Why is there ground pepper but no air pepper?

[desslok]

Or sky pepper? I am going on a cross country flight and not sure what to use for seasoning on my meals. I can only find ground pepper in the stores.

[paulinkansas]

I can find whole pepper, but I can't find half pepper.

[TolerantLactose]

They reserve air pepper to spice up groups of individuals that are unruly in public.

[desslok]

I can find whole pepper, but I can't find half pepper.

Um, that would just be pep. Did you not take english in school?

[paulinkansas]

Um, that would just be pep. Did you not take english in school?

I found pep, but it's something Spanish. It was in the beverage aisle called Pepsi.

[desslok]

I found pep, but it's something Spanish. It was in the beverage aisle called Pepsi.

That translates to Pep-yes

[paulinkansas]

That translates to Pep-yes

I found something else in the medicine aisle. Peptobismal. What is tobismal? It sounds like a foot fungus.