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11-18-2021, 03:28 PM #1Registered User
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If there was a human exhibit at the zoo what would they feed them?
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11-18-2021, 03:39 PM #2Super Spreader
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Whatever is cheapest in bulk. Probably 80% oats and corn.Originally Posted by BlackJack619
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11-18-2021, 03:41 PM #3Registered User
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I believe they gave them sugar cubes.
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11-18-2021, 04:02 PM #4Registered User
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Endless supply of pizza
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11-18-2021, 06:12 PM #5Registered User
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If "humans" were incarcerated in a zoo as a spectacle, presumably it would be by an extraterrestrial intelligence. In the event that they would do this at all (for research or amusement, if that emotion would apply), I assume they would categorize people by various food types to observe differences.
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11-18-2021, 06:18 PM #6Registered User
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You clearly have never talked to the apes when you visit the zoo.Originally Posted by EliKoehn
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11-18-2021, 06:41 PM #7Registered User
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Unfortunately I can't say that I have.Originally Posted by air2fakie
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11-18-2021, 06:51 PM #8Super Spreader
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But probably little caesars. And like most animals in captivity, humans lifespans would be cut in half to 1/3rdOriginally Posted by DougyF7
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11-18-2021, 06:56 PM #9Registered User
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And some natty ice.Originally Posted by DougyF7
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11-18-2021, 07:20 PM #10Registered User
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They've been plotting the revolution for a while now, they're just waiting for the one to lead them.Originally Posted by EliKoehn
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11-18-2021, 07:38 PM #11Registered User
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All of the digits shared between fecal and oral orifices is just a ruse to fool us of their hidden intelligence...Originally Posted by air2fakie
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11-19-2021, 01:45 PM #12Registered User
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LMAO the backbone of just about every high school party I ever went toOriginally Posted by BlackJack619
I gotta say, this would probly be the answer. If you had a bunch of humans on display, why not grease the brakes on those bullchit social inhibitions with some alcohol? That way, you can REALLY see people as they actually are
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11-19-2021, 01:51 PM #13Registered User
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Reminds me of the first scene of Jacob's LadderOriginally Posted by Strawng
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I gotta say, this would probly be the answer. If you had a bunch of humans on display, why not grease the brakes on those bullchit social inhibitions with some alcohol? That way, you can REALLY see people as they actually areBench: 350
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11-19-2021, 04:33 PM #14Registered User
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The English used to travel the world percuing humans from different countries to put it "human zoos"
Can't imagine they were fed more than several hundred calories/day.
Almost reminds me of snowpiercer where they made food bars out of grasshoppers.
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11-23-2021, 05:07 AM #15Registered User
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just come to Australia and go to some remote communities. Plenty of human animals there acting wild
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11-23-2021, 04:21 PM #16Registered User
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If I ran a zoo and wanted a human exhibit I’d just throw them a bunch of raw ingredients and firewood and say go to town.
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11-23-2021, 08:52 PM #17Registered User
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That was me on a visit to Kenya right before Operation Desert Shield. We (20 of us) had dinner at a Masai village. They slaughtered a goat in front of us, butchered it, put it on skewers, stuck the skewers in the ground, then lit a fire upwind of the skewers to smoke/cook it.Originally Posted by Xpiro
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