Feds cracking down on Mc Donalds broken ice cream machines

[desslok]

Its about time the government is doing something about what is actually important! So many times I want a apple pie and soft serve only to find that the machine is broken AGAIN! Instead, I have to go spend my unemployment check at Wendys for fries and a frosty.
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/02/10337...-investigation

[EliKoehn]

Unpopular opinion: the Wendy's Frosty is better than McDonald's ice cream.

What if the McDonald's workers are all secretly unionized and collectively break the icecream machines at each store as a demonstration to demand higher wages?

Seems unlikely that they're near always broken everywhere, otherwise.

[AdamWW]

Its about time the government is doing something about what is actually important! So many times I want a apple pie and soft serve only to find that the machine is broken AGAIN! Instead, I have to go spend my unemployment check at Wendys for fries and a frosty.
https://www.npr.org/2021/09/02/10337...-investigation

Im just happy you refuse to get an apple pie unless you have the accompanying ice cream cone

[TolerantLactose]

Do the apple pies still take out your eye if you bite into them too early? FDA needs to get on that.

[MrCarrot]

I used to hate ordering a McDonalds meal only to find out the milkshake machine was broken. I don't eat McDonalds so much now but am partial to a McFlurry, however due to all of the EU truck drivers going back home there is currently a shortage of McDonalds and KFC ice cream in the UK at the moment.

[EliKoehn]

I suspect the European fast food of American origin is a little worse, but the authentic food of European origin is probably better.

[desslok]

Do the apple pies still take out your eye if you bite into them too early? FDA needs to get on that.

If you get them just out of the oven they will also burn the roof completely off of your mouth, similar to chicken pot pie filling and hot pocket filling straight out of the microwave

[EliKoehn]

If you get them just out of the oven they will also burn the roof completely off of your mouth, similar to chicken pot pie filling and hot pocket filling straight out of the microwave

[DougyF7]

I always just thought it was something the workers at McDonald's said so they didn't have to make any ice cream products. I know a few ice cream spots around me where if you ask for a milkshake they get mad because they don't want to spend the time making it.

Ice cream is extremely important apparently as the prime minister of Israel went bonkers when Ben and Jerry's decided to stop selling their ice cream in Israel.

[desslok]

Unpopular opinion: the Wendy's Frosty is better than McDonald's ice cream.

What if the McDonald's workers are all secretly unionized and collectively break the icecream machines at each store as a demonstration to demand higher wages?

Seems unlikely that they're near always broken everywhere, otherwise.

Its definitely a conspiracy and I am glad it is getting the attention it deserves. The news just tries to get our attention by showing news about tropical storms and Afghanistan etc to distract us from the real issues.