Call Me Old School, But..

[NorwichGrad]

I prefer public $hitters with manual flush.

Motion sensor flush is not sanitary.

Think about it. You are on the throne, then you flex your right buttcheek, and motion sensor activates while you are still dumping your logs, then the toilet water splashes all over your left buttcheek.

"Cmon man." - Boe Jiden

[paulinkansas]

I was changing clothes from jeans/t-shirt to a suit and tie in an airport toilet stall. This was for some legal matter in front of a judge. The toilet kept flushing and splashing me while I was putting on the suit.

Manual flush all the way.

[asbrewerpro]

Manual flush with my foot. I don't trust no one when it comes to wiping their own a$$.

[mtpockets]

I'd sooner sh!t in the woods (and I do very often) than sh!t in a public washroom.. I only use them as a last resort, ya'll can have them.

[NorwichGrad]

I was changing clothes from jeans/t-shirt to a suit and tie in an airport toilet stall. This was for some legal matter in front of a judge. The toilet kept flushing and splashing me while I was putting on the suit.

Manual flush all the way.

I hear you, bro. Also black pants. Cuz if water splashes on khaki pants, it will look like you peed your pants. Seriously.

Manual flush with my foot. I don't trust no one when it comes to wiping their own a$$.

Me too, bro. I use my foot. No way I'm touching that handle.

[NorwichGrad]

I'd sooner sh!t in the woods (and I do very often) than sh!t in a public washroom.. I only use them as a last resort, ya'll can have them.

HAHAHA. That's why we squat, bro.

When I use public restrooms, my buttcheeks never touch the porcelain. I squat over. Come to think of it, that's probably why I activate the motion sensor.

[bodyhard]

You are definitely a strange individual man

Still call you a friend, but definitely strange...

[supramax]

You are definitely a strange individual man

Still call you a friend, but definitely strange...

There aren't any ordinary people on this forum.

[NorwichGrad]

You are definitely a strange individual man

Still call you a friend, but definitely strange...

Coming from you, John, that is a great compliment. And you know I love you, man. But not as much as I love goats (except the middle eastern way).

I just see the world differently sometimes.

There aren't any ordinary people on this forum.

LMAO. For sure.

[bodyhard]

There aren't any ordinary people on this forum.

True some just stranger than others.

Coming from you, John, that is a great compliment. And you know I love you, man. But not as much as I love goats (except the middle eastern way).

I just see the world differently sometimes.



LMAO. For sure.

I feel ya man, you just have a weird sense of humor not sure how well that would sit around my group of people if you were here in the boogie down Bronx, I would probably have to defend you to no end and end up in a serious fight!

[Oceanside]

I feel ya man, you just have a weird sense of humor not sure how well that would sit around my group of people if you were here in the boogie down Bronx, I would probably have to defend you to no end and end up in a serious fight!

Toilet humor on the mean streets of Oceanside Ca often results in death ..

It's a line you just don't cross !

[PTzFree]

I prefer a little bush.

[bodyhard]

Toilet humor on the mean streets of Oceanside Ca often results in death ..

It's a line you just don't cross !

LMFAO!!! No I meant his humor in general, he has a sense of humor that wont sit well here in the BX, I met him in person so I know he is mad cool, but if I didn't know him and he would joke like that in front of me, we would have a problem. I know I know, childish, but that's just how I roll

[tripod29]

LOL @ flushing in a public setting if given an option due to a manual flush handle. Leave it for the next person to use the stall to assert dominance.

[asbrewerpro]

Toilet humor on the mean streets of Oceanside Ca often results in death ..

It's a line you just don't cross !

You got a point lol, I used to live in Oceanside back in 04. I wonder what it looks like nowadays

[NorwichGrad]

True some just stranger than others.



I feel ya man, you just have a weird sense of humor not sure how well that would sit around my group of people if you were here in the boogie down Bronx, I would probably have to defend you to no end and end up in a serious fight!

hahaha. I can see that happening, bro.

One thing about me is that when I visit other places, I know and acknowledge there are certain cultures and codes of conduct in that specific area. The Bronx is entirely different than, say, the Cajun country in Louisiana. Believe it or not, I gather intel to understand that area so I can 'act' appropriately - and that takes a lot of self-control and self-discipline. It's something I learned in the Army. Around here and around fakebook (where I get banned 8 months out of the year, as you know), that's more or less the real me. LOL.

[NorwichGrad]

LOL @ flushing in a public setting if given an option due to a manual flush handle. Leave it for the next person to use the stall to assert dominance.

LMAO!! Walmart $hitters are notorious for that. There are many phantom $hitters at walmart posing as customers. That's why I do a tactical quick peek every time I use the restrooms there.

[xTeTe]

It's even more difficult when you hover like me.

Gotta work those quads while you're being all sanitary.

[asbrewerpro]

I hate it when you sit down on the seat and it's still warm.

[GrouchyUSMC]

I prefer public $hitters with manual flush.

Motion sensor flush is not sanitary.

Think about it. You are on the throne, then you flex your right buttcheek, and motion sensor activates while you are still dumping your logs, then the toilet water splashes all over your left buttcheek.

"Cmon man." - Boe Jiden

Especially if it is a multi-wipe incident. I always get the kiss of Poseidon at public toilets because of these automatic flushers.

[Karl_Hungus]

I prefer public $hitters with manual flush.

Motion sensor flush is not sanitary.

Think about it. You are on the throne, then you flex your right buttcheek, and motion sensor activates while you are still dumping your logs, then the toilet water splashes all over your left buttcheek.

"Cmon man." - Boe Jiden

Bro, you are so old school that you make old school people look new school.

LOL @ flushing in a public setting if given an option due to a manual flush handle. Leave it for the next person to use the stall to assert dominance.

I like this thinking, but psychologically I just can't do it. Once the action has begun, I have to see it to completion.

[Karl_Hungus]

Nobody has mentioned the absolute worst aspect of public toilets which is the toilet paper. It is super thin and weak, but it is so tight on the spool that you can't spin it. When you try to pull it to get more, little tiny slivers of TP tear off in your hand. If you finally do get a usable amount, your hand goes through the super thin paper and shoots halfway up your @ss.

[asbrewerpro]

Nobody has mentioned the absolute worst aspect of public toilets which is the toilet paper. It is super thin and weak, but it is so tight on the spool that you can't spin it. When you try to pull it to get more, little tiny slivers of TP tear off in your hand. If you finally do get a usable amount, your hand goes through the super thin paper and shoots halfway up your @ss.

Ah yes, the self-induced reacharound

[mtpockets]

Nobody has mentioned the absolute worst aspect of public toilets which is the toilet paper. It is super thin and weak, but it is so tight on the spool that you can't spin it. When you try to pull it to get more, little tiny slivers of TP tear off in your hand. If you finally do get a usable amount, your hand goes through the super thin paper and shoots halfway up your @ss.

Another reason why I don't use public toilets, one of life's little pleasures is having plush toilet paper, I have stashes of it everywhere, in my vehicles, atv's, boats, all my back packs, tackle boxes etc... and not that no name crap either, nothing but the best.

That stuff in public washrooms is like trying to wipe your ass with wax paper.. Finger yourself once, you'll think twice the next time.

Yeah, I take my sh!t seriously.

[LWW]

Ha ha, I need a king size thrown, I can’t be having my snake dunked in the public toilet water.

[paulinkansas]

if water splashes on khaki pants, it will look like you peed your pants. Seriously.

I gave a pre employment drug screen to a guy right after his job interview. He was wearing khaki pants. He tried to zip up his pants while holding a cup of his pee. He poured the cup of pee over the left leg of his pants in the process. He was crying from embarrassment when he came out of the bathroom.

[xTeTe]

Nobody has mentioned the absolute worst aspect of public toilets which is the toilet paper. It is super thin and weak, but it is so tight on the spool that you can't spin it. When you try to pull it to get more, little tiny slivers of TP tear off in your hand. If you finally do get a usable amount, your hand goes through the super thin paper and shoots halfway up your @ss.

Agreed. May as well wipe with notebook paper. You'd get the same effect.