So, I receive 10 to 20 spam calls per day for insurance. Today, I started to answer with the following:
"This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You are on a recorded line and I have your number. How can I help you?"
So far, three have hung up with no comment after no more than 5 seconds.
By the way, I found a childhood pic of Cassie the Sassie Girl. I think she still has this costume.
I think it's cute. Not sure if it's a baby chicken or baby duck, but it doesn't matter.
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Thread: Spam Calls
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01-12-2022, 04:02 PM #1
Spam Calls
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01-12-2022, 05:30 PM #7
My Dad was getting calls like that all the time, at one point he just unplugged the land line unless it was while my Sister was out of town with her husband and their daughter for their Disneyworld trip. I started answering when ever I could and made it sound like I was working and answering for a store. The confusion on the other end of the line was comical. Won’t be happening any more though, Dad killed the land line last week after 42 years.
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01-12-2022, 08:14 PM #8
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01-13-2022, 04:24 AM #9
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Haha I'm sure they hang up quick
Is this a land line Marky or cell phone? I wonder what the ROI is for these companies who spam. Does anyone ever sign up?? People still have landlines??Last edited by Jtbny; 01-13-2022 at 05:35 AM.
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01-13-2022, 05:08 AM #10
I dont answer the landline anymore unless I am expecting a call at a specific pre arranged time. We only have it for my wife`s business so her customers can leave messages, once she is done...next year, than we are ditching it. 98% of the time between 3 and 7pm its spam.
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01-13-2022, 05:12 AM #11
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01-13-2022, 06:17 AM #12
There are anti-scammer hackers on youtube. One of them is called "Kitboga";
https://www.youtube.com/c/KitbogaShow/videos
Lately, I have answered these calls for chits and giggles. So when I'm speaking to officer John Smith (who always has an East Indian accent) of the "Canadian Police" (no such agency) and he asks me my name, I tell him it is Kit Boga.
He usually gets upset and calls me names. I then ask him what the weather is like in Calicut (a center city for scam operations) or how he lives with himself scamming old people for a living.
This never goes well and I either get sworn at more in a foreign language or the call is terminated by them. I thoroughly enjoy these conversations.
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01-13-2022, 07:27 AM #13
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01-13-2022, 07:39 AM #14
No landline: as most here I usually only answer numbers I recognize or am doing some kind of business (like right now putting solar on my roof).
I did enjoy a prank or two in the past. During the "IRS" scam period I answered in my Punjabi accent which lead to mostly hangups but one caller started laughing so hard he couldn't talk for a minute and then started saying "Oh My God" over and over in his Delhi accent.
Fun times.It's never too late!
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01-13-2022, 08:04 AM #16
Some fukker from a far off place that could hardly speak english by the name of Bruce called me a couple of times.(Now Blocked) Wanted to clean my ducks, I clean my own ducks, thank you very much please. How did that fukker even know I hunted? I blame Alexa, that bitch hears all.
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01-13-2022, 08:17 AM #17
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