What is a bizarre news story from your state?

[BaseJumper]

Cops went into a strike and decided they would not leave the police station.

Governor tried to negotiate. Failed.

Decided then to get a bulldozer to get inside the police station.

Got shot.

https://youtu.be/dM09xBgQDGw

Such many cases in the third world.

[I3igAl]

Skimmed the last couple of days in a local newspaper and reposted the funnier ones:

4-year-old goes on a thieving spree at a local supermarket
- stole three ice cream bars, a couple of toys and a colorful ball
- was later found out to have escaped from a local kindergarden

Fistfight over Pokemon Go arena
- college student got choked and beaten up by two other Pokemon Go player, who wanted to occupy a Pokemon Arena

Drunken guy harasses PETA demonstrators with Hitler salutes
-he should work harder to reach full Floridaman levels

First vegan Kebab restaurant opens
-lol @ vegan Kebab

A couple of sheep escaped and blocked a street
-they had been running from an angry dog(Pitbull?)

We had a Swiss Cheese Pervert for a while, just some dude who continues to offer women money to watch him put his dick through swiss cheese

https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/20...heese-pervert/

His dating profile (srs)

Spoiler!

I am looking for a relationship built more on providing sexual pleasure then love. A friends with benefits kind of relationship, but not normal sex, instead I would want this. This is my fetish, full version.

I love the way Swiss cheese feels against my penis. Either as slices of Swiss cheese being wrapped around my penis or a chunk of Swiss cheese being rubbed against my penis. I love even more when a woman uses the Swiss cheese to pleasure me. Or simply wraps Swiss cheese slices around my penis and allows me to hang out with her as I wear the cheese. However by no means would I have the girl eat the cheese off my penis, I only want you to use the Swiss cheese to pleasure me, then I would discard it when finished.

I prefer Swiss cheese over normal sex as a way of gratification because of a childhood condition. I ADHD as a child, that lead to lower self confidence and mental treatment, out of which I had a hard time forming relationships.

I have a big heart, and it was crushed time and again by the opposite sex, that and a very strong sex drive, well I am lucky I never became a rapist. My fetish grew out of desperation for sex with a woman. I started to compare girls to cheese due to their milky complections, girls are soft, smooth feeling and tend to like dairy products more. That and typical advertising, always using a girl to advertise dairy products. So cheese is what I started to use as a replacement for having sex with girls.

I tried many different kinds of cheese, but settled on Swiss as the best. First and foremost, if ever a picture of cheese is used, most of the time they use a representation of Swiss cheese. But also because of it's eye patterns, texture, and the way it feels against my penis.

so why you may ask do I want a girl to wrap it around my penis, well I still want the attention of girls, my reasoning is that it's easier to wrap cheese around my penis then it is to have sex. At least that is what I thought. That is not true, or I would get it all the time.

I did later manage to go out with girls, and had normal relationships and normal sex, and I did like to have them do my fetish for me as well, but I have been doing my fetish for so long, it's simply a part of my life now, but more so then ever presently.

The reason why is that I am a diabetic, and as a diabetic I have developed erectile dysfunction. Even tho I can take medication for it, I simply can't get sustained erections to have normal sex, just hard enough to have my fetish.

Now some may think, why not just get treatment, so I have less desire, well I need testosterone to keep my blood sugars in control, but it also increases my sexual desires, to not use it would cause me to have high blood sugars.

Now I am just addicted to it, like a smoker is addicted to cigarettes. It's like a drug, that I simple can't get enough of. Everything leading up to asking a girl, to having it done is the high, then once I cum, is the low, but the low satisfaction is short lived. That is why I like to have girls wrap cheese around me, and allow me to wear it and hang out with them, it extends the high I get from the cheese being on my penis. I would much rather know a couple girls and have them do it to me as much as possible, I simple can't get enough

Lastly I used to have a woman who I had a fetish relationship with, she would give me my fetish when ever I had an urge, she is in an exclusive relationship now, so that is why I am searching for someone again. When I had my relationship with her, and trust me she was a rare gem, I could keep my fetish in control.

So you see I had a woman that I would go to, to get my fetish fulfilled and we had an agreement that I would pay her a small fee for my fetish and I would usually see her once a month. The other thing was that she also enjoyed giving me my fetish, so the fee was just like a gift of sorts, and was not that important to her. That is what I would like to have with you if your interested, it could be a fee, or anything else we decided to agree on. Please let me know if your interested or not? So I can move on, if your not. Thank you for your time.

lmao just lmao
Whyx swiss cheese though? Would he nor get erect with cheese from France or the Netherlands?

[I3igAl]

Kid is from Texas.

Jesus, hope that crazy kid rots in jail.
(Would make one hell of a movie though in couple of years)

[ANumber1]

"crazed sex creep kills thousands of seniors, remains governor"

[Ratfish]

https://www.oregonlive.com/

Oregon will allow homeless individuals to sleep on public land in all communities

Portland pays $195K to get rid of 2 more employees at dysfunctional bureau

oh jfl:

Why Tho? Can I scream if someone misgenders me?

Dear Lizzy,

I’ve been struggling with how to confront cis men who repeatedly refer to me as “she” when I prefer “they/them.” I’ve had this issue multiple times while working at the machine shop at my college, where I am frequently the only femme around -- a male teaching assistant will ignore me or roll his eyes when I ask for help or two male teaching assistants will discuss what I am working on, saying, “she should do this” or “she should do that” right in front of me! I want to scream at them but instead, I just crawl into the hole in my head.

Can I Scream?