What the fukk are you supposed to buy for a newborn?

[SmashinYoungVag]

For that baby shower sh*t. Kid has 0 interests. Any ideas

[MuzzieChik786]

Baby wipes and diapers (size 1 is better since kids grow up fast).

Baby clothes and bibs.

[Dontoewsmebro]

Can't go wrong with diapers.

[Autumnal]

An IPad so youtube can raise their kid for them.

[RackaDo]

ps5 srs

[SmashinYoungVag]

Baby wipes and diapers (size 1 is better since kids grow up fast).

Baby clothes and bibs.

Over some sick toys?

[Wyzz]

Buy him a misc. account and guidebook for navigating clown world

[SmashinYoungVag]

ps5 srs

That was my first thought

[jamalfudge]

Baby wipes and diapers (size 1 is better since kids grow up fast).

Baby clothes and bibs.

Pretty much this.

[MuzzieChik786]

Over some sick toys?

I mean you can, but the kid won't be playing with them for a while. My son's closet is full of toys that he can't even play with yet.

Diapers, wipes and bibs can be used immediately.

[Harry362]

For that baby shower sh*t. Kid has 0 interests. Any ideas

buy yourself a pack of tampons for going to the baby shower

[SmashinYoungVag]

buy yourself a pack of tampons for going to the baby shower

I’m not going my gf is. But the child is from my immediate family.

[Silencespeaks]

Cute clothes like onesies or little tshirts or socks etc soooo cute.

Or if I’m mailing a gift I just send a nice card with money.

[x-trainer ben]

For that baby shower sh*t. Kid has 0 interests. Any ideas

Is it yours?
If not, our friend registered at Target and had a huge list from bed to strollers, to electronics for babies, to pampers to clothes.

[Silencespeaks]

Also lol at kid has 0 interests.

Kid has same interests as you: big titties in its face.

[rgnx]

$500 in an envelope is what i'd do, for a family member kid

[BLOATMOGGER]

A lot of people get baby clothes at a baby shower but they never come with clothes hangers. A few packs are cheap at Walmart and they'll appreciate it when they go to decorate their baby's room

Also cash is always appreciated, silver or gold coins in the year of the baby's birth if you want it to be more personal.

[SmashinYoungVag]

Is it yours?
If not, our friend registered at Target and had a huge list from bed to strollers, to electronics for babies, to pampers to clothes.

No my sisters. They already have crib stroller and baby monitors and I believe car seat. Which are all the big things so not too sure what to get after that. Cause for close family I wanna get something decent

[MuzzieChik786]

$500 in an envelope is what i'd do, for a family member kid

This too. Helps a lot.

[donkeydonger]

If you don't care about the people, get them a Walmart or Amazon giftcard so they can get toiletries and baby supplies.

If you care about the kid, go to the US Mint site and buy a current-year silver or golden eagle coin, depending on what you can afford, so they have some kind of memento w/birth year. If you're religious, buy a small silver or gold piece of scripture with their name/yr inscribed.

I buy entire rolls of silver eagles and give individual coins out for bdays. Write some kind of uplifiting note about setting goals and investing in themselves to watch their value grow, just like with precious metals. It's cheesy but people love it and the coins won't cost over $45 @ current melt value.

[frankdtank20]

If they're first time parents or wife stays home, buy them some pocket (cloth) diapers. They're machine washable, the insert(s) that sits inside absorb the urine away from the baby's skin, so they won't cry as often for diaper changes, most importantly in the middle of the night. Less diaper rashes. And saves a ton of money in the long run, especially if it's a boy, who usually take longer to potty train. Get them a box of 6. They'll need more than that, but it's a start.

[Brozef]

Stuff they can use when they get older is fine too.

[FarmersSon]

Baby wipes and diapers (size 1 is better since kids grow up fast).

Baby clothes and bibs.

Good safe answer here. Diapers are always a winner. Maybe a sample of a few different brands to figure out what works best? Not all diapers are created equal, and some fit better on one kid than another. Clothes are great, too, especially if it's a first child. Formula (if needed) can be another helpful supply item. Maybe a changing pad for changing diapers when your sister is on the go.

[Rabbitjb]

Drumkit

[BLOATMOGGER]

Drumkit

[GooBaaa]

A pistol so when they turn 18

[chaunce54]

A one year membership to the jelly of the month club.

[SpermWhale]

$500 in an envelope is what i'd do, for a family member kid

usually this. let them get what they need diapers, clothes, bottles, wipes...etc

[78novacaine]

Just look through their shower registry and pick something/s.

[eXistenceLies]

I have 2 year old triplets. Diapers are always accepted. Buy a size up as well as that really helps.