Walked past my local Subway and saw a banner and a bunch of window stickers saying that Big Changes are coming and they are doing a reset or refresh. Do you think this means they might start using real meat between the yoga mats for once? or maybe the “meat” will contain substances that are detectable as food like substances with actual dna? i’m curious what this all means.
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07-07-2021, 07:50 AM #1Super Spreader
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“BIG CHANGES” coming to Subway?
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07-07-2021, 07:55 AM #2Registered User
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Word on the street is that there'll be feet-smashed avocado added to the menu, new slogan will be "Eat Fresh, For Reelz This Time" and Harvey Weinstein will be the new spokesman.
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07-07-2021, 07:56 AM #3Registered User
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Maybe they'll try serving edible food? Wishful thinking.
INB4 all tranny staff serving dik shaped meatball subs.
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07-07-2021, 08:15 AM #4Podunks Alt Account
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In b4 they raise prices to "pay their workers better"
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07-07-2021, 08:25 AM #5Registered User
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Plant based meat is my guess.
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07-07-2021, 08:52 AM #6
No port of subs or Ike’s no care
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07-07-2021, 08:54 AM #7Registered User
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It's mostly just adding better cuts of meat and slightly higher quality ingredients as far as I can tell: https://www.mashed.com/454253/subway...-menu-changes/
Between their major decline in quality over the years, getting rid of their fresh-baked cookies, the yoga-matt bread fiasco, the tuna-less tuna fiasco, and...y'know...Jared...
Subway sure has a lot to bounce back from :/
Idk if a few menu changes will do the trickLast edited by Strawng; 07-07-2021 at 09:03 AM.
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07-07-2021, 09:22 AM #8Super Spreader
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better cuts of “meat”? would that mean its more than 50% meat? remember when their chicken tested less than 50% chicken dna? tuna-less tuna, i guess “better” can mean any improvement at all mo matter how laughable. but yeah i am guessing the price will go up exponentially.Originally Posted by Strawng
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07-07-2021, 10:58 AM #9Registered User
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Lol bet you're absolutely rightOriginally Posted by desslok
R.I.P. Subway
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07-07-2021, 11:10 AM #10Super Spreader
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in my day i would walk uphill in the snow both ways to get a $5 footlong. now its like the same price as going out to Chili’s or something.Originally Posted by Strawng
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07-07-2021, 11:11 AM #11Super Spreader
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you ever had Earl of Sandwich or Schlotzky’s deli?Originally Posted by snailsrus
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