So one of my goals for 2022 was to expand my comfort zone,
So I decided to bang a twink tonight. Srs .
Saw a dude as I was swiping on tinder and said “just fawk it” and matched with him.
He was 6’3 with an athletic body. He came straight to my place and after talking about the stock market crashing he said “let’s get down to business”
I laughed nervously and said “ok, no homo”. To which he replied “wat”?
I said nevermind , and we started fawking in my living room. I basically fawked him in the butt for 20 minutes after busting one of the biggest load of my life srs. I said no homo right after again because I thought it would be funny. He said I’m the weirdest guy he ever seen.
He then asked to fawk my angus but I politely declined, srs.
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06-16-2022, 04:58 PM #1Banned
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Finally officially fawked a dude an hour ago srs
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06-16-2022, 05:00 PM #2Registered User
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This happened
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06-16-2022, 05:01 PM #3My eyes are up here.
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May want to reword it a bit because it seems a little too gay.
Romans 3:23
Romans 6:23
Romans 10:13
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06-16-2022, 05:02 PM #4Banned
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The main difference between me and you and I now 100% know I’m not gay. You on the other hand, will live the rest of your life questioning itOriginally Posted by hendrixfreak70
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06-16-2022, 05:04 PM #5Registered User
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Negged
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06-16-2022, 05:04 PM #6My eyes are up here.
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What are you up to later bb?Originally Posted by EasyPassive
Romans 3:23
Romans 6:23
Romans 10:13
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06-16-2022, 05:05 PM #7🇨🇴💋
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did you get **** on your dick?
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06-16-2022, 05:06 PM #8Registered User
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Misc no homo committee going to have to pull an all-nightter (STRONG no homo) on this one
Would kick em in the nuts
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06-16-2022, 05:06 PM #9So it begins
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how does it compare to vagina?
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06-16-2022, 05:06 PM #10Banned
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No, I wished I did srsOriginally Posted by p7nk
He was extremely cleaned and smelled like flowers
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06-16-2022, 05:07 PM #116'0" 200
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you're no direalboss op
I'm just a white guy from the future, I'm completely out of touch
This machine is obsolete
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06-16-2022, 05:07 PM #12You mad? Good
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Lol trolling is hilarious
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06-16-2022, 05:08 PM #13Banned
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It is way tighter, way tighter than a female angus too, for some reason lolOriginally Posted by DrugsToGetBig
It was like if someone grabbed my penis as hard as possible for 20 minutes. I’m proud I lasted this long srs
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06-16-2022, 05:09 PM #14Banned
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Originally Posted by Babayagawick85
I find it funny you think I’m joking. The Roman used to do it all the time and they won a lot of wars.
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06-16-2022, 05:09 PM #15🇨🇴💋
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once you go ATM, you never go back.
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06-16-2022, 05:11 PM #16Banned
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This was my last time srsOriginally Posted by p7nk
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06-16-2022, 05:14 PM #17Registered User
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If you said no homo its good but did you call him later and told him he was good
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06-16-2022, 05:15 PM #18
no guys i haven't done much with my onlyfans stop pming me
edit: oops thought this was my thread
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06-16-2022, 05:17 PM #19Registered User
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make a fist with your hand and imagine sticking your dink in it, this is a vaginaOriginally Posted by DrugsToGetBig
now do the same thing but just with your thumb and pointer finger (kind of like you are going an OK sign), this is a buttholeFree Men Don't Ask
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06-16-2022, 05:17 PM #20Banned
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He blocked me on tinder srsOriginally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
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06-16-2022, 05:21 PM #21Registered User
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i came in for humor but this story is just oddly realistic and now im disgusted
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06-16-2022, 05:24 PM #22Registered User
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Look at little op.Originally Posted by EasyPassive
Gonna cry?
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06-16-2022, 05:39 PM #23Registered User
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In reality OP was bottomed out by getter_done
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06-16-2022, 05:39 PM #24Banned
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No, i can match with any twinks on tinder easilyOriginally Posted by StoneColdMarko7
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06-16-2022, 05:40 PM #25Banned
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lol no that's ghey srsOriginally Posted by GuineaDago585
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06-16-2022, 05:43 PM #26A Registered Mesomorph
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06-16-2022, 05:46 PM #27bloatcel
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relapse2022
biddies in tracksuits
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06-16-2022, 05:47 PM #28P E R V E R T
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Op is a phàggot
SPOT SOLD TO FROGTECH - 100% NATURAL GENETIC FROG FIBRES
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never underestimate the slootiness of a sloot
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lol @ rentcels
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imagine thinking this story is true
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