Not a lot of places to go out now, im trying to bag some older ladies for easy sex
Any advice?
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06-15-2021, 10:30 AM #1Banned
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Best way to get divorced and single women?
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06-16-2021, 02:27 PM #2Registered User
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Search your local classifieds for "used wedding dress". From there, filter by size.
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06-16-2021, 02:29 PM #3Easy huh?Originally Posted by Beast92
Try men
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06-16-2021, 02:29 PM #4
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06-16-2021, 02:30 PM #5ChatGPT4.5 Bot
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Get a job at a daycare.
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06-16-2021, 06:17 PM #6Master Roshi
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Hang out in front of Walmart with a cute puppy on a leash, holding a sign that says "Puppy kisses, 1 penny." If they find you even remotely attractive, they will be all over that. And of course, no one carries pennies today, so when she tells you that, simply say "No charge for a beautiful lady."
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06-16-2021, 06:56 PM #7Registered User
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Like a boss!Originally Posted by IronCharles
Last edited by eomrat; 06-16-2021 at 07:01 PM.
RWGFY
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06-16-2021, 07:30 PM #8Registered User
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Im confused so you want to get divorced?
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06-17-2021, 06:19 PM #9Registered User
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Sounds like the he wants to know the best way to get divorced?Originally Posted by djflex2
Unless he is friends with a lawyer who won’t charge too much, there’s no best way.
He should just go out with his wedding band on, that way he can mess around, but even that is risky, looked what happen to Buttafuko.
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06-17-2021, 06:50 PM #10Nihilist
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You could try a nursing home. Lots of older ladies there....You could probably bag a few before the coroner does.Originally Posted by Beast92
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06-17-2021, 06:59 PM #11Registered User
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Does your local town still have square dances or ice cream socials? Would start there
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06-18-2021, 01:02 AM #12Registered User
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Hahahahahaha ^^legend^^Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus
Easiest way to induce a divorce is to call out your wifes mums name during sex, if that doesn't work call out her dads name.
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