Do you want the exact date I turn 18?

[Eatforgains]

I chatted with a hostess at a bistro just now for let’s say 20 minutes while I waited on my Kale Salmon salad to be ready. She’s turning 18 in Nov and she’s starting college this fall. She’s Jewish like OP. Anywho some how before I left she ended up asking me if I wanted the date she turned 18 do I could come back, I was like if you want me to have it feel free. Apparently Nov 14th. Lmao these young girls are savages.

[Eatforgains]

Should I go back in Dec?

[BullittEV]

in reality:

[Fuqdatass]

She probably viewed you as a completely harmless soyo after you ordered such a ****gy salad

[Eatforgains]

She probably viewed you as a completely harmless soyo after you ordered such a ****gy salad

She knows I can’t eat the meat there since it’s not Kosher. It’s a health food store that has a bistro inside.. so most of their menu items look straight off a menu in Cali.

[insidemane]

Didn't happened. I remmeber your videos where you were doing cringey freestyles to girls in your uber and they felt awkward AF, stop lying.

[GordonXXX]

I chatted with a hostess at a bistro just now for let’s say 20 minutes while I waited on my Kale Salmon salad to be ready. She’s turning 18 in Nov and she’s starting college this fall. She’s Jewish like OP. Anywho some how before I left she ended up asking me if I wanted the date she turned 18 do I could come back, I was like if you want me to have it feel free. Apparently Nov 14th. Lmao these young girls are savages.

[homers54321]

I chatted with a hostess at a bistro just now for let’s say 20 minutes while I waited on my Kale Salmon salad to be ready. She’s turning 18 in Nov and she’s starting college this fall. She’s Jewish like OP. Anywho some how before I left she ended up asking me if I wanted the date she turned 18 do I could come back, I was like if you want me to have it feel free. Apparently Nov 14th. Lmao these young girls are savages.

don't wait til nov 15th to come back unless you want to be 25rd

[Realclout]

in reality:

Accurate WISH these MODcucks would ban these DISGUSTING low IQ no AVI scum.

[insidemane]

Lmao this

[Eatforgains]

But that’s not what I look like anymore



https://ibb.co/bdtJ52B

[insidemane]

But that’s not what I look like anymore



https://ibb.co/bdtJ52B

Errrrrggh how old are you?

[SettingOff]

why wait? 16 is legal is most places

[drlarsrobotnik]

das it mane das it

[Autumnal]

Pro tip: you can make a kale salmon salad for probably 1/4th of the price at home for about five minutes of effort.

[GordonXXX]

I chatted with a hostess at a bistro just now for let’s say 20 minutes while I waited on my Kale Salmon salad to be ready. She’s turning 18 in Nov and she’s starting college this fall. She’s Jewish like OP. Anywho some how before I left she ended up asking me if I wanted the date she turned 18 do I could come back, I was like if you want me to have it feel free. Apparently Nov 14th. Lmao these young girls are savages.

you post variations of this same delusional fictional story every week. some hot 18-25 year old is just throwing herself onto you. are you mentally ill? it's tiresome.

[Eatforgains]

Pro tip: you can make a kale salmon salad for probably 1/4th of the price at home for about five minutes of effort.

I went in there to buy a protein drink saw her and decided I wanted food.

[Autumnal]

I went in there to buy a protein drink saw her and decided I wanted food.

Fair jfl

But that’s not what I look like anymore



https://ibb.co/bdtJ52B

You gotta smile brah, you look like you're in pain in your photos. Bad teeth? Gotta get on that veneer game.

[Eatforgains]

Fair jfl



You gotta smile brah, you look like you're in pain in your photos. Bad teeth? Gotta get on that veneer game.

Nah teeth are fine

[Eatforgains]

don't wait til nov 15th to come back unless you want to be 25rd

what cha mean

[Eatforgains]

Errrrrggh how old are you?

34

doesn't it say on my profile or something

[JUSA]

Errrrrggh how old are you?

RIC

Rest in chit

[JUSA]

But that’s not what I look like anymore

https://ibb.co/bdtJ52B

Sad eyes. The eyes of defeat. The look on your face tells the story, and it's a sad one. Wrinkled beyond belief, as well, pretty sure if this 17 year old actually was chatting with you, she's just pegged you as a mark and will have her boyfriend knock your skinny ass out and harvest your organs. You'll wake up naked in a bathtub filled with ice and without your kidneys, chump.

Btw, trim those pits, the hair is creeping out from your sleeve, disgusting. Do something about those binary zits on your nose while you're at it, just gross. Also, we can assume your teeth are yellow and crooked, possibly missing a few. You look like a skinnier Hunter Biden. Not a good look.