“Great” movies you thought were 💩

[badreligion]

Titanic. That's 11 hours of my life I'll never get back. The only redeeming quality was finally seeing Leo's cold dead corpse sink to the bottom of the ocean because I knew the torture was soon over.

11 hours? How many times did you see it?

[mycorona]

Not a movie but sons of anarchy is dog chit made for low iq goyim

[HaiMeesk]

Some Like it Hot
"Funniest movie of all time...#1 comedy ever by critics". Two flaming queer actors in dresses pretending to be hetero men pretending to be chicks. That's it. Oh and Marylin Monroe is in it and she's supposedly awesome.

[seanb1979]

There will be blood


Oh wow great amazing acting bro!


Ddl’s acting gave me cancer

I remember when trolling meant something.

[seanb1979]

Shocking that No Country for Old Men is getting mentioned itt. God damn Oscar-mogging masterpiece.

Don't get the hate with Interstellar as well. Not sure if there is another current director that could pull off a movie of that scope.

My choice would be Avatar. Really don't get the hype with that one.

People who like **** like FnF and Transformers won't be down with a slow paced action movie like No Country.

[gainslit]

Avatar

Interstellar

Inception

[iloveus]

The Matrix, all of them. The choreography was garbage

Yuen Woo Ping is a legendary Choreographer.

He's choreographed:

Drunken Master

Legend of the Drunken Master

Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2

Iron Monkey

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon

Black Mask

Fist of Legend

Kung Fu Hustle

Lethal Weapon 4

House of Fury

[Critter5592]

Matrix is absolute garbage. Keanu Reeves is the most overrated actor of all time. John Wick is average af to me. Some of the scenes where he wins vs 50 dudes are just stupid

[headturner1]

Oooooooonce.......... moooooooooooooooooe............. You've oooooooooooopeeeeeeeeeend the doooooooe. And yoooooooooo here in my hot and, my hot will go ooooooooon, and, ooooooooooooooon.

Every middle aged woman I knew when that movie (mothers of my friends, female teachers, etc) was absolutely obsessed with that movie for like 3 months after it came out due to that damn Celine Dion song lol.

Watched it in theatre when I was 17 and thought it ducked big time.

Watched it again a decade ago and liked it, now it’s in my top 20 jfl @ me.

And I bump the fuk out of the song in my car too, zero fuks.

Supremely disappointed that people are saying interstellar as well, makes me disappoint men. Movie is easily the best of the 2010s.

[Nicklol]

Arrival

[kneeonbelly]

Baby Driver

I hated the movie
I hate the main actor

the gimmick of him , his glasses and a sound track to drive making him a self insert for lame guys really bothers me

[iloveus]

Citizen Kane

Extremely dull boring movie with nothing going on

[iloveus]

Avatar

Interstellar

Inception

Agreed with Avatar

Can't believe James Cameron is spending decades of his life making 4 more sequels

[3gon]

Any movie with Adam Sandler. Having to look at this guy's face and listen to his voice ruins any movie he's in.

[AncientYouth]

Some Like it Hot
"Funniest movie of all time...#1 comedy ever by critics". Two flaming queer actors in dresses pretending to be hetero men pretending to be chicks. That's it. Oh and Marylin Monroe is in it and she's supposedly awesome.

go and rope, absolutely brillant film in my top 5 , you have zero taste or class

[AncientYouth]

Arrival

agree with this, space octopuses squirting ink isnt it

[akmerle]

Almost anything with Kevin Costner. The only thing I’ve ever liked him in is Yellowstone.

Dances with Wolves, Tin Cup, and Bull Durham?

Hell even Waterworld was vintage Costner being Costner.

[TheFitLord]

2001: A Space Odyssey

You need to read the graphic novel version drawn by Jack Kirby to understand what is going on in the film. If you don’t, you’ll be baffled watching the movie version. The comic explains what was happening with the Hominids at the beginning when the monolith appears 4 million years ago, and the other parts where there is no dialogue in the movie.

[Ravishing_Rick]

Blair witch project=lol wtf
Avatar= pretty but lazy story

[WABeast]

Matrix

Lord of the Rings

No Country for Old Men

Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

[Scottybby]

Once upon a time in hollywood, so slow never got through the beginning, so boring easily worst movie I ever tried to watch

Edit: ^wizard

[OldDyeller]

Joker (2019)

I fuukin hate it when a movie is technically perfect but the story sucks balls

[SteinerSteve]

Pretty much every Marvel movie

[Vpac]

The Revenant... boring as ****

[dontstopbelief]

Inception, Matrix

[tehgosu]

Fistful of Dollars and A Few Dollars More

brah for real? those are solid even for today's age

I'd say The Departed which I haven't seen mentioned yet

Marky Mark Wahlberg can't act for chit and half of the dialogue was unnecessary swearing (only movie I've ever seen where its so try hard that it starts to be an annoying factor), never seen the movie they ripped off but I bet its at least original and has some realistic dialogue

[AncientYouth]

The Revenant... boring as ****

was utter chite agreed............i gave up after that cnt went over the cliff

[Deathstroke]

any movie with adam sandler. Having to look at this guy's face and listen to his voice ruins any movie he's in.

[Dec4y]

The Shining. Wasn't scary - was slow, boring, and stupid AF

[Slaydom]

I remember when trolling meant something.

There will be blood is a steaming pile of doo doo