srs thread. give me some ideas..
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12-14-2021, 05:22 AM #1Registered User
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What are yall buying your wives for cuckmas?
To be a rock, and not to roll
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
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12-14-2021, 05:25 AM #2Milf Hunter
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a good beating brah
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12-14-2021, 05:28 AM #3Registered User
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I just finished the new kitchen. Misc would be proud. It's equivalent of turning lead into gold. 60s original, with zero work done and very neglected. I've 70% completely renovated it myself, it looks better than anything I've seen on the market.
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12-14-2021, 05:30 AM #4Registered User
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ok show off i was thinking something around the $200 rangeOriginally Posted by Evantus
To be a rock, and not to roll
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
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12-14-2021, 05:30 AM #5Registered User
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Airfryer, spa voucher, health analysis ring, message gun, aroma wax melt kit
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12-14-2021, 05:32 AM #6Registered User
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In on this- no fukken idea what to get this bish
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12-14-2021, 05:33 AM #7Registered User
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Frying pan, rain guards and pepper spray
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12-14-2021, 05:33 AM #8🇨🇴💋
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It's only Cuckmas if no one gets you ****.. which appears to be your issue boyo
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12-14-2021, 05:37 AM #9Registered User
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Gonna bang her senseless for 2 weeks straight...can't wait for afternoon fukkfests.
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12-14-2021, 05:43 AM #10Registered User
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lmfao she already got me my gift. i just need to find her something bruv on god innitOriginally Posted by p7nk
To be a rock, and not to roll
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
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12-14-2021, 06:00 AM #11CEO/10 EGGS/DAY
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I bought a new crossbow...said to her she can give it to me for Christmas and she was all excited she didn't have to do anything else. I ask her...what do you want? "Nothing" Jesus fkn Krist...I'm gonna look like a fkn idiot yet again.
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12-14-2021, 06:13 AM #12Country ass chit
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Concert tickets are a staple every year
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12-14-2021, 06:13 AM #13Pisselero
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Afew random Gift cards Off the big gift card racks they have in Home Depot and lowes
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12-14-2021, 06:17 AM #14Registered User
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Ingredients to make me sammiches
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12-14-2021, 06:33 AM #15Proud Dad
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No f’ing clue
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12-14-2021, 06:33 AM #16Registered User
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In for answers. So far I only got my bish a book cause she likes reading.
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12-14-2021, 06:34 AM #17Remember the Alamo!
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two tickets to pound town
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12-14-2021, 06:37 AM #18
Suggestions:
Diamonds
Chanel bags
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12-14-2021, 06:48 AM #19Registered User
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Srs answer I got her a second diamond wedding band that she wanted and new pots and pans (don’t think she counted that but I do /10)
Our anniversary is in November so it all counts as one
Typically I just ask her what she wants or whatever she has been talking about lately and just buy it
Makes it easier for me to buy whatever gun chit I want whenever I want 🤷🏼♂️
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12-14-2021, 07:03 AM #201:12TilTheDayIFukinDie
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12-14-2021, 07:05 AM #21Registered User
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she got a new kitchen and i got some tools for new kitchen. so we are square
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12-14-2021, 07:07 AM #22Registered User
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12-14-2021, 07:07 AM #23Social media influencer
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new set of pans, iron, washing machine
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12-14-2021, 07:10 AM #24Catbrah
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We don't do gifts anymore
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12-14-2021, 07:10 AM #25Registered User
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bro my wife's bday is in december.. so i have to get 2 sets of gifts.Originally Posted by pr0digy11
To be a rock, and not to roll
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
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12-14-2021, 07:10 AM #26Registered User
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No offense to those of you with HTC significant others but my suggestion in such cases would be to invest in an industrial strength plunger and/or a mechanical plumbing snake because if she is thick now just wait ten years when she waddles through the door after a particularly satisfying endeavor at chipotle and plops down to snap off several connected linear feet of mahogany dumper sausage that clogs your poor toilet beyond the point where several hours of aggressive plungering with your one direction reunion t-shirt pulled up over your nose has any effect and so in such a situation you can just burrow through that fudgey atrocity to at least get a bit of flow going to convey your own piss and logs out of the house I mean it may seem somewhat self serving but in reality she will thank you for being so considerate
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12-14-2021, 07:14 AM #27Registered User
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OP, I do not have any gift suggestions, although, here is some future advise from an old & wise miser. Listen closely to your wife, because women are typically providing us with hints throughout the entire year. When you hear her mention something she wants, write it down immediately. Then by the middle of Fall, you will have a whole list of ideas and you really don't have to spend a ton of money, because the fact that you've been listening will blow her mind.
Just two pennies from an old miser!
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12-14-2021, 07:16 AM #28Nukem
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Depends how long you've been together, if you live together, what environmental stressors arose during that year, etc.
Tickets to a spa
Gift card to salon
Are you still doing the jewlery thing? That schit gets old after a while
A true gentleman knows what to get his wife for xmas that will also benefit him (srs).
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12-14-2021, 07:18 AM #29False Football Prophet
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gf is into plants, so i bought a rare leaf of the plant that she can grow herself (i saw her looking at them 1 day)
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12-14-2021, 07:18 AM #30Registered User
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****ing christ im cryingOriginally Posted by Thunderpants
To be a rock, and not to roll
Hey, I believe in God, man. I've seen him, I've felt his power. He plays drums for Led Zeppelin and his name is John Bonham, baby!
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