Pipin hot take: Big Dick Ben Will Upset Muppet Face Mahomes this Weekend

[FallOutBrah]

Steelers rolling with the underdog mentaility.

Chiefs will let their guards down .

Ben will play a lights out game.

Mahomes will choke.

Steelers going to shock the world this weekend and beat the chiefs in a close one.

Mark my words.

This is your Pipin Hot Take on the sports misc.

[Vhagar]

Ben won’t break 200 yards and will fall down without being touched half a dozen times

[bortass]

Yeah, the old QB that's been a shell of his former self for how many years now is suddenly gonna play lights out? Squeallers will come in unprepared since that's what Tomlin does in big games against a team that just needs to not do anything stupid for easy advancement to the next round. It'd be a hell of an upset and make the playoffs easier for the better teams if Pittsburgh were to win since they'd likely get rolled in the divisional round instead of wildcard weekend but that's very unlikely to happen.

[FallOutBrah]

Yeah, the old QB that's been a shell of his former self for how many years now is suddenly gonna play lights out? Squeallers will come in unprepared since that's what Tomlin does in big games against a team that just needs to not do anything stupid for easy advancement to the next round. It'd be a hell of an upset and make the playoffs easier for the better teams if Pittsburgh were to win since they'd likely get rolled in the divisional round instead of wildcard weekend but that's very unlikely to happen.

Ben has the bigger dick, likely still has his foreskin intact, and has a pair of big hairy balls.

Mahomes has a micro penis, is circumsized like a cuck, and has balls that recede inwards.

[bezarker]

[thatsnarf]

i think pitt will cover the spread.

[bezarker]

[niospecv]

When you have Jackson Mahomes as your chit ghey brother and a dumb kunt wife, it's possible for Pat to have a bad game due to family distractions.

[IsLifeRealLife]

Fatty should take it as a win if he manages to get at least 100 yards

[Belome]

With all the Big Ben hate and people acting like this is a by week,

I pray he goes classic Ben and throws for 350 with 4 TDs and long Ds KC

[chancelee]

It would be so good to see Big Ben dik down the Chiefs. He already said he doesn't give af so you know he's prepared to sling it 50 times (let's just hope it's not for 150 yards lol)

[Vhagar]

With all the Big Ben hate and people acting like this is a by week,

I pray he goes classic Ben and throws for 350 with 4 TDs and long Ds KC

When has this ever been classic Ben?

[BishsBMirin]

When has this ever been classic Ben?

Big Ben stats:

500 yard games- 3 (#1 all time)
400 yard games- 12 (#5 all time)
350 yard games- 36 (#3 all time)
300 yard games- 68 (#7 all time)
5 passing TD games- 6 (#4 all time)
4 passing TD games- 16 (#9 all time)
3 passing TD games- 56 (#8 all time)
Career passing yards- 64,088 (#5 all time)
Career passing TD- 418 (#8 all time)

He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive playoff games with 4 TD passes
He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive games with 6 TD passes
He’s also one of only 9 QBs to have multiple games with 6 TD passes

[Vhagar]

Big Ben stats:

500 yard games- 3 (#1 all time)
400 yard games- 12 (#5 all time)
350 yard games- 36 (#3 all time)
300 yard games- 68 (#7 all time)
5 passing TD games- 6 (#4 all time)
4 passing TD games- 16 (#9 all time)
3 passing TD games- 56 (#8 all time)
Career passing yards- 64,088 (#5 all time)
Career passing TD- 418 (#8 all time)

He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive playoff games with 4 TD passes
He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive games with 6 TD passes
He’s also one of only 9 QBs to have multiple games with 6 TD passes

I’ll be damned

Miring their WR scout. Dude is a legend

[DeshaunWatson]

When you have Jackson Mahomes as your chit ghey brother and a dumb kunt wife, it's possible for Pat to have a bad game due to family distractions.

This. Go Steelers.

[ChewYourFood]

I’m ok with this.

[BishsBMirin]

I’ll be damned

Miring their WR scout. Dude is a legend

I was honestly shocked when I was looking those up. But yeah no doubt Ben has had top WR’s and for the most part, a top O-line most of his career.

[Miscbob]

Bet the house OP - show us the betting slip.

[PermaBulk610]

I wish. If that happens, The Bills are going to the Superbowl.

Unfortunately the steelers suck and Mahomes will drop 50 on em. Then they'll end the Bills season next week, sadly.

[nettripper]

Big Ben stats:

500 yard games- 3 (#1 all time)
400 yard games- 12 (#5 all time)
350 yard games- 36 (#3 all time)
300 yard games- 68 (#7 all time)
5 passing TD games- 6 (#4 all time)
4 passing TD games- 16 (#9 all time)
3 passing TD games- 56 (#8 all time)
Career passing yards- 64,088 (#5 all time)
Career passing TD- 418 (#8 all time)

He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive playoff games with 4 TD passes
He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive games with 6 TD passes
He’s also one of only 9 QBs to have multiple games with 6 TD passes

not bad not bad was also curious for the 6 stat since mentioned

Ben Roethlisberger 6 PIT Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens, November 2, 2014
Ben Roethlisberger 6 PIT Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Indianapolis Colts, October 26, 2014

and it only goes up to 7 TD passes in a game 8 has never been done and the 7 has only happened 3 times between 2013-2015 since freakin 1969

[YoungMetro24]

Big Ben stats:

500 yard games- 3 (#1 all time)
400 yard games- 12 (#5 all time)
350 yard games- 36 (#3 all time)
300 yard games- 68 (#7 all time)
5 passing TD games- 6 (#4 all time)
4 passing TD games- 16 (#9 all time)
3 passing TD games- 56 (#8 all time)
Career passing yards- 64,088 (#5 all time)
Career passing TD- 418 (#8 all time)

He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive playoff games with 4 TD passes
He’s also the only QB in NFL history to have consecutive games with 6 TD passes
He’s also one of only 9 QBs to have multiple games with 6 TD passes

It’s 2022. That fat rapist ain’t sniffing anywhere near any of that on Sunday.

[BishsBMirin]

It’s 2022. That fat rapist ain’t sniffing anywhere near any of that on Sunday.

Those numbers were in response to a post about vintage Ben. Nobody, my self included, is expecting him to throw for even 150 yards and a TD on Sunday. Dude is a corpse.

not bad not bad was also curious for the 6 stat since mentioned

Ben Roethlisberger 6 PIT Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Baltimore Ravens, November 2, 2014
Ben Roethlisberger 6 PIT Pittsburgh Steelers vs. Indianapolis Colts, October 26, 2014

and it only goes up to 7 TD passes in a game 8 has never been done and the 7 has only happened 3 times between 2013-2015 since freakin 1969

If you get into stats that are very specific, it's mind blowing what he has accomplished relative to what most people would assume. Hell I didn't even realize he stood where he does in a lot of statistical categories outside of career passing yds, tds, wins, etc.

[thedarrenestes]

I mean Mahomes does have more Super Bowl game experience than he does for Wildcard weekend games so maybe OP is on to something

[HtotheOV]

bruh Ben ain’t leading them to **** unfortunately. all time great but he’s done.

dude looks like he’s running around in cement

[Lunatic]

I’ll be damned

Miring their WR scout. Dude is a legend

Funny how if someone said those stats about Brady, you'd give him ALL the praise. Another QB? It's other people. Funny how that works with Brady nuthuggers.

[beer n brats]

Funny how if someone said those stats about Brady, you'd give him ALL the praise. Another QB? It's other people. Funny how that works with Brady nuthuggers.

Brady nuthuggers are the worst. glad I’m not in that cult

[HoganIsGOAT]

I'd love to see the Chiefs lose, but that's not happening. Ben is going to get cucked in his final game.

[BigBallsMcgee]

There is no chance chiefs lose

[Vhagar]

Funny how if someone said those stats about Brady, you'd give him ALL the praise. Another QB? It's other people. Funny how that works with Brady nuthuggers.

Yeah because he’s the goat and for years did not get to work with the top tier talent Ben, or Peyton got

It’s no secret that the Steelers have had top tier WR corps for huge chunks of Ben’s career.

[WestAfrica]

Perfect, lets reschedule.