Why are movies on Amazon Prime so cheezy? lol

[aceroa]

I felt like watching a horror movie, so I went on Amazon video to see what they had.

A bunch of cheezy movies came up. I watched a few trailers but these 2 were the worst lol

[LtGoose]

Try men

[Mr.PissShivers]

What the fuk are you talking about? There are lots of good stuff on prime.

[aceroa]

Try men

Nah I'm good

What the fuk are you talking about? There are lots of good stuff on prime.

If you say so. Apart from maybe 3-4 good movies everything else was either old or super cheesy like the movies I posted.

[aceroa]

fukin lol at this one

Actually might watch

[H00J]

The bounty is really good

[DSTEE]

Lmao remember logging in when Borat came out. Entire collection looked like a bunch of off brand "great value" movies

[aceroa]

The bounty is really good

Don't think I saw that one, I'll check it out thanks

Lmao remember logging in when Borat came out. Entire collection looked like a bunch of off brand "great value" movies

lol that's pretty much what it looked like. I guess not much has changed

[Roldz]

fukin lol at this one

Actually might watch

Ho ho ho, you son of a fish.

[LtGoose]

Nah I'm good.

I didn't ask you, I was telling you

[notbadnotbrad]

Just watched this movie called double mommy on prime.

A guy rapes his best friends gf, and then she becomes pregnant with his kid and her boyfriends kid. So she’s pregnant with twins but each twin has a different father.

It was so hilariously bad but I couldn’t stop watching.

[devin45k]

That's the reason why I like it.

Gimme all b-movies you have baby!

[whitepaper]

Netflix has this problem too.


Most of these sites will throw anything at the wall and just see what sticks with the mindless, mouth breathing inbreds

[notbadnotbrad]

The one thing I like about prime is that they have IMDb ratings included. Saves a lot of time having to check the IMDb rating on your phone before deciding. With Netflix you have to look up the IMDb rating and it’s just an extra step that ads to how long I’m searching for a movie to watch.

Typically don’t watch anything below 7 unless it’s a comedy In which 6.5 is the cutoff.

[aceroa]

Just watched this movie called double mommy on prime.

A guy rapes his best friends gf, and then she becomes pregnant with his kid and her boyfriends kid. So she’s pregnant with twins but each twin has a different father.

It was so hilariously bad but I couldn’t stop watching.

Yeah sometimes they're so bad that it's hilarious. I might have to check that one out

That's the reason why I like it.

Gimme all b-movies you have baby!

I do like some of the movies on there, like the shark movies lol. I think most of the horror movies on there can be considered comedy horror even the ones that are meant to be serious.

[H00J]

The one thing I like about prime is that they have IMDb ratings included. Saves a lot of time having to check the IMDb rating on your phone before deciding. With Netflix you have to look up the IMDb rating and it’s just an extra step that ads to how long I’m searching for a movie to watch.

Typically don’t watch anything below 7 unless it’s a comedy In which 6.5 is the cutoff.

they also have the trivia and cast on the side if u watch on ur phone


But no 1.5 speed for boring parts of movie like cuckflix

[redwine91]

They’re of a genre meant to be satirical/parody

[DandyDink]

because theyre cheap IP for amazon to fluff their library with.

[Swept]

Amazon is one of the richest companies and all their original movies look cheap as fuk.

[iloveus]

The one thing I like about prime is that they have IMDb ratings included. Saves a lot of time having to check the IMDb rating on your phone before deciding. With Netflix you have to look up the IMDb rating and it’s just an extra step that ads to how long I’m searching for a movie to watch.

Typically don’t watch anything below 7 unless it’s a comedy In which 6.5 is the cutoff.

Amazon owns IMDB lol

[notbadnotbrad]

Amazon owns IMDB lol

Lol most of the movies on Amazon prime have atrocious ratings. They should honesty build a feature that allows you sort based on IMDb rating. It’s no annoying clicking on a title and then having some 4.4 pop up.

[AncientYouth]

watched 5 mins of the hitmans wife............utter chit and turned off

[bfdehewdbyywhn]

tv and movies are for ***gots

[lancefraudd]

I watched Share or die and another horror on amazon, both sucked.

Amazon is great but for horror genre, netflix is better and definitely Shudder

[LordBroly]

I think after Sharknado came out, a bunch of hack directors and writers figured they could ride on its coattails with these dogchit movies. The "so bad, it's actually good" thing can only work so many times.

[Samraiwise]

Could have been worse, generally, I love Amazon Originals.