ITT things in life better than sex

[meanstringbean]

Being 10-13 years old. Old enough to play outside unsupervised but too young to care about chicks, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.

It’s Friday night. You have a buddy or two over, and along with all the other kids in the neighborhood are outside spending the entire evening playing basketball/ kickball / tag / capture the flag / football, etc. spend hours with no regard for anything else.

Night comes and parents call you and your friends back. You all are hungry so they order a pizza. You grab some cokes, head to the basement, and spend the entire night playing goldeneye / Halo / smash bros, etc. again no care for anything else just having fun


That was the best, man

[Rooney15]

Taking a massive chit after eating 45 dollars worth of taco bell

[r32gojirra]

The definitive list of things that are best in life
-crush your enemies
-see them driven before you
-hear the lamentations of their women

Sex doesn’t even make the top 3 champ

[IronILLinois]

The definitive list of things that are best in life
-crush your enemies
-see them driven before you
-hear the lamentations of their women

Sex doesn’t even make the top 3 champ

agreed and repped

[tripod29]

driving with friend accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick we both laugh and I unzip his pants park the car while fondling his balls friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot almost choke on his dik because i'm laughing so hard friend is also laughing his ass off he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO" he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid phuck I kiss my friend and call him daddy while laughing Friend sucks my dik chokes laughing I cum and he swallows it like a dumbass


Cliffs: brojob is the correct answer

[Redfish225]

My 9 egg omelette

[DDSF1]

Feelings of warmth and peace after deep prayer, contemplation, and meditation.

The love and affection of, and from, children and pets.

The love and affection of, and from, a loving spouse.

[mycorona]

It really was the best man. My daughter was playing donkey Kong country and just hearing the music put me into a relaxed state with warm memories.

[lolatpaniccels]

I found heavy lifting sessions followed up with intense cardio the fkn best

[sf813]

When a $50K+ bonus from work hits your bank account

Easy work and money

[multiplemiggs]

Taking a massive chit after eating 45 dollars worth of taco bell

[meanstringbean]

i miss enjoying video games..... for some reason i can't commit to playing a console game anymore, it's just fukking boring.

Same. Happened during college. Now only game i can even be bothered to play are old ones and that’s just riding the nostalgia wave, and even then it’s for an hour



Srs don’t know what happened. I played so many as a kid and loved them, was “the video game guy” in the friend group. But then like overnight just stopped caring

[thadderbox]

If you're saying things like "better than sex" then there's a good chance you've been having bad sex.

Sorry OP.

[mesobuild]

Sufficient social success

[meanstringbean]

If you're saying things like "better than sex" then there's a good chance you've been having bad sex.

Sorry OP.

Maybe I just need to try men

[thadderbox]

Maybe I just need to try men

Maybe.

[snailsrus]

Foot rubs and backs rubs

[NLNFunKti0nz]

Being 10-13 years old. Old enough to play outside unsupervised but too young to care about chicks, alcohol, cigarettes, etc.

It’s Friday night. You have a buddy or two over, and along with all the other kids in the neighborhood are outside spending the entire evening playing basketball/ kickball / tag / capture the flag / football, etc. spend hours with no regard for anything else.

Night comes and parents call you and your friends back. You all are hungry so they order a pizza. You grab some cokes, head to the basement, and spend the entire night playing goldeneye / Halo / smash bros, etc. again no care for anything else just having fun


That was the best, man

holy fuk this brings me back. Also Saturday summer day just swimming in the pool with your friends and having water balloon fights with the super soakers..

[orangetide]

A chiro adjustment then massage that gets you to the point of near sleep but not sleep, after some good green

[lolatpaniccels]

A chiro adjustment then massage that gets you to the point of near sleep but not sleep, after some good green

I thought it's better to get the massage first so that your muscles are more relaxed and improve the effectiveness of the adjustment?

[Coal Man]

Foot rubs and backs rubs

Dude you're shredded.

@ topic,

A good deep tissue massage especially when you've been hitting gym hard

Eating a perfectly cooked steak

When you meet up an ex and she's older/uglier and you're in great shape with a younger/hotter gf who's there with you

Sitting in your brand new luxury car for the first time and smelling the interior

Having a gf who is very submissive and respectful, cooks you dinner etc

Arm day in the gym when you get that perfect pump and you walk around feeling you got arms like Arnold's

[meanstringbean]

Dude you're shredded.

@ topic,

A good deep tissue massage especially when you've been hitting gym hard

Eating a perfectly cooked steak

When you meet up an ex and she's older/uglier and you're in great shape with a younger/hotter gf who's there with you

Sitting in your brand new luxury car for the first time and smelling the interior

Having a gf who is very submissive and respectful, cooks you dinner etc

Arm day in the gym when you get that perfect pump and you walk around feeling you got arms like Arnold's

Seeing an ex get wrecked with a loser guy is a GOAT feeling

[WoofieNugget]

When my kids wake me up in the morning and crawl into bed for kid snuggles. Also seeing the world through their eyes sometimes how they get excited about absolutely everything.

[4free]

good gym days

running a brisk 5k with good music on

working toward a longstanding goal and seeing progress is pretty cool. not an immediate feel tho.

hanging with an old friend after a long time apart and immediately locking into each other's sense of humour like no time has passed

playing your favourite album on nice speakers at night

negging *******s for no pics

When you meet up an ex and she's older/uglier and you're in great shape with a younger/hotter gf who's there with you

das it mane

[Ratfish]

KO'ing someone who deserves it

[jesb7826]

Shooting down woman and or ignoring who are entitled and think they can have whoever they want. It’s necessary sometimes to drop them down a level.

[Silencespeaks]

Looking at Chad

[mchabs]

financial freedom

being able to wake up in the morning and not having to worry about going to a job. You have passive income. your expenses are covered. you have good food in the fridge.

that to me is bliss

[LethalGunz34]

Sex is overrated.

[r32gojirra]

For that ten seconds or less I’m free