Greetings,
I'm trying to run for President of the US and Governor of MN.
My full name is Ryan Paul Papke.
I thought a long time ago that I can't be a nobody, so, I decided to aspire towards professional sports. Right now, my best bet is the Iowa Wolves, a developmental team within the "GLeague" of the NBA. The Iowa Wolves are an affiliate of the Minnesota Timberwolves.
I know a lot and have much experience with physical training and sports performance.
Low Reps
High Reps
Low Weight
High Weight
As a child I was enrolled in:
Baseball
Football
Wrestling
Swimming
Track
Lacrosse
Cold Tempering
Hot Tempering
Hyper-ventilation
Hypo-ventilation
Martial Arts:
Boxing
Kung Fu
Qi Gong
Tae Kwon Do
Tai Chi
Yoga
Dynamic Stretching
Static Stretching
Jumping Programs
Plyometrics
I've competed in multiple states and countries.
Minnesota
Iowa
New Mexico
United States
Australia
New Zealand
Skill Training
Warm-up Drills
Exercise Videos
I've helped multiple memberships from multiple gyms and recreation centers, having been to dozens of locations throughout the Twin Cities.
Bloomington-Jefferson High School
Experience Fitness
Gold's Gym
Hopkins High School
Lifetime Fitness
Planet Fitness
YMCA
YWCA
I have studied to be a personal trainer.
I have studied to be a yoga teacher.
I've been a Red Cross certified lifeguard, CPR, first aid, and trained first responder multiple times.
I walked to school mostly every day K-12.
Maybe tell me a bit about your experience with fitness, let me know what you think of my website, ryanpapke.com, and vote for me when you see me on the ballot!
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Thread: Allow Me
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10-02-2021, 03:35 AM #1
Allow Me
Ryan Paul Papke - future president
ryanpapke.com
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10-02-2021, 03:49 AM #2I'm trying to run for President of the US and Governor of MN.
I don't think you can hold both offices concurrently. I'm not sure the Constitution allows for that, but I'll have to get back to you on that, though.
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