes will say its a waste of money, but if you sit at the bar chilling with ya boys drinkin beer and watch naked bitches shake ass and tits...thats a good time.

I don't drink anymore so maybe that's why it doesn't appeal but even during my partying days, just felt like a silly endeavor to go waste money on chicks to pretend to like you.

I do see your point and I don't judge or hate on anyone who choses to go.

I actually dated a former stripper for a bit. She got super clingy and I obviously was not interested in anything but a short term thing with someone like that. Oh well.

[Redundanteater]

No tattoos.

Haven't seen the Monty Python movies/skits/whatever they are.

[Jasonw1178]

Never done meth.

[MarinoMike]

I've never had a threesome - and I really really want to.

[SwagMorris]

Never been to a strip club
Never rode a horse
Never gone skiing/snowboarding
Never left the country
Never whistled (can’t whistle)

[Goat_187]

Never been to a strip club
Never rode a horse
Never gone skiing/snowboarding
Never left the country
Never whistled (can’t whistle)

BRO WTF, how old are you and where do you live.


you gotta go to strip club for the lulz and leave the country bruh, gotta to.



I'll help you with the last one:

go to 6:30 and you'll be able to do one of the loudest types of whistles that coast guard uses. My mind was blown by how easy it is, now I can call my dog from a football field away.

[DandyDink]

Never been to a strip club
Never rode a horse
Never gone skiing/snowboarding
Never left the country
Never whistled (can’t whistle)

this is a hilarious "i've never"

[exsparky]

I like cash but never had an atm card after high school.

[PAU1]

Never been to Hooters. It always seemed like chump bait and I should go to another wing place or the strip club depending on what I'm after.

[THE-BEEF]

Never been golfing
Never watched The Godfather or Jaws
Never operated a cash register
Never changed a diaper
Never read or watched any Harry Potter stuff
Never had piercing and no tattoos

[multiplemiggs]

X2 on never been to a wedding

Never watched sports on TV

Never bought a new car

Never owned a flatscreen TV

Never been in a plane



I'll think of more later...

[userO1ROTHKVUIA]

Never went to university
Never finished school
Never got a drivers licence

[Redundanteater]

Never went to university
Never finished school
Never got a drivers licence

Do you just drive without a license? Or only live places with excellent transit/uber etc?

[Retoaded]

Never been to a strip club
Never rode a horse
Never gone skiing/snowboarding
Never left the country
Never whistled (can’t whistle)

haha. I can't whistle either. dead fkn srs.

[Issobolic28]

never busted on a girls face

But have you ever been on the receiving end?

[Redfish225]

Sad to admit it but ive never ever took a dump in the great outdoors.

Nothing like it.

[DandyDink]

X2 on never been to a wedding

Never watched sports on TV

Never bought a new car

Never owned a flatscreen TV

Never been in a plane



I'll think of more later...

fkers keep talking about it being wedding season and im just like....you..you too

[nm1891]

This thread explains a lot about miscers lol.