Vince Gironda nutritional tip of the day XIV

[paulinkansas]

For you 'tards that get your nutrition all over your carpet like this 'tard tenant of mine did, here are some cleaning tips. Forget about buying any Bissel or Hoover carpet shampoo solution. It's overpriced. Use something like Simple Green or Fabuloso in your carpet shampoo machine. It gets the job done at a fraction of the cost. I probably shampoo more carpets in a year than most people do in their life. I'm on my 3rd shampoo machine in the last 10 years.



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[EliKoehn]

Is ethanol part of the "nutrition" you're cleaning up?

[paulinkansas]

Is ethanol part of the "nutrition" you're cleaning up?

Pretty sure it is, along with barley, hops and high fructose corn syrup with artificial coloring.

[EliKoehn]

Pretty sure it is, along with barley, hops and high fructose corn syrup with artificial coloring.

What kind of lightweight throws up domestic beer?

[paulinkansas]

What kind of lightweight throws up domestic beer?

The guy on the left could probably tell you.



edit, I guess that picture of a guy throwing up through his nose isn't approved.

[EliKoehn]

The guy on the left could probably tell you.



edit, I guess that picture of a guy throwing up through his nose isn't approved.

Yeah, I didn't get anything, but thank you to whatever mod/firewall prevented it.

At first I thought you were referring to yourself as "the guy on the left" since your name and avatar are to the left of the comment.