Brace yourselves for a few more weeks.....Monkey B virus

[Procta]

So who the fawk is eating monkey soup

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-b1886970.html

A 53-year-old man in China has died after contracting the Monkey B virus (BV), a rare infectious disease that comes from primates, according to a study by the country’s Centre for Disease Control and Prevention (CCDC).

The CCDC, in its study uploaded on its website on 3 July, identified the man as a veterinary surgeon who worked at an institute specialising in nonhuman primate breeding and experimental research in Beijing, adding that this was the “first human infection case with BV identified in China.”

The veterinary surgeon dissected two dead monkeys on 4 and 6 March this year and experienced “nausea and vomiting followed by fever with neurological symptoms one month later.”

He visited several hospitals and eventually died on 27 May, according to the CCDC study.

BV, initially isolated in 1932, is known by several names, including herpes B virus, monkey B virus, herpesvirus simiae and herpes virus B. It is also “currently referred” to as Macacine alphaherpesvirus 1 by the International Committee on Taxonomy of Viruses, according to the CCDC study.

[RICHSTRONG]

[Samraiwise]

^^^ LOMAO!!



So they are gonna release a new product...

[BeanGainClovis]

Man that lil sick baby monkey is the hook, line, and sinker.

I mean just look at him how does that not make you feel bad for the lil monkey?

It's like the media is trying to crank out new virus scares like bad action movie sequels.

[Gringo12]

I wonder what super powers I'll get if I stack this with bat virus

[DickHancock]

these people are doing vile research on live monkeys

[II Cybershot II]

good night sweet prince

[helpmee]

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[eightduece]

So this dude specialized in monkey anatomy and diseases and it was his job to handle that stuff, and he couldn't figure out why he was possibly coming down with neuro and other symptoms until multiple hospital visits? He never once was like, you know maybe this has to do with my work that deals with this stuff specifically?


Edit:

[smashedurgfx10]

Now quickly everyone lockdown so we can flatten the curve.

Don't ask questions, just do it.

[Dontoewsmebro]

lol just like coronavirus now there's the delta variant... soon there will be the South African Variant...Then the Brazilian variant quick everyone stay inside.

CDC will now recommend you get 3 vaccine shots lol.

[bongowongo]

[Swept]

I’m immune to it cause I was born in the year of the monkey

[LethalGunz34]

Which mask is the best for this one?

[gainztrain818]

How many eons did you wait to use that one?

Bet that chit was in the archives full of dust and spiderwebs

[Sterilite]

breaking news: 200 people across 27 states are being monitored for monkeypox after they came into contact with Texas man who became infected in Nigeria

[MinisterOfLust]

We're not going to make it

[LukeLissen]

Breaking News -

Fauci, Bill Gates, George Soros, the Devil, Satan, Lucifer, and CCP bio warfare agents rushing to the scene to assess the situation so they can save us all from it ...

[BeanGainClovis]

breaking news: 200 people across 27 states are being monitored for monkeypox after they came into contact with Texas man who became infected in Nigeria

Gotta bump that number up by a few figs and make it a death count if you really want to strike fear into the hearts of your loyal viewers.

[infinityplus1]

[Redfish225]

Which mask is the best for this one?

A plain ol dust mask, gonna need it while the dust settles after blowing China tf up.

[rippedandforty]

racism at it's finest

[HannoCometh]

Whatever happened to MERS?

I think MERS is the stereotypical apocalyptic one.

The stereotypical apocalyptic one is the one that makes headlines for a week with "mystery cases" and "rising cases" and then just mysteriously disappears from all news, with no mention ever again.

It'll then pop up years later and have randomly killed 2 million people and that's when all the lights'll go out and troops will be on the streets and there'll road blocks and containment and then authorities will start mysteriously disappearing and dying off and there'll be no command structure and then you'll start driving out of state and see abandoned military Humvees and abandoned military posts and deserted cities and...and...