Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman
He thought he had been attacked by one of the great white sharks that swim in the area, "and then I felt around and I realised there was no teeth".
"And then I realised: 'Oh my God, I'm in a whale's mouth and he's trying to swallow me. This is it, I'm going die'."
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57450685
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Thread: Spit or Swallow
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06-12-2021, 03:54 AM #1I'm a Swifty Now
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Spit or Swallow
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I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-12-2021, 05:25 AM #2Da1UnV
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He's lucky it wasn't a sperm whale
On the list for Bannukah
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06-12-2021, 05:37 AM #3I'm a Swifty Now
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Originally Posted by bodyhard
He's lucky it wasn't a sperm whale
lol...
it didn't swallow the seamanAir Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
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I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-12-2021, 11:22 AM #4Han shot first!
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Did he get krilled?
Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?
Galatians 4:16
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06-12-2021, 12:22 PM #5I'm a Swifty Now
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Originally Posted by TolerantLactose
^^^^^ GoldAir Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
Retired at 40 Crew - Social distancing expert - Living the Dream
I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-12-2021, 01:23 PM #6Registered User
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Same dude survived a plane crash in 2001. Others died he lived
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New York
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06-12-2021, 01:25 PM #7Nihilist
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I dunno....This whole story seems fishy to me.
It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.
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06-12-2021, 01:36 PM #8Master Roshi
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Bet all his pals call him Jonah from now on.
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06-12-2021, 01:37 PM #9High Plains Lifter
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The entire universe boils down to this:
What are the fukkin' odds?
Someone - anyone, feel free to debate that.Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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06-13-2021, 12:20 AM #10Registered User
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I wonder how will he cope with what happened, will he be able to dive again? I spearfish regularly, like once a week on average. This thing about being part of a food chain is always on the back of my mind.
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06-13-2021, 12:24 AM #11
Stop long before.
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06-13-2021, 07:18 AM #12Registered User
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I never thought a biblical story could be reproduced in real life lol. I loved the fact that he spoke so naturally about the shark attack, as if he had been swallowed by one before.
I must confess that I clicked on this thread thinking about this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM2x...annel=euronews
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06-13-2021, 12:45 PM #13I'm a Swifty Now
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Air Force Veteran 1976 - 1999 - Cannabis Enthusiast since the 1960's
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I use the gender neutral pronouns "Fukker/Fukkers" a lot.
****** I don't always agree with the memes I post ******
I tell it like it is, if you want smoke blown up your ass or something sugar coated. I suggest you get a Hooker and a powdered donut.
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06-13-2021, 01:04 PM #14Registered User
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Originally Posted by mtpockets
Humpback whale gulps and spits out Cape Cod lobsterman
He thought he had been attacked by one of the great white sharks that swim in the area, "and then I felt around and I realised there was no teeth".
"And then I realised: 'Oh my God, I'm in a whale's mouth and he's trying to swallow me. This is it, I'm going die'."
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57450685
WOW, the first baby born from running down the chin
He's a ugly baby too
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06-13-2021, 01:40 PM #15Quarantined Finja
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How you gon get a boyfriend if you advertise this every day?Originally Posted by Silencespeaks
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06-13-2021, 01:47 PM #16Omg I thought I was in misc.Originally Posted by Cass40
How you gon get a boyfriend if you advertise this every day?
Peace out boomers
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06-13-2021, 08:10 PM #17Quarantined Finja
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You are same age as me.Originally Posted by Silencespeaks
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06-13-2021, 08:31 PM #18maybenotabot
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Nice double-edge burn! Those aren't easy to pull off.Originally Posted by Cass40
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06-13-2021, 08:37 PM #19I identify as a 19 year old.Originally Posted by Cass40
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06-13-2021, 08:45 PM #20Quarantined Finja
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I'm trying to figure out a triple one but I'm out of ideas.Originally Posted by ChazWood
Nice double-edge burn! Those aren't easy to pull off.
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06-13-2021, 09:03 PM #21maybenotabot
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If anyone can solve and deliver a triple, it's mathematically possible it's you. I'm not even clear on the parameters of the triple.Originally Posted by Cass40
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06-14-2021, 05:16 PM #22Registered User
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From the pictures floating around, you sure don’t look like one.Originally Posted by Silencespeaks
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06-14-2021, 05:17 PM #23Registered User
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I gotcha boometOriginally Posted by Cass40
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06-14-2021, 05:46 PM #24Quarantined Finja
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Thanks.Originally Posted by Plateauplower
But I look like a 19 year old. Right?
Right?
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06-14-2021, 05:57 PM #25Getting Toned
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I guess as long as the boner looks 19 you're well off. Something I heard from Aristotle.
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06-14-2021, 06:02 PM #26Registered User
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It’s like you’ve made some Faustian bargain for eternal youth.Originally Posted by Cass40
Thanks.
But I look like a 19 year old. Right?
Right?
I don’t know about 19……but if I was the bouncer of the 035 misc, I’d probably card you to make sure you were of age.
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06-14-2021, 07:58 PM #27High Plains Lifter
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Ya know that attitude is mighty Supremacist of you, but funnyOriginally Posted by Cass40
Thanks.
But I look like a 19 year old. Right?
Right?
Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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06-14-2021, 07:58 PM #28Quarantined Finja
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Marky snuck in ^
Originally Posted by Plateauplower
It’s like you’ve made some Faustian bargain for eternal youth.
I don’t know about 19……but if I was the bouncer of the 035 misc, I’d probably card you to make sure you were of age.
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06-14-2021, 08:08 PM #29High Plains Lifter
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I don’t waste an opportunity, girly. Policing all that sass is a very demanding.Originally Posted by Cass40
Marky snuck in ^
Helping one person may not change the world, but it could change the world for one person.
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