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08-29-2021, 06:06 AM #31Nukem
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*Look at reflection in car window and flex every time crew*
*Use half the roll to wipe after a poo crew*
*Fart in the gym and blame rotten smell on faulty ventilation crew*
*Fart at home and blame it on the dog crew*
*Watch neutron-star density poop mock me as water flushes around it and it stays put crew*
*Drive 2 minutes in the summer and back of shirt gets completely wet crew*
*Coffee black as midnight on a moonless night crew*
*Fat shame my cat on a daily basis crew*
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08-29-2021, 06:25 AM #32Registered User
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He just moved in, give him a couple weeksOriginally Posted by EDcellent
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
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08-29-2021, 07:03 AM #33Registered User
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Carpetcels when will they apprend?Originally Posted by scoops555
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je me souviens
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08-29-2021, 07:07 AM #34Attention K-Mart shoppers
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Reminds me of 4 bedroom student apartments in college
Lifts:
Squat: 460x1
Bench: 400x1
Deadlift: 575x1
OHP: 250x2
Weight: 180 lbs.
Don't have heroes; look up to no one. Because as long as someone's leading the way, the best you'll ever be is second.
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08-29-2021, 07:08 AM #35Registered User
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That carpet doesn't stand a chanceOriginally Posted by LinuxJon
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
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08-29-2021, 07:10 AM #36Hunter/Fisherbreh
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Report back in two weeks
I love eggs.
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08-29-2021, 07:14 AM #37Registered User
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Originally Posted by scoops555
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08-29-2021, 07:15 AM #38No Agony, No Bragony
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I was just going to say how you need hardwoord. Carpets suck in general, particularly with that cat.Originally Posted by LinuxJon
All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
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08-29-2021, 07:16 AM #39Registered User
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ewww fkn zoo.
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08-29-2021, 07:33 AM #40Registered User
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In b4 OP installs wood flooring on top of the carpet
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08-29-2021, 07:36 AM #41Catbrah
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My room obviously. Wife is highly allergic to the cats. She's got one of the smaller rooms down the hallOriginally Posted by radrd
480s / 370b / 495d / 235 x 2 SOHP
Trump 2020
DeSantis 2024
Catbrah 2032
Misc Firearms Crew
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Will sell wife's foot pics for watch/gun money crew
Definitely not a fed crew
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08-29-2021, 07:45 AM #42Shootin' and scootin'
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Came in to post this, will only be a matter of days before it looks like a home on hoarders.Originally Posted by EDcellent
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08-29-2021, 07:47 AM #43Catbrah
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Nah guys I turned over a new leaf, I promiseOriginally Posted by Woogiefied
480s / 370b / 495d / 235 x 2 SOHP
Trump 2020
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Will sell wife's foot pics for watch/gun money crew
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08-29-2021, 07:50 AM #44Registered User
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strongOriginally Posted by linuxjon
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08-29-2021, 07:53 AM #45Registered User
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Lold hardOriginally Posted by LinuxJon
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08-29-2021, 08:02 AM #46bloatcel
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mirin bloatmaxXing cats
biddies in tracksuits
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08-29-2021, 09:23 AM #47Catbrah
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Gotta keep them happyOriginally Posted by sdmk
480s / 370b / 495d / 235 x 2 SOHP
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Will sell wife's foot pics for watch/gun money crew
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08-29-2021, 09:35 AM #48Hung Daddy
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How long until the rest of the zoo moves into the master bedroom?
Angels
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08-29-2021, 09:35 AM #4914/F/Cali
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op are you in texas now?
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08-29-2021, 05:22 PM #50Catbrah
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Puppers stay down stairs for protection. I am gonna adopt 2-3 more cats now that I have room though.Originally Posted by Rooney15
Yep, happily living in Austin.Originally Posted by johnnyboi123
480s / 370b / 495d / 235 x 2 SOHP
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08-29-2021, 05:40 PM #51Registered User
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Do you really have that hard of a time figuring out how some couples sleep and have pets? You're actually curious if a person is able to have sex while living with a pet? Not a big deal I just never knew having pets and fornicating was such a odd thing to some people.Originally Posted by gainslit
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08-29-2021, 06:41 PM #52Banned
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they banged in the chicken coopOriginally Posted by mike4334
with the chickens still in it
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08-29-2021, 06:43 PM #53Registered User
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kitteh/10
Bills crew / Bud Light crew / extra onion crew / M&P crew / lcp2 crew / ap3 crew / Trump crew / mcdonalds app crew / cat-owner crew / Tin Cup crew / self-checkout crew / country music crew / RIP snails crew
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08-29-2021, 06:53 PM #54Registered User
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There's a difference between having a pet and having double digit petsOriginally Posted by mike4334
And relief washes over me in an awesome wave
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08-29-2021, 06:54 PM #55Registered User
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Needs curtains/10
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08-29-2021, 07:00 PM #5614/F/Cali
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Originally Posted by LinuxJon
California to liberalest city of texas. Das it mane.
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08-29-2021, 07:07 PM #57Registered User
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Originally Posted by Jandels
So did I!
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