I log in for the first time in 8 years to inform you that DIRT IS EDIBLE

[GenuineAlpha]

Good evening. I haven't logged in for 8 years. But this is important. So I'll make an exception today. I want to let you know about a revolution in health and fitness nutrition.


In summary, I've consumed a large cup of soil every morning with breakfast for the last 3 years now. Dug out with my hands. It's the best thing that I have ever done for my health and wellbeing. I suddenly started to gain strength again after soil consumption, despite a 5 year plateau prior.



It sounds crazy, right. To understand our current misperceptions we need to head back 80 years. I think we can all agree that the world is in a truly terrible state. We have been systematically and callously lied to for a long time. In the 1940s, Big Food and Nestle's major problem was that every person had a vitamin rich, mineral dense and calorie abundant source of nutrition on their own property. On their lawns, communal spaces and central parks. It's called soil. Soil is edible.

As a group of profit maximizing conglomerates, Big Food recognized that if people thought their only source of calories was Big Food products, they'd stand to gain trillions. They set out to undermine soil as an alternative food source. They orchestrated a widespread disinformation and propaganda regime. The goal was to convince the population that soil is inedible. Sadly, they largely succeeded.



I was brainwashed for a very long time and almost everyone around me continues to believe propaganda. At least until they take their first bite and see the benefits within their own lives. But fortunately, people are waking up very fast these last few months.

The first thing to understand is that NOT eating soil is strange.

Soil consumption (geo****ia) is widespread in non-human animals. As well as 100+ species of primates, including humans.

Soil has so many nutritional benefits that when you consume it daily, you feel like you are living life on cheat mode (more info here: https://twitter.com/soilbrah/status/...789248000?s=20)

In humans, there is an enormous incidence both historically and in indigenous tribes and cultures. Even in the west, it's frequently reported that children will naturally go and eat soil, before listening to this instinctual drive is discouraged by their parents. The more well known example is pregnant women, who are often driven to eat soil when their bodies intuitively know to provide the right nutrition for their unborn child.



Now what do you think is more likely here?

1. That the entire animal kingdom, indigenous cultures and the natural desire of children and pregnant women for hundreds of thousands of years are all mistaken...

2. That we have been programmed by Big Food, the media and societal conditioning that stating that you can't eat soil.

Take a guess...

Famous propaganda theorist Jacques Ellul said, to paraphrase, "the highest goal of propaganda is to make people believe propaganda thoughts originated in their own minds"



To understand how Big Food pulled this off, I'll briefly outline a diverse set of operations. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

A. Big Food pushes the idea of the perfectly green front lawn through all media. People are pushed to buy and pour on poisonous nitrate fertilizers like miracle-grow to achieve this. Big Food’s agenda is to make the nutrient dense and calorie rich soil on everyone's property inedible so that they are forced into buying Big Food products instead.

B. Big Food pushes the use of language with anti-soil associations. E.g. (1) “Soiling his pants” = excrement (2) “A dirty room” = unclean and grotty. Big Food’s agenda is to emotionally undermine that soil is edible by associating words for it with excrement, grime and the inedible.

C. Big Food puts alcoholic drinks in glass bottles knowing that drunks will smash them on the ground. Broken glass incentivises the widespread wearing of rubber sole shoes to prevent cuts. Big Food’s ulterior motive is to prevent bioelectrical earthing, all the associated benefits (read Earthing by Clint Ober) and deteriorate human health.

D. Big Food undermines the sentience of soil-based life, as well as the integrity of entities that symbiotically nourish the soil. This even extends to the symbolic realm or digital art. Recently, Big Food targeted the Mycorrhizal Fungi Shroom Wojak by hiring copywriter troll farms to post anti-Shroomjack propaganda e.g. framing him as demonic (e.g. https://boards.4channel.org/x/thread/29133787).

E. And more and more and more...

Notice a pattern?

Ultimately, this will only remain as an intellectual curiosity for you unless you prove to yourself that the world is your feast. Abundant vitamins, minerals and calories to fuel bodybuilding are right there under your feet. They always have been. Take a stand and stop funding Big Food.

WAKE UP AND EAT DIRT. Then see how your life transforms.

[BlackJack619]

Truth be told your body is more likely deficient in minerals found in dirt than chemicals found in vaccines.

[Leonydus]

haitians already beat you to the dirtmaxxing game bruder

[MetroBrah]

My folks are all from the country. They grew up eating dirt srs. They say the red clay dirt was sweet. They used to put it in zip lock bags and take it to school for lunch. This is before pesticides and all that chit. Used to be able to just pick food right off the trees and eat no fks given

[QuickNutkus]

Oh boy

[GenuineAlpha]

I knew an 8/10 sloot who ate sand. Ded fukkin srs. she said she liked the texture.

Not surprised at all. I would guess that she had a wide sweeping ancestral palate with great physiognomy.

[jizzfarmer]

Cliffs on how to eat soil? Do I just go to the back yard and grab a chunk from the floor? How to get soil with no chemicals and sht in it?

[DickHancock]

that's gross andy

[Jasonw1178]

Now, log back out.

[Antoine99]

Anything is edible if you try hard enough

[poptarts]

I have a vivid memory of when I was a child seeing a flower pot of moist soil and thinking it looks delicious and ate a handful of it.

[numberbrah]

Yeah, i don't know if i can get behind this one chief.

[Antoine99]

I have a vivid memory of when I was a child seeing a flower pot of moist soil and thinking it looks delicious and ate a handful of it.

I remember when I was a kid and seeing ground coffee, and it looked like chocolate powder, so of course I ate some of it.

[GenuineAlpha]

so how come so many people are starving

People are starving because they believe Big Food's propaganda. Nobody needs to starve. That's exactly what the crime is. Millions have died unnecessarily.

[Ravishing_Rick]

fell in dirt as a kid
some got in my mouth

didnt taste that bad

[yewotm8]

This is an experiment to see how gullible miscers are.

[gainztrain818]

In on fird page

[dogorman7]

I remember when I was a kid and seeing ground coffee, and it looked like chocolate powder, so of course I ate some of it.

Knew a kid who ate the little deer turds because they looked like pieces of chocolate ded fkn srs (srs)

[backinthegymbro]

Lol @ the irish during the potato famine. Instead of eating grass which humans can't digest, they should've just eaten the soil instead. Smh.

[HandstandPushup]

In on fird page

This

[zarathu5tra]

Flush yourself opie

[vitall]

Miscers eat Aztec Indian Clay

[Jandels]

Macros?

[BrosefMengele]

OP's next thread: You can eat shıt

[drvillain]

My folks are all from the country. They grew up eating dirt srs. They say the red clay dirt was sweet. They used to put it in zip lock bags and take it to school for lunch. This is before pesticides and all that chit. Used to be able to just pick food right off the trees and eat no fks given

[wincel]

[GenuineAlpha]

Lol @ the irish during the potato famine. Instead of eating grass which humans can't digest, they should've just eaten the soil instead. Smh.

When you understand how we have been mentally programmed, you understand that all starvation has been unnecessary. In this same moment, you realize how many people have been murdered by propaganda and learned helplessness.

[quadfecta]

dirt is loaded with toxic heavy metals and supposedly emits radon in small amounts. good for plants that need soil for nitrogen and other elemental building blocks, but this pseudoscience is like praising the merits of sungazing as a suitable replacement for a holistic diet. stay safe earthworm brah

[JayJ350]

Imagine being served this, might as well come with a rope for dessert.

[Fuggettabowteet]

Insert Joe Dirt joke